时间:2019-02-06 作者:英语课 分类:趣味英语


英语课

    An 80-year-old woman married an 85-year-old man. After about 6 months together the woman wasn't feeling well and she went to her doctor. The doctor examined and said, "Congratulations Mrs. Jones, you're going to be a mother.""Get serious Doctor, I'm 80.""I know," said the Doctor, "This morning I would have said it was impossible, but this afternoon you are a medical miracle.""I'll be damned," she replied and stormed out of the office. She walked down the hall and around the corner to where the telephones were. In a rage, she dialed her husband.

    "Hello" she heard in his familiar halting voice. She screamed, "You rotten son of a bitch. You got me pregnant!"There was a pause on the line. Finally her husband answered "Who's calling please?"









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