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----AMERICAN PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION2000 Who Are They? Al Gore and Reorge W.Bush bothe continue political traditions set down by their families. Al Gore was born just outside Carthage in Smith County, T

发表于:2018-11-28 / 阅读(222) / 评论(0) 分类 疯狂英语2001年

[00:-3.00]A PRACTICAL JOKE [00:-4.00]We can define a joke as something you say that causes laughter, [00:-5.00]and a practical joke as something you do that causes laughter. [00:-6.00]After a practical joke everybody laughs or smiles,except, [00:-7.0

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On craigslist.com, a Sheldon wrote that he was moving. Im starting a new life, and I dont want anything that reminds me of my old life, Sheldon announced on the website. Giving his address, he invited everyone to visit his apartment on April 19 from

发表于:2018-12-11 / 阅读(62) / 评论(0) 分类 365个英语简短小故事

A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, Does your dog bite? The shopkeeper says, No, my dog does not bite. The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him. Ouch, he says, I thought you said your dog does not bit

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(65) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

English Joke - Will I Be Able to Play the Piano? A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation. B: Yes, of course. A: Great. I never could before.

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(74) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

English Joke - A Good Dancer A girl and a boy are talking. The girl says, You would be a good dancer except for two things. The boy asks, What are those two things? The girl answers, Your feet.

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(67) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

A man goes to the doctor and says, Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts. The doctor asks, What do you mean? The man says, When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts.When I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts. The doct

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(49) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

English Joke - The Second Opinion The doctor to the patient: You are very sick. The patient to the doctor: Can I get a second opinion? The doctor again: Yes, you are very ugly too.

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A student is talking to his teacher. Student: Would you punish me for something I didn`t do? Teacher: Of course not. Student: Good, because I haven't done my homework.

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Playing a Practical Joke Patricia: What are you doing? Luis: Im setting up a practical joke for Bobby. I cant wait to see the look on his face when he walks outside and finds his bike in pieces. Itll be the best prank ever! Patricia: Youre not really

发表于:2018-12-27 / 阅读(93) / 评论(0) 分类 2013年ESL之餐饮娱乐

The Best Practical Joke I Ever Saw I've never been much for playing practical jokes on people, nor have Ibeen on the receiving end very often. The biggest practical joke Iever played on anyone was on April Fools Day ... I had our secretaryleave a pho

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(131) / 评论(0) 分类 多功能英语阅读

YOU ARE GOING TO DIE A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup ,the doctor called the wife into his 健康检查 office alone. He said,

发表于:2019-01-04 / 阅读(88) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

I started a joke which started the whole world crying but I didn't see oh no... that the joke was on me oh no... I started to cry which started the whole world laughing oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me I looked at the skies running my ha

发表于:2019-01-06 / 阅读(123) / 评论(0) 分类 美国乡村音乐

Minute EnglishApril Fool's Day Kate: Hello, Im Kate Colin and this is 6 minute English. Today I'm joined again byJackie Dalton. Hi Jackie. Jackie: Hi KateKate: As you may know, yesterday, April 1st was April Fool's Day! Jackie: Well, to be honest, I

发表于:2019-01-07 / 阅读(121) / 评论(0) 分类 六分钟英语

Idiom: Practical joke ( prank ) Hit the book: Stage fright Phobia Athlete Impairment Mime Timid Arthritis Impose The first step in mastering stage fright, and all kinds of performance anxiety, is to get a good understanding of just what kind of probl

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经典歌曲-我开了个玩笑i started a jok-bee gees *bee gees* i started a joke which started the whole world crying but i didn't see oh no... that the joke was on me oh no... i started to cry which started the whole world laughing oh, if i'd onl

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Joey: Ive had it ! Im not going to take it anymore. Rachel: Whats the matter ? Joey: Im sick and tired of being the butt of Chandlers practical jokes . One of these days, hes really going to get someone hurt. Rachel: Oh, no. What has he done now ? Jo

发表于:2019-01-28 / 阅读(73) / 评论(0) 分类 地道美语播客

In the UK, we are traditionally allowed to play jokes on people until what time in the day? 在英国,我们允许跟别人开玩笑,除了哪个时间段? Is it: a) midnight b) midday c) 4 o'clock April Fool's Day Kate:Hello, Im Kate Colin and this is 6 minute Engl

发表于:2019-02-04 / 阅读(73) / 评论(0) 分类 六分钟英语

How to Tell a Joke Many people shy away from telling jokes because they once told one that fell flat or they are afraid of appearing silly or of offending someone. Jokes are canned humorous stories which are subtly different from personal anecdotes.

发表于:2019-02-07 / 阅读(122) / 评论(0) 分类 阅读空间

Patricia: What are you doing? Luis: Im setting up a practical joke for Bobby. I cant wait to see the look on his face when he walks outside and finds his bike in pieces. Itll be the best prank ever! Patricia: Youre not really going to take apart his

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