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----AMERICAN PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION2000 Who Are They? Al Gore and Reorge W.Bush bothe continue political traditions set down by their families. Al Gore was born just outside Carthage in Smith County, T

发表于:2018-11-28 / 阅读(225) / 评论(0) 分类 疯狂英语2001年

A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl? B: It's a girl. She's my daughter. A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father. B: I'm not. I'm her mother.

发表于:2018-12-03 / 阅读(114) / 评论(0) 分类 2011年ESL之就医和人际交往

A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, Does your dog bite? The shopkeeper says, No, my dog does not bite. The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him. Ouch, he says, I thought you said your dog does not bit

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(66) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

English Joke - Will I Be Able to Play the Piano? A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation. B: Yes, of course. A: Great. I never could before.

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(75) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

English Joke - A Good Dancer A girl and a boy are talking. The girl says, You would be a good dancer except for two things. The boy asks, What are those two things? The girl answers, Your feet.

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(68) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

A man goes to the doctor and says, Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts. The doctor asks, What do you mean? The man says, When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts.When I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts. The doct

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(50) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

English Joke - The Second Opinion The doctor to the patient: You are very sick. The patient to the doctor: Can I get a second opinion? The doctor again: Yes, you are very ugly too.

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(59) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

A student is talking to his teacher. Student: Would you punish me for something I didn`t do? Teacher: Of course not. Student: Good, because I haven't done my homework.

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(86) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

An Old Joke 老笑话 An elderly man went to a doctor with multiple complaints. 一个上了年纪的人带着港币病痛去看医生。 I see spots before my eyes, he said. 我眼前老是看到些斑斑点点的。他说。 It's due to old age, sa

发表于:2018-12-31 / 阅读(57) / 评论(0) 分类 英语小达人

笑话原文 Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's mini-van and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a n

发表于:2019-01-04 / 阅读(99) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

YOU ARE GOING TO DIE A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup ,the doctor called the wife into his 健康检查 office alone. He said,

发表于:2019-01-04 / 阅读(90) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

爱情的玩笑 Kathryn Willams - I Started A Joke I started a joke which started the whole world crying but i didn't see that the joke was on me i started to cry which started the whole world laughing oh if i'd only seen that the joke was on me i lo

发表于:2019-01-06 / 阅读(239) / 评论(0) 分类 好听的英文歌曲

I started a joke which started the whole world crying but I didn't see oh no... that the joke was on me oh no... I started to cry which started the whole world laughing oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me I looked at the skies running my ha

发表于:2019-01-06 / 阅读(124) / 评论(0) 分类 美国乡村音乐

笑话原文 Nerd Bike A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle. The first nerd was stunned and asked,

发表于:2019-01-06 / 阅读(90) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

People say I'm the life of the party 'cause I make a joke or two Although I might be laughing loud and hearty Deep inside I am blue So take a good look at my face You'll see my smile looks out of place If you look closer, it's easy to trace The track

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经典歌曲-我开了个玩笑i started a jok-bee gees *bee gees* i started a joke which started the whole world crying but i didn't see oh no... that the joke was on me oh no... i started to cry which started the whole world laughing oh, if i'd onl

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How to Tell a Joke Many people shy away from telling jokes because they once told one that fell flat or they are afraid of appearing silly or of offending someone. Jokes are canned humorous stories which are subtly different from personal anecdotes.

发表于:2019-02-07 / 阅读(125) / 评论(0) 分类 阅读空间

I started a joke which started the whole world crying but I didn't see oh no... that the joke was on me oh no... I started to cry which started the whole world laughing oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me I looked at the skies running my han

发表于:2019-02-07 / 阅读(78) / 评论(0) 分类 美国乡村音乐

音乐咖啡厅:张韶涵 - I Started A Joke Song:I Started A Joke Artist:张韶涵 I started a joke which started the whole world crying but I didn't see oh no... that the joke was on me oh no... I started to cry which started the whole world la

发表于:2019-02-18 / 阅读(139) / 评论(0) 分类 音乐咖啡厅

A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi. B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.

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2-(2-Naphthyloxy)Ethanol
Abyssinian tea
Aglossostomy
anovlar
antitechnologism
bandeira
Basentello, Torrente
braces up
Calamagrostis emodensis
califa
cardio function meter
carrier amplitude
cast duralumin
chalfa
class articulata
clinical outcomes
comparesone
conits
continuous deodorization
controllable pitch propeller gear
corses
cosmid
creditism
distributed-parameter model
do some cleaning
drawbar tractor combination
driving license tax on vehicle and boat
external heat loss
faucitis
feminerds
fibre-loss modulated fibre-optic sensor
foot-pound
furostan
geekism
genus suksdorfias
Govorovo
grandpas
harden sb to sth
hemerotyphlosis
ice chute
in the box
incisive tooth
induhviduals
Kaba, Gunung
kulm
La Parilla
lactic acid methyl ester
law-courts
leave no means untried
Like-Kind Property
low speed refrigerated centrifuge
Lüerdissen
Magro, R.
Mandurah
market plane
marquisettes
medium flower branch
microspectrophotometry
myelinolytic
non-contact piston
operating trouble
organ of violence
otter civets
oval and square method
paravareiola
particle-beam weapon
Patellacea
plasma character display
plotton
Port of Commencement of Carriage
post-strikest
probability of detection
rarefactive
Rhus aromatica
rolling balance
rose ring
round-trip light times
San Jon
saurida undosquamis
sets-in-use
sheet drift
silentish
six-coordinate site
sociable plovers
strange particle
sugarbush
sunshot
synthetic display
thakar
throw over board
time-harmonic wave
torsion-tester
Twinleaf
umbrella roof
unionisms
unitized car
verticillioses
weighted least square regression
wikeley
wilk
xeranthemum annuums
Zhiwei