The ability to poop in the amount of time it would normally take you to piss, so as not to alert guests or hosts as to what you’re truly doing. Making the Piss Window is most critical when dining out with friends, entertaining guests in your home, or visiting the home of another. Failure to make the Piss Window will usually result in bouts of awkwardness as you exit the bathroom, because everyone will know….you just took a shit.
> Joe: Dude, 2 minutes and 14 seconds...you just barely made the Piss Window.
> Sam: Tell me about it. It'd be pretty embarrassing if Julie found out I took a shit on our first date.
> Joe: Too late, I just told her.

Walking near with good intentions 随心地徘徊在附近 Walking down with no patience 没有耐心地走下去 I feel my buttons being pressed on 我感觉自己受到了压制 I feel my body tryna start some 我感觉身体产生了变化 I know

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[00:03.20]stupid kid who committed that terrible crime. 犯下重罪的小笨蛋 [00:08.24]I want to talk to him. 我想跟他沟通 [00:13.76]I want to try and talk some sense to him. 我试图讲道理 [00:17.60]Tell him the way things are. 让他明

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Piss off 发怒、生气、火大 I was really pissed off when he talked to me like that. 他那样对我说话,我真的气坏了。 Break up= split up=parted 分手 Translator 翻译(以文字为主) Interpreter 翻译(以口译为主) 迷路

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ENGLISH MARATHON Host: Jeffery 叶茼荞 get out (of here) piss off beat it Practical Sentence eg: Dont you hear me ? Get out of here! eg: You idiot! Piss off. Beat it eg: Beat it! I am in bad mood. get out of here Piss off

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讲解文本: piss off 激怒,立刻走开 What did you do to piss her off? 你究竟做了什么把她给惹火了? The way she treats me really pisses me off. 她对待我的态度让我彻底怒了。 Piss off, or I'll kick your ass. 立刻滚

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闲逛酒吧放轻松…/Pub Crawl A: Modern English.Is that Chris? 洋话连篇。你是Chris吗? B: Drew, how did you know it was me? Drew,你怎么知道是我? A: I guess so. What can I do f

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Rather than getting angry and pissing away my entire future, I knew I just had to get on with my life. 语音讲解 单词发音 rather adv.宁可,宁愿;相当 piss vt.撒尿弄脏 连词发音 getting angry and pissing away getting angry and pi

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《理发师陶德》可爱原声:Pirelli's Miracle Elixir Pirelli's Miracle Elixir,出自音乐剧电影《理发师陶德》中Pirelli和Todd公开比拼刮胡子技术的那一场之前,可爱的小男孩Tobias这个广告做得还真是卖力

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文本: SONNY: Isn't that right, Lance? LANCE: I'm sorry Tommy. This is Vice City. This is business. TOMMY: ___(1)___... LANCE: No. I sold YOU out, Tommy, I sold YOU out. The real cash is upstairs in the safe. SONNY: Tommy, what was the big _(2)_?

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Ooh, this isn't like the hospitals in Poland. 这里跟波兰的医院真不一样 The lights are working. 灯居然都会亮耶 Okay, sit down. I'll take you in one at a time. 好了,坐下吧,我每次带一个人进去 All right, Cupid, you're

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当你难以启齿时…… 一名中国留学生初到美国,在机场找厕所,问老外:「Where is W.C.?」老外听不懂。一名中国太太到医院生产,洋护士问她:「Did yo

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I remember how we met but your name I forget like the door that I have kept unopened I remember it was wet and the swelter and the sweat and the shelter of the bed we were cloaked in You were stroking me like a pet but you didn't own me yet and the t

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《理发师陶德》可爱原声:Pirelli's Miracle Elixir Pirelli's Miracle Elixir,出自音乐剧电影《理发师陶德》中Pirelli和Todd公开比拼刮胡子技术的那一场之前,可爱的小男孩Tobias这个广告做得还真是卖力

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生活中一些不好意思说的话 当你难以启齿时 一名中国留学生初到美国,在机场找厕所,问老外:「Where is W.C.?」老外听不懂。一名中国太太到医院生产,洋护士问她:「Did you have a bowel move

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I'msopissedoff/pissed. 我很生气 pisssomeoneoff 让某人生气。 例句: Hepissesmeoff. 他让我很生气。 Peoplewhocan'tkeepapromisepissmeoff. 言而无信的人让我特别生气。 You'dbetterleaveheralone.Herwalletwasstolen.She'ssopisse

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Words won't make your mother a whore. She was what she was, and nothing Toad says can change that. 光嘴巴上说说,你妈也不会变成婊子。她是什么样的人,就是什么样的人,和癞哈蟆怎么说有何干系。 You know, we ha

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I woke up, pissed off today 今天醒来,一肚子气 And lately, everyone feels fake 最近感觉身旁的人们都虚伪得厉害 Somewhere, I lost a piece of me 内心深处 像是失魂一般/内心深处,若有所失 Smoking cigarettes on ba

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笨蛋dummy/idiot 蠢蛋dumb-ass/stupid-ass 混蛋ass/asshole 坏蛋bad egg 滚蛋scram/go away/piss off/fuck off 完蛋 screwed/fucked up 软蛋jelly fish/weakling/coward/wussy 捣蛋make trouble 王八蛋 jerk/jackass 穷光蛋 pauper/broke man

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TOBIAS: Ladies and gentlemen, May I have your attention, please? Do you wake every morning in shame and despair, Discover your pillow is covered with hair? What ought not to be there? Well, ladies and gentlemen, From now on you can waken at ease Yo

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Topic1-China tops in digital payment adoption worldwide Todays Chinese shoppers dont go to the nearest brick and motor store without checking their nearest digital device. A report shows when it comes to digital payment; Chinese consumers top the ado

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