When two mates have a mutual understanding to laugh at each others jokes, no matter how lame or awkward said joke is, therefore lessening the social failure of the bad joke.
> I was talking to some girls the other day when I cracked a 'your mother' joke. Luckily, I had joke insurance with Chris so I still ended up getting both their numbers. All Chris got was a weird look for his over-the-top laugh.

----AMERICAN PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION2000 Who Are They? Al Gore and Reorge W.Bush bothe continue political traditions set down by their families. Al Gore was born just outside Carthage in Smith County, T

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A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, Does your dog bite? The shopkeeper says, No, my dog does not bite. The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him. Ouch, he says, I thought you said your dog does not bit

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English Joke - Will I Be Able to Play the Piano? A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation. B: Yes, of course. A: Great. I never could before.

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English Joke - A Good Dancer A girl and a boy are talking. The girl says, You would be a good dancer except for two things. The boy asks, What are those two things? The girl answers, Your feet.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts. The doctor asks, What do you mean? The man says, When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts.When I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts. The doct

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God's joke Do you know what the cruel joke that God has played on all men is? He gave them a brain and a dick, but only enough blood to run one at a time. Notes: 1. Do you know what the cruel joke that God has played on all men is? 你知道上帝对所

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English Joke - The Second Opinion The doctor to the patient: You are very sick. The patient to the doctor: Can I get a second opinion? The doctor again: Yes, you are very ugly too.

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A student is talking to his teacher. Student: Would you punish me for something I didn`t do? Teacher: Of course not. Student: Good, because I haven't done my homework.

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LESSoN THIRTEEN TEXT A 单词 Insurance policy premium broker Insurance again sth. Agency Estate agent protector---protective---protectionism Consumption -----customer Interrupt---bother Disturbance--

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An Old Joke 老笑话 An elderly man went to a doctor with multiple complaints. 一个上了年纪的人带着港币病痛去看医生。 I see spots before my eyes, he said. 我眼前老是看到些斑斑点点的。他说。 It's due to old age, sa

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笑话原文 Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's mini-van and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a n

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YOU ARE GOING TO DIE A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup ,the doctor called the wife into his 健康检查 office alone. He said,

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爱情的玩笑 Kathryn Willams - I Started A Joke I started a joke which started the whole world crying but i didn't see that the joke was on me i started to cry which started the whole world laughing oh if i'd only seen that the joke was on me i lo

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I started a joke which started the whole world crying but I didn't see oh no... that the joke was on me oh no... I started to cry which started the whole world laughing oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me I looked at the skies running my ha

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笑话原文 Nerd Bike A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle. The first nerd was stunned and asked,

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经典歌曲-我开了个玩笑i started a jok-bee gees *bee gees* i started a joke which started the whole world crying but i didn't see oh no... that the joke was on me oh no... i started to cry which started the whole world laughing oh, if i'd onl

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How to Tell a Joke Many people shy away from telling jokes because they once told one that fell flat or they are afraid of appearing silly or of offending someone. Jokes are canned humorous stories which are subtly different from personal anecdotes.

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I started a joke which started the whole world crying but I didn't see oh no... that the joke was on me oh no... I started to cry which started the whole world laughing oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me I looked at the skies running my han

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音乐咖啡厅:张韶涵 - I Started A Joke Song:I Started A Joke Artist:张韶涵 I started a joke which started the whole world crying but I didn't see oh no... that the joke was on me oh no... I started to cry which started the whole world la

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A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi. B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.

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4'-Methoxychalcone
air hockey
armouring
asphalt flooring tile
ballistic galvanometer
Breaksea Sd.
brigade major
burn's ligament
chimney plant
cholepathy
coelenteratas
comb scale
combined statements
Concentric acquisition
concrete plug
dead resistance
diarrheal
diazotic acid
dichophyses
diesel trawler
directive power
divergenceless
doneel
drown one's troubles
durif
effulgences
eighty column card
encyclopaedias
endodontically
EOL
error correction
expanded-foot glacier
ferro-nickel iron
fisherman staysail
forswift
gallygaskins
gearless differential
gliotoxins
Goldes.
goods and services taxes
Grady, L.
granitics
greatly
guacum
h-resin (acetylene-terminated phenylene oligomer)
Heumann indigo synthesis
high-tension stator coil
japanese common catfish
jewys
joint equipment
kebele
Lai-hka
lilted
lock box
low production forest improvement
mcelreath
memorial book
microbial manure?
mobbest
modificates
multidisc electromagnetic clutch
mutualism
neither here nor there
nightie-night
NoRevert
Nudechiniscidae
nurse-midwifery
ommatius griseipennis
one-sided acceptance sampling test
order of tracing
organ of smell
overtone frequence
petroxolinum
pingguite
plenarium
Podravina
putrefactiveness
redivert
Renanthera coccinea
revenge wrong with wrong
rhinorrhea
rod-link digger
Rzeczpospolita
sing the praise of
sisal families
skillions
Smilacina racemosa
soup something up
space dimensionality
spot-deferred contract
Stamicarbon caprolactam process
station appearance
suage
take a wrong turn at Albuquerque
toxic typhoid fever
tuned torsional vibration damper
vertical constraints graph
vilanterol
volume-pressure gas analyzer
wheel trim
Wittgenstein
woolhope