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----AMERICAN PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION2000 Who Are They? Al Gore and Reorge W.Bush bothe continue political traditions set down by their families. Al Gore was born just outside Carthage in Smith County, T

发表于:2018-11-28 / 阅读(249) / 评论(0) 分类 疯狂英语2001年

16 Joking and Making Fun of Other PeopleGLOSSARY miffed angry, annoyed, and offended; upset * Leanne was really miffed when her husband didnt notice her new haircut. to tease to make jokes about someone else, but in a friendly way; to laugh at anothe

发表于:2018-12-03 / 阅读(169) / 评论(0) 分类 2009年ESL之餐饮娱乐

A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, Does your dog bite? The shopkeeper says, No, my dog does not bite. The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him. Ouch, he says, I thought you said your dog does not bit

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(93) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

English Joke - Will I Be Able to Play the Piano? A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation. B: Yes, of course. A: Great. I never could before.

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(113) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

English Joke - A Good Dancer A girl and a boy are talking. The girl says, You would be a good dancer except for two things. The boy asks, What are those two things? The girl answers, Your feet.

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(89) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

A man goes to the doctor and says, Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts. The doctor asks, What do you mean? The man says, When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts.When I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts. The doct

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(76) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

English Joke - The Second Opinion The doctor to the patient: You are very sick. The patient to the doctor: Can I get a second opinion? The doctor again: Yes, you are very ugly too.

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(90) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

A student is talking to his teacher. Student: Would you punish me for something I didn`t do? Teacher: Of course not. Student: Good, because I haven't done my homework.

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(111) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

Playing a Practical Joke Patricia: What are you doing? Luis: Im setting up a practical joke for Bobby. I cant wait to see the look on his face when he walks outside and finds his bike in pieces. Itll be the best prank ever! Patricia: Youre not really

发表于:2018-12-27 / 阅读(126) / 评论(0) 分类 2013年ESL之餐饮娱乐

YOU ARE GOING TO DIE A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup ,the doctor called the wife into his 健康检查 office alone. He said,

发表于:2019-01-04 / 阅读(118) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

I started a joke which started the whole world crying but I didn't see oh no... that the joke was on me oh no... I started to cry which started the whole world laughing oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me I looked at the skies running my ha

发表于:2019-01-06 / 阅读(158) / 评论(0) 分类 美国乡村音乐

MARY LOUISE KELLY, HOST: Who is Aquaman? Well, the answer is more complicated than you might think. He is the star of a blockbuster film opening this week. But for most of his life, Aquaman has been strictly a D-list superhero, a benchwarmer, an also

发表于:2019-01-19 / 阅读(133) / 评论(0) 分类 2018年NPR美国国家公共电台12月

经典歌曲-我开了个玩笑i started a jok-bee gees *bee gees* i started a joke which started the whole world crying but i didn't see oh no... that the joke was on me oh no... i started to cry which started the whole world laughing oh, if i'd onl

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Joey: Ive had it ! Im not going to take it anymore. Rachel: Whats the matter ? Joey: Im sick and tired of being the butt of Chandlers practical jokes . One of these days, hes really going to get someone hurt. Rachel: Oh, no. What has he done now ? Jo

发表于:2019-01-28 / 阅读(107) / 评论(0) 分类 地道美语播客

How to Tell a Joke Many people shy away from telling jokes because they once told one that fell flat or they are afraid of appearing silly or of offending someone. Jokes are canned humorous stories which are subtly different from personal anecdotes.

发表于:2019-02-07 / 阅读(151) / 评论(0) 分类 阅读空间

I was telling my friend, Gina, a joke. I began it by saying, An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Frenchman walk into this bar, and Suddenly, Gina grabbed my arm and shook her head. I turned around and our coworker, Colin, was standing right behind me.

发表于:2019-02-13 / 阅读(86) / 评论(0) 分类 地道美语播客

He didn't mind! - No.So Jeremy Renner You present with Jeremy, he got so much flack for what he said, 他一点都不在意 -没错 杰瑞米雷纳 你和杰瑞米一起上台颁奖 他说的话引起了不少议论 He said something about your Gol

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音乐咖啡厅:张韶涵 - I Started A Joke Song:I Started A Joke Artist:张韶涵 I started a joke which started the whole world crying but I didn't see oh no... that the joke was on me oh no... I started to cry which started the whole world la

发表于:2019-02-18 / 阅读(175) / 评论(0) 分类 音乐咖啡厅

Dmitry: Stan is really miffed at you. All of that teasing at lunch really upset him. Charlene: What? I was just poking fun at him for trying to hit on the new, young receptionist . Dmitry: You called him an old goat. Charlene: I said that tongue in c

发表于:2019-02-18 / 阅读(99) / 评论(0) 分类 地道美语播客

Patricia: What are you doing? Luis: Im setting up a practical joke for Bobby. I cant wait to see the look on his face when he walks outside and finds his bike in pieces. Itll be the best prank ever! Patricia: Youre not really going to take apart his

发表于:2019-03-10 / 阅读(261) / 评论(0) 分类 地道美语播客
学英语单词
0410
4-methyl-5-hydroxymethyl-imidazole
Acalyptratae
action for trespass
AlInGaN
arekane
as fresh as a lark
associated liquid
back for
backward and forward
basic indexed access method
Bedrashen
blood agglutinogen
bombycid moth
branchiomycosis
Brunckite
Citrus tankan
claimable assets
clearance inspection
clothespegs
Collelongo
combinatorial property
command point
contradirectional timing
count method
critical communication
cybernetics model
democratic reform
digit hexadecimal
dinner suit
distributour
echidnas
effect monitor
effective function
environmental control unit
equatorial plante
ethamivan
ethmoidotomy
ferric luvisols
fertigated water
field of extremal
fluffing machine
gaff rigs
Garfield County
grammaticas
hinge armature
hmpt
humiliatrix
industry of marine products
Isodon rubescens
Kaergona
kashiwagi
keel
keio
Kilgoris
lash out
lesbophobic
looking round
lurement
megagametocyte
micatosis
multi-level control system
multielectrode valve
nakedized
name look-up rule
neuro computer
nonfissioned
one - hit wonder
owlflies
para-Hydroxyamphetamine
pedipalpous
permanent signal
Planetary Gear Unit
point of center
private-pay
pseudo-anisocoria
quined
red-headers
requisition unfilled
revolving gear
Rotulaceae
saliphenin
Saussurea formosana
schlumpiness
sedentary death syndrome
self fluxing
serum paralyses
servo cylinder (hydraulic)
shaped-conductor cable
spino-deltoid muscle
split display
Suhdār
sulfhydryl reagent
swivel bolt
ternary fission product
toothed plate
transmit interrupts
trehanes
wave device
wearouts
wireline grab