This is an infomercial I saw over the summer,I'm promising you, this is real,the Parakeet,so beautiful,great to look at,and what a wonderful companion. 接下来给大家放一段我在暑假看过的广告 我保证 这个广告绝对是真的 鹦鹉

发表于:2018-12-03 / 阅读(83) / 评论(0) 分类 2010年ESL之商务英语

You make me happy, twitch, 你真让我开心 twitch you make me very happy, 我真是太开心了 our first guests are best friends in real life, 我们第一组嘉宾是生活中的好朋友 and also on their hit show Two Broke Girls. Take a look. 也

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(58) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

All this month, our friends at JC Penney 这个月 JC Penny的朋友们 are helping us raise money for breast cancer research. 都在帮助我们为乳腺癌研究基金会筹款 And we thought we would help 既然我们能帮上忙 you would help us

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(41) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

It's time just to find out what the fox says. 是时候揭晓狐狸是怎么叫的 Please welcome all the way from Norway. 请大家欢迎来自挪威的 Ylvis everybody.Oh,you don't know how excited I am that you're both here. ylvis 你们不知道你

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(64) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

This is number one show.Dancing with the Stars rocks.Are you a idiot 这可是收视第一的节目 星随舞动最棒了 你是脑残吗 May be one or two of them.That how my mom was after ABC canceled my sitcom. 好吧 也许是一两杯 ABC当初砍

发表于:2019-02-02 / 阅读(60) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

where do you sell them,I sell them...On the internet? 你在哪里销售这个 我...在网上吗 On the internet.On the website. 在网上 通过网站销售 How much do they sell for.2.99,Oh,I was gonna for 5.98 价格是多少呢 2.99美元 哦 我打

发表于:2019-02-02 / 阅读(75) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

All right,I have two tickets for the Grammys this weekend, 好了 我有这周末格莱美的两张票 and I was gonna go but I heard they won't be over till nine, 我本来打算去 可是我听说他们到九点都不会结束 it's passed my bedtim

发表于:2019-02-11 / 阅读(55) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

In fact I was met Justin Tuck the other day,Nobody knows who Justin Tuck is,he plays the lines,he's lines for the Giants.and that was a thrill. 事实上前几天我才见到Justin Tuck 没人知道Justin Tuck是谁 他是巨人队的边锋 见到他很

发表于:2019-02-13 / 阅读(70) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

Now these are real police reports from different local newspapers that you send in for us 这些都是来自一些地方报社真实的警方报告 都是你们寄过来的 Bescurrie Montariel,8:24 pm.A man called police when he saw a small lion cros

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(65) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

Hi,look at that.Hi,yo,how are you?It's a family. 你好 看你们那样 你们好 过的如何 我们是个大家庭 Yeah,where is Cee Lo?Why is Cee Lo not here? 是的 Cee Lo去哪了 Cee Lo为什么缺席了 Ask Cee Lo,where is.I can not,he's not h

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(49) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

I couldn't wait for it.Thank you so much. 我都等不及了 谢谢你 That's really sweet.There's really another day. 真贴心 今天真是好日子 Just really drag ass,I got her poker chips. 只是来去匆匆 我送她扑克筹码 I got her a bi

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(70) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

Well hi and Peter,we've actually met before. 你们好 Peter 实际上我们之前见过的 You remember that?yes.That was 15 years ago. 你记得 那当然 那是15年前 I do remember the first time that I actually read about in the.Why you are lau

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(58) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

That's all I was waiting for,I didn't think I'd have any place I can put my baby while I was in rest room,But now 这就是我在等的东西 我以前一直不知道 如果上厕所我要把婴儿放哪儿 现在问题解决了 That's not all,it's g

发表于:2019-03-05 / 阅读(103) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

And tell me who you're talking about.At my chiropractor and in the waiting room 然后要告诉我你在说谁 在按摩师的等候室里 I found the perfect man,he is seriously many different kinds of yummy 我看见了这个完美的男人 他真的

发表于:2019-03-05 / 阅读(128) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

Not a month,but like a few weeks 也不至于一个月 就几个星期吧 we find our,we find our time,we carve out Monny-daddy time,it's not mommy-daddy time 我们找到 我们找到了自己的时间 我们挤出了爸妈独处时间 其实那不叫

发表于:2019-03-05 / 阅读(118) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

We're back with the first lady Michelle Obama,and Now you have this Let's move campaign 节目开始 今天的嘉宾是第一夫人米歇尔奥巴马 你们展开了这次让我们动起来的活动 Which I love,I think that's you know,planting the g

发表于:2019-03-05 / 阅读(129) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

so you met with the casting directors today, right?I did.how did that go? 所以你今天见了选角导演了是吗? 是 进行得怎样样? they were absolutely phenomenal,they were just like beautiful people.oh, good. 他们都棒极了 他们

发表于:2019-03-05 / 阅读(112) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

it's been the craziest ride ever,how bad,the day that you announced it when I got home from work 这是我生活中最离谱的事儿了 多糟呢 在你预告的那一天 当我下班回家后 I looked at my called ID and that was full.I mean they w

发表于:2019-03-05 / 阅读(173) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

So we just give Sherrie a cheque with 100 thousand dollars and she said this gonna help so much 我们刚给了Sherrie一张10万美元的支票 她说这可帮了大忙 because I just got a bill for 4 thousand dollars for toilet paper 她刚收到买手

发表于:2019-03-05 / 阅读(164) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

There is not a DJ that can say they are not like Justin Bieber 几乎所有的DJ都喜欢Justin Bieber and he won people over,Wow that was nice man 他可以把人吸引过来 唱的不错 小伙子 Justin Biber do not forget us Bro Don't forget us

发表于:2019-03-05 / 阅读(170) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀