艾伦脱口秀第171期:苹果里的垃圾程序-英语课

时间：2019-02-02 作者：英语课 分类：艾伦脱口秀

英语课

　　This is number one show.Dancing with the Stars rocks.Are you a idiot 1 这可是收视第一的节目星随舞动最棒了你是脑残吗

　　May be one or two of them.That how my mom was after ABC canceled my sitcom 2. 好吧也许是一两杯 ABC当初砍掉我的情景喜剧的时候我妈也是这样的
　　We have time for one more clip 3 I believe.Thank you for let me share very much baby 我们还有时间给大家再来上一段谢谢你们宝贝
　　Happy America we are all American.Happy America.Maybe a sip 4 of wine I am not sure 美国万岁我们都是美国人美国万岁也许只喝了一杯我也不确定
　　Here is one more clip.She was kicked ass,She fuck smoken sexy last night,She is hot,she is getting carried away 再来一段她表现的很好她那晚超级性感她很辣她可是被抬出去的
　　Last week I showed you some bad aps from my iphone,I found few more that I'd like to show you 上个星期我给你们看了我苹果里的垃圾程序我又找了几个我想跟大家分享一下
　　They are not really bad aps,it's just more like,I would call them how come aps 其实也不是真的垃圾程序更像是我就会称它们为莫名其妙程序
　　I just don't see the purposes in some of them,And this is one that is 我不理解它们的存在的意义这里有一个
　　I turn it on and open the screen,It's an air horn,So if you lost at sea,you just...Somebody!!! 我来开机打开屏幕这是一个气喇叭如果你在大海中迷失了你只需要来人啊!!!
　　You've got（call） a phone，you could call someone but no 你本来有电话可以打的你可以打电话求助但是不
　　All right here is another one these aps，This is a cat that's a cat ap 好的还有一个这些程序啊这是一只猫关于猫的程序
　　And when you talk it talk with you，All right… so…Like I would use this，It's not you it's me 当你说话的时候它就模仿你的嘴型好的那么要是我我就会这么用不是你的问题是我的错
　　I just don't think we should see each other any more.I think we should be friends 我就是觉得咱两不该再继续见面了我们还是可以做朋友的
　　All right those are some bad aps，but it's still talking actually with me Hello 好的这些是垃圾程序还在跟着我对嘴型呢你好
　　If you want an ap that let's you watch the exclusive videos，You can download Ellen Show ap for free 如果你想要这个程序可以看我们的独家视频你可以在Ellen Show网站免费下载
　　We will also tell you who is on the show each day，But I will do that for you right now 我们网站也会透露每天的特邀嘉宾但我现在就可以给你答案
　　Today on the show from Modern Family Sofia Vergara 今天来到现场的是来自《摩登家庭》的Sofia Vergara