I enjoyed that,the Grammys are viewed as the most glamorous night,So it's a perfect time to look at Glamour Shot in our segmentHot Glam Girl 我喜欢 格莱美之夜被认为是最光彩夺目的夜晚 接下来到Hot Glam Girl环节 来看看光彩夺

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(78) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

We're back with Justin Bieber. 回到现场我们正在对话贾斯丁比伯。 And uhh so it must be very hard for you cuz you're very busy to have time to date. 呃,那么,这对你来说很难 因为你太忙了以至于没有时间去约会 Y

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(59) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

But sweet Carlos at Empire Center Mattress Store, Was it the matress store? Yeah.It was a lot. 但是帝国中心床垫商店贴心的卡洛斯 是在床垫商店啊 是的 可发生了不少事 Yeah. Well, we have something in your ear, And you are

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(71) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

Like, She's hanging out the window again.Was that Michelle? 像是 她又趴车窗外了 看 米歇尔探身天窗外面了 Get back in. Yeah.I just want some wind in my face.Yeah, I don't... - Small things. 赶快进去 没错 我只是想让脸颊吹

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(54) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

Did you on Madonna week?I just hope you are.Yes. I love seeing that video by the way. 你有参加麦当娜周吗 我希望你参加了 我参加了 而且我超喜欢那个录像 I have a funny story.My parents actually live below her in New York. 有

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(96) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

But, Rihanna's smell's so good. I'm not kidding. She has a scent And, to the point, 不过 蕾哈娜身上的味道很棒 我说真的 她有一种特别的味道 确切一点来说 one point, I took the elevator down the press at the hotel we were d

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(71) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

I just did that to freak you out.I'm sorry. 我就是想吓唬你们 抱歉了 Welcome to tonight's show.I think we have a great show this evening.We'll see. 欢迎来观看今晚的节目 今晚的节目真棒啊 走着瞧吧 What's that terrible to

发表于:2019-02-23 / 阅读(63) / 评论(0) 分类 柯南脱口秀

You just watched a comedy sketch about secure internet transactions.Brought to you by paypal. 你刚刚看到了一段关于网上支付安全的喜剧短片 由贝宝赞助播出 Paypal,spending made safer and spending made faster. 贝宝 支付更安

发表于:2019-02-25 / 阅读(77) / 评论(0) 分类 柯南脱口秀

Hi,Lisa,is that Lyse or Lisa? 你好 Lisaa 是lyse 还是lisa It's Laiza, but I'll respond to anything. 是Laiza 但是我也无所谓了 Lisa,Lyse, I'll take it all. Lisa,Lyse 我都能接受 get as far away from me as you can, because...backing u

发表于:2019-02-27 / 阅读(91) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

that's so great.So Domminy tell us what you want to do after school 太棒了 Domminy毕业后你想干什么呢 Well right now,I am in political science and biology major 现在我的专业是政治科学和生物学 and I am definitely look forward

发表于:2019-03-04 / 阅读(104) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

I didn't want you to stop.I just want you to see my watch. 我不希望你们停下 我只想让你们看到我的表 That didn't mean we were running low.Yeah,any time! 这意思不是我们没时间了 随便鼓吧 Six-hour show tonight.That would

发表于:2019-03-04 / 阅读(113) / 评论(0) 分类 柯南脱口秀

It is such a good.You were good,you were good in it. 好棒 你配得很棒 Thank you.You were very good.I had a lot of fun.Your voice is okay. 谢谢 你表现得很棒 我配的额很开心 你的声音还行 Thank you,probably my weakest feature b

发表于:2019-03-04 / 阅读(93) / 评论(0) 分类 柯南脱口秀

There was I think an interview that went through Robert Kirkman,and said I know you cross reference the characters, 有次罗伯特柯克曼的采访 我知道你们会对比角色 and there is a character named jesus who is really a bad ass in the c

发表于:2019-03-04 / 阅读(103) / 评论(0) 分类 柯南脱口秀

Kenny,thank you so much for being here.The crowed is a little violent.I see that,I like it like that. 肯尼 非常感谢你来这里 观众有些暴力 我看到了 我喜欢这样 Get out of hand sometimes.You know,what's crazy is I was thinking,I

发表于:2019-03-04 / 阅读(116) / 评论(0) 分类 柯南脱口秀

Ok,that's righ,Ellen gives her audience great gift,yeah. 没错 艾伦给观众送礼物 Ellen aslo gave everyone a gold medal from the 1932 Olympics. 艾伦还给了一块1932年的奥运会金牌 Sounds impossible,but anyway I should explain, that

发表于:2019-03-04 / 阅读(105) / 评论(0) 分类 柯南脱口秀

35 dollars for peanut butter? I got 1.23 dollar Jiffy inside. 破花生酱要收我35美元 我家有1.23美元的杰菲花生酱 Then he tells me it's 75 dollars per possum that he removes. 没除掉一只负鼠要收我75美元 Where are you taking

发表于:2019-03-04 / 阅读(90) / 评论(0) 分类 柯南脱口秀

I had a feeling.I could tell by the look on your face. 我感觉到了 我从你脸上的表情看出来了 So I decide when I'm going to do is I will just turn the volume down and then I will go to sleep. 于是我决定调低声音 然后睡觉 So

发表于:2019-03-04 / 阅读(95) / 评论(0) 分类 柯南脱口秀

I'm also a catholic.I believe,ok. 我也是个天主教徒 我相信 好吧 I believe in the main things,one god. 我相信主要的东西 一个上帝 I believe you should respect your parents.I believe you should love your neighbor. 你该尊重你的

发表于:2019-03-04 / 阅读(130) / 评论(0) 分类 柯南脱口秀

Let's talk about it.Cause obviously things have changed a lot since we were kids. 我们来谈谈这事 显然现在和我们小时候大不一样了 No cell phones.Do you think it's harder to discipline kids these days? 那时没手机 你觉得现在

发表于:2019-03-04 / 阅读(117) / 评论(0) 分类 柯南脱口秀

Welcome to tonight's show.One of our better shows,I believe and I believe that.Yes,I know. 欢迎来到今晚节目的现场 这是很棒的一期节目 我真心相信 嗯 我知道 No,no,seriously,by our standards,this is going to be a good one. 说真

发表于:2019-03-04 / 阅读(112) / 评论(0) 分类 柯南脱口秀