Did you on Madonna week?I just hope you are.Yes. I love seeing that video by the way. 你有参加麦当娜周吗 我希望你参加了 我参加了 而且我超喜欢那个录像 I have a funny story.My parents actually live below her in New York. 有

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(96) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

But, Rihanna's smell's so good. I'm not kidding. She has a scent And, to the point, 不过 蕾哈娜身上的味道很棒 我说真的 她有一种特别的味道 确切一点来说 one point, I took the elevator down the press at the hotel we were d

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(71) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

I just did that to freak you out.I'm sorry. 我就是想吓唬你们 抱歉了 Welcome to tonight's show.I think we have a great show this evening.We'll see. 欢迎来观看今晚的节目 今晚的节目真棒啊 走着瞧吧 What's that terrible to

发表于:2019-02-23 / 阅读(63) / 评论(0) 分类 柯南脱口秀

You just watched a comedy sketch about secure internet transactions.Brought to you by paypal. 你刚刚看到了一段关于网上支付安全的喜剧短片 由贝宝赞助播出 Paypal,spending made safer and spending made faster. 贝宝 支付更安

发表于:2019-02-25 / 阅读(77) / 评论(0) 分类 柯南脱口秀

Hi,Lisa,is that Lyse or Lisa? 你好 Lisaa 是lyse 还是lisa It's Laiza, but I'll respond to anything. 是Laiza 但是我也无所谓了 Lisa,Lyse, I'll take it all. Lisa,Lyse 我都能接受 get as far away from me as you can, because...backing u

发表于:2019-02-27 / 阅读(91) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

that's so great.So Domminy tell us what you want to do after school 太棒了 Domminy毕业后你想干什么呢 Well right now,I am in political science and biology major 现在我的专业是政治科学和生物学 and I am definitely look forward

发表于:2019-03-04 / 阅读(104) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

I didn't want you to stop.I just want you to see my watch. 我不希望你们停下 我只想让你们看到我的表 That didn't mean we were running low.Yeah,any time! 这意思不是我们没时间了 随便鼓吧 Six-hour show tonight.That would

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It is such a good.You were good,you were good in it. 好棒 你配得很棒 Thank you.You were very good.I had a lot of fun.Your voice is okay. 谢谢 你表现得很棒 我配的额很开心 你的声音还行 Thank you,probably my weakest feature b

发表于:2019-03-04 / 阅读(93) / 评论(0) 分类 柯南脱口秀

There was I think an interview that went through Robert Kirkman,and said I know you cross reference the characters, 有次罗伯特柯克曼的采访 我知道你们会对比角色 and there is a character named jesus who is really a bad ass in the c

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Kenny,thank you so much for being here.The crowed is a little violent.I see that,I like it like that. 肯尼 非常感谢你来这里 观众有些暴力 我看到了 我喜欢这样 Get out of hand sometimes.You know,what's crazy is I was thinking,I

发表于:2019-03-04 / 阅读(116) / 评论(0) 分类 柯南脱口秀

Ok,that's righ,Ellen gives her audience great gift,yeah. 没错 艾伦给观众送礼物 Ellen aslo gave everyone a gold medal from the 1932 Olympics. 艾伦还给了一块1932年的奥运会金牌 Sounds impossible,but anyway I should explain, that

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35 dollars for peanut butter? I got 1.23 dollar Jiffy inside. 破花生酱要收我35美元 我家有1.23美元的杰菲花生酱 Then he tells me it's 75 dollars per possum that he removes. 没除掉一只负鼠要收我75美元 Where are you taking

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I had a feeling.I could tell by the look on your face. 我感觉到了 我从你脸上的表情看出来了 So I decide when I'm going to do is I will just turn the volume down and then I will go to sleep. 于是我决定调低声音 然后睡觉 So

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I'm also a catholic.I believe,ok. 我也是个天主教徒 我相信 好吧 I believe in the main things,one god. 我相信主要的东西 一个上帝 I believe you should respect your parents.I believe you should love your neighbor. 你该尊重你的

发表于:2019-03-04 / 阅读(129) / 评论(0) 分类 柯南脱口秀

Let's talk about it.Cause obviously things have changed a lot since we were kids. 我们来谈谈这事 显然现在和我们小时候大不一样了 No cell phones.Do you think it's harder to discipline kids these days? 那时没手机 你觉得现在

发表于:2019-03-04 / 阅读(117) / 评论(0) 分类 柯南脱口秀

Welcome to tonight's show.One of our better shows,I believe and I believe that.Yes,I know. 欢迎来到今晚节目的现场 这是很棒的一期节目 我真心相信 嗯 我知道 No,no,seriously,by our standards,this is going to be a good one. 说真

发表于:2019-03-04 / 阅读(112) / 评论(0) 分类 柯南脱口秀

I have never,I swear to god,I never heard of a jazz video game.Really? 我对天发誓 我从没听说过爵士乐电子游戏 真的吗 I though every teenage boy had their jazz video games.Sounds like a punishment. 我还以为每个青少年都有爵

发表于:2019-03-04 / 阅读(152) / 评论(0) 分类 柯南脱口秀

But also how does he know it's your shoes?It's ridiculous. 他要怎么知道那是你的鞋啊 简直荒唐 Look at the shoe.You know whose shoe that is?That makes no sense. 看这只鞋 知道这是谁的鞋吗 根本没道理 Ok,you have such hard

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I'm curious quickly,the zombie makeup,they do such a good job with you. 我很好奇 僵尸妆 他们化得很好 but it must take a long time to make you up as a zombie. 但是化僵尸妆肯定要很久吧 It takes about an hour and 45 minutes in t

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We have a picture of you at the White House correspondent's dinner. 我们有张你的照片 在白宫记者宴上 And this is you with your lovely wife and it is intense. 你跟你妻子在一起 现场气氛是很热烈 What I noticed about it,it's

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