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影片对白 Fairchild: Sabrina? Sabrina, come down. Sabrina: Uh, she made him laugh. Fairchild: You have to finish packing. Sabrina: Am I witty? Fairchild: I wonder if Paris is far away enough. Sabrina: No, really. Do you think I'm funny? Fairchild: Hi
CALVIN: So, are you pretty well settled in your new place? TOM: I still have to buy a washing machine and dryer. But otherwise I've pretty much finished moving. CALVIN: Does your building have cable T
Getting into university is hard enough at the best of times - but when your chosen institution is a work of fiction you're really up against. 即便是在最好的时代,考入大学也是挺困难的事儿,要是你选的学校还是小说中虚构
AA: I'm Avi Arditti with Rosanne Skirble, and this week on Wordmaster: more of our discussion of language in the American South. RS: We're talking with a woman in Alabama named Donna Akins. All she wanted was an answer to a grammar question. But we a
A: Out of every movie that you've seen, which one is your favorite? B: I'm going to have to say that Superbad is the best movie ever. A: You think so, how come? B: Well, Superbad is super funny. A: You're not lying, I found that movie absolutely hila
I've been running a blog about how much you suck. What's it called? Whyyousuck.net. Your wife wrote that blog, right? My friends back home won't believe I met you! What does Leo think about all of this? Oh, he still never read it. Writing a blog does
Police officer! Tough day. Where am I? You're dead. This is a joke. Hilarious. You have skills that we want. We'd like you to join the R.I.P.D.. The R.I.P.D.? ______1_______. I think you're smellin' what I'm sellin'. Your job is catching deados, the
Their wedding is an occasion when a bride and groom can reasonably expect for all the attention to be on them. 婚礼是新郎新娘成为全场焦点的一个场合。 Stealing the newlyweds' thunder is considered a terrible faux pas. 在新婚夫妇婚
Genuine snaps of super-rich youngsters posing with luxury items are paired with staged pics of people with more mundane things - and they've helped boost trade. 土豪少年真实炫富照与穷逼少年戏仿照对比展示,帮助肯德基增长营业
Books and Arts; Book Review; English landscape;Up hill, down dale 文艺;书评;书卷中的英伦风光;风光无限好 TOM FORT pedals down the A303 in Britains soft south. Paul Barker trudges round Hebden Bridge in the hard north. Both writers
BRIAN Lamb could hardly be a more unlikely media entrepreneura modest and civilised man in a world with more than its fair share of egomaniacs and vulgarians. But he was a great one nonetheless. He came up with the idea of C-Span in the late 1970s wh
The selfie stick has become one of the most popular tools of the year, but not everyone is willing to fork out for one. 自拍杆已成为本年度最流行的设备之一了,但是并不是每个人都愿意花钱买一个。 Resourceful photo fan
This cheeky critter had other ideas when Greenpeace USA came to film a spectacular time-lapse video. 美国绿色和平组织在进行一次延时摄影时被这个捣蛋鬼搞了破坏。 Hours after environmentalists left a GoPro camera filming in
1. My sense of humor (and posts from The Onion) are not universally understood 我的幽默感(和洋葱新闻网上的帖子)不是所有人都理解 I think I am pretty funny. Sometimes, I wake myself up laughing at things I've said in my dream
This real-life Dr. Dolittle walks with the animals, talks with the animals and even takes selfies with them. 怪医杜立德在现实中上演,他和动物们一起散步,一起聊天,甚至还玩起了自拍。 Traveller Allan Dixon, 29, has a
In Russia, though, death has become a troublingly common consequence of taking selfies. People are attempting to turn the lens on themselves in situations so extreme that the act has cost a number of them their lives. Troubled by the growing number o
Even the cabin table itself had been knocked into kindling-wood; 甚至舱室里的饭桌也给敲来引火了; and the cabin mess dined off the broad head of an oil-butt, lashed down to the floor for a centrepiece. 船长室里只得用一个大油桶
Faiza Elmasry | Washington DC 04 December 2009 Codell's first year of teaching inspired her diary book, Educating Esme When Esme Codell first entered her assigned classroom as a new teacher, she encountered 31, 10-year-olds and many unexpected challe
So that's what happened. You Google me. It's me.And I heard... I look like her, actually. 这真发生了 你用谷歌就能搜到 然后我听说... 实际上我长得像她 I look like her as if she was stun by a million bees.It's true! 像她被一百