5 Three Jokes Joke 1 Co-workers sympathized with my mother when she complained that her back was really painful from moving furniture. Why don't you wait till your husband gets home? someone asked. I could, my mother told the group, but the co

发表于:2018-11-27 / 阅读(271) / 评论(0) 分类 背诵为王第二册

A man was complaining to a railroad engineer. What's the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late. The railroad engineer replied. How would we know they were late, if we didn't have a schedule?

发表于:2018-12-03 / 阅读(76) / 评论(0) 分类 2011年ESL之就医和人际交往

AA: I'm Avi Arditti with Rosanne Skirble, and this week on WORDMASTER: We're back with the author of the new book OK: The Improbable Story of America's Greatest Word. RS: Last week, Allan Metcalf explained how OK began as a joke on March 23, 1839. Th

发表于:2018-12-04 / 阅读(77) / 评论(0) 分类 词汇大师(Wordmaster)

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发表于:2018-12-08 / 阅读(179) / 评论(0) 分类 背诵为王第二册

AS IT IS 2016-10-03 Vice President: From Joke Target to Top Adviser Democrat Tim Kaine and Republican Mike Pence are running for vice president. They will compete in a televised debate Tuesday night. Vice president is a position that has long been th

发表于:2018-12-16 / 阅读(56) / 评论(0) 分类 2016年VOA慢速英语(十)月

介绍: 先学后玩 practical joke恶作剧 prank玩笑,恶作剧 tease戏弄,捉弄 I was only teasing, I didn't mean to upset you. 我只是在开玩笑,不是有意要惹你难过的。 play a joke on someone 开某人的玩笑 She loves to

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没有想到,丹尼尔也逃课来看比赛,小家伙不仅看篮球看得开心,而且还喜欢上了姐姐的好朋友,原来她是拉拉队的,这下阿美真要哭笑不得了。 Listen Read Learn May: Daniel, what are you doing here? Aren't you supposed to be at school now? Daniel: The same questi

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(62) / 评论(0) 分类 英语口语大赢家

Mike: Hey Amanda, want to hear a knock-knock joke? Amanda: I guess, but they're so corny! What is it? Mike: Knock-knock! Amanda: Who's there? Mike: Mike. Amanda: Mike who? Mike: Mike cup is empty. Can I get a refill? Amanda: Ha-ha. That's so funny I

发表于:2018-12-27 / 阅读(56) / 评论(0) 分类 英语时差8,16

Todd: So, Alex, you're still at university. Alex: Yes, sir Todd: So, what's a typical day at university like? Alex: A typical day at my school, let's see, well I would usually get up, well last semester, I would get up around 8 or so. My first class

发表于:2019-01-17 / 阅读(47) / 评论(0) 分类 英语趣味课堂

Denise: I was beginning toworry about my uncle. You seem to have cheered him up. Sam: I cheer everyone up. I have aknack. Denise, all the talk from the other girls, it's not true. Denise: It's none of my business. Sam: Ifit was your business, I would

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Idiom: Practical joke ( prank ) Hit the book: Stage fright Phobia Athlete Impairment Mime Timid Arthritis Impose The first step in mastering stage fright, and all kinds of performance anxiety, is to get a good understanding of just what kind of probl

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Introduce a Colleague 介绍同事 A:John, hello, good to see you again. 您好,约翰,很高兴再次见到您。 B:Hello, Peter. How's business. 您好,彼得,生意怎么样? A:Oh, can't complain. 哦,还不错。 B:And the family? 家庭

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The hare and the tortoise The hare was once boasting of his speed before the other animals.

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英语学习笔记: pressure n. 压强;压力;压迫 v. 施压 crack v. 破裂;砸开 dumb adj.哑的;愚蠢的 He cracked up under the pressure. 他快要在压力下崩溃了。 Can we take a rain check? 我们可以改天再约吗? Don

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情景对话: Claire: Well, hello. How was your first day back in the closet business? Mitch: That doesn't make any sense. I've never worked here before. Claire: It's just a gay joke, Mitchell. Don't overthink it. You settling in? 今日知识点:

发表于:2019-01-24 / 阅读(232) / 评论(0) 分类 每天三分钟学英语

Lesson Two (基础篇之三)【对话回顾】 Mary: Has Jenny broken up with her boyfriend, Tom? I saw him kissing with another attractive girl , Rose under the tree in the university this afternoon. Jane:Yeah, he did blew Jenny off for Rose liv

发表于:2019-02-16 / 阅读(94) / 评论(0) 分类 英语早间课堂

I know your heart It is a secret thing And you're a comedian You hide behind your funny face Every time, every time Out of the shadows Out of the cameras and the lights You're a chameleon And you hide behind your darker side Every time, every time I

发表于:2019-02-20 / 阅读(79) / 评论(0) 分类 美国乡村音乐

迷你对话 A: I couldnt believe you should crack such a joke to them. 我无法相信你跟他们竟然开这样的玩笑。 B: What was wrong? 有什么不对吗? A: You carried it too far. You obviously offended someone. 你搞得过火了了,显

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(82) / 评论(0) 分类 迷你对话学地道口语

Research suggests that old folks, if theyre healthy, can still appreciate humor as much as a younger person can. They still smile and laugh when they get the joke. However, there is evidence to suggest that with age we may lose our ability to compreh

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be lost 迷路 I think I'm lost. 我觉得我迷路了。 If you get lost in the maze, don't panic. 就算你迷路了,也不要惊慌。 My boss appears lost in thought. 我的老板好像若有所思。 Your joke is completely lost on us. 我们完

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