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5 Three Jokes Joke 1 Co-workers sympathized with my mother when she complained that her back was really painful from moving furniture. Why don't you wait till your husband gets home? someone asked. I could, my mother told the group, but the co
A man was complaining to a railroad engineer. What's the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late. The railroad engineer replied. How would we know they were late, if we didn't have a schedule?
AA: I'm Avi Arditti with Rosanne Skirble, and this week on WORDMASTER: We're back with the author of the new book OK: The Improbable Story of America's Greatest Word. RS: Last week, Allan Metcalf explained how OK began as a joke on March 23, 1839. Th
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AS IT IS 2016-10-03 Vice President: From Joke Target to Top Adviser Democrat Tim Kaine and Republican Mike Pence are running for vice president. They will compete in a televised debate Tuesday night. Vice president is a position that has long been th
介绍: 先学后玩 practical joke恶作剧 prank玩笑,恶作剧 tease戏弄,捉弄 I was only teasing, I didn't mean to upset you. 我只是在开玩笑,不是有意要惹你难过的。 play a joke on someone 开某人的玩笑 She loves to
没有想到,丹尼尔也逃课来看比赛,小家伙不仅看篮球看得开心,而且还喜欢上了姐姐的好朋友,原来她是拉拉队的,这下阿美真要哭笑不得了。 Listen Read Learn May: Daniel, what are you doing here? Aren't you supposed to be at school now? Daniel: The same questi
Mike: Hey Amanda, want to hear a knock-knock joke? Amanda: I guess, but they're so corny! What is it? Mike: Knock-knock! Amanda: Who's there? Mike: Mike. Amanda: Mike who? Mike: Mike cup is empty. Can I get a refill? Amanda: Ha-ha. That's so funny I
Todd: So, Alex, you're still at university. Alex: Yes, sir Todd: So, what's a typical day at university like? Alex: A typical day at my school, let's see, well I would usually get up, well last semester, I would get up around 8 or so. My first class
Denise: I was beginning toworry about my uncle. You seem to have cheered him up. Sam: I cheer everyone up. I have aknack. Denise, all the talk from the other girls, it's not true. Denise: It's none of my business. Sam: Ifit was your business, I would
Idiom: Practical joke ( prank ) Hit the book: Stage fright Phobia Athlete Impairment Mime Timid Arthritis Impose The first step in mastering stage fright, and all kinds of performance anxiety, is to get a good understanding of just what kind of probl
Introduce a Colleague 介绍同事 A:John, hello, good to see you again. 您好,约翰,很高兴再次见到您。 B:Hello, Peter. How's business. 您好,彼得,生意怎么样? A:Oh, can't complain. 哦,还不错。 B:And the family? 家庭
The hare and the tortoise The hare was once boasting of his speed before the other animals.
英语学习笔记: pressure n. 压强;压力;压迫 v. 施压 crack v. 破裂;砸开 dumb adj.哑的;愚蠢的 He cracked up under the pressure. 他快要在压力下崩溃了。 Can we take a rain check? 我们可以改天再约吗? Don
情景对话: Claire: Well, hello. How was your first day back in the closet business? Mitch: That doesn't make any sense. I've never worked here before. Claire: It's just a gay joke, Mitchell. Don't overthink it. You settling in? 今日知识点:
Lesson Two (基础篇之三)【对话回顾】 Mary: Has Jenny broken up with her boyfriend, Tom? I saw him kissing with another attractive girl , Rose under the tree in the university this afternoon. Jane:Yeah, he did blew Jenny off for Rose liv
I know your heart It is a secret thing And you're a comedian You hide behind your funny face Every time, every time Out of the shadows Out of the cameras and the lights You're a chameleon And you hide behind your darker side Every time, every time I
迷你对话 A: I couldnt believe you should crack such a joke to them. 我无法相信你跟他们竟然开这样的玩笑。 B: What was wrong? 有什么不对吗? A: You carried it too far. You obviously offended someone. 你搞得过火了了,显
Research suggests that old folks, if theyre healthy, can still appreciate humor as much as a younger person can. They still smile and laugh when they get the joke. However, there is evidence to suggest that with age we may lose our ability to compreh
be lost 迷路 I think I'm lost. 我觉得我迷路了。 If you get lost in the maze, don't panic. 就算你迷路了,也不要惊慌。 My boss appears lost in thought. 我的老板好像若有所思。 Your joke is completely lost on us. 我们完