时间:2018-11-27 作者:英语课 分类:背诵为王第二册


英语课

5 Three Jokes



Joke 1

Co-workers sympathized with my mother when she complained thather back was really painful from moving furniture. “Why don'tyou wait till your husband gets home?” someone asked. “Icould,” my mother told the group, “but the couch 1 is easier tomove if he's not on it.”

Joke 2

 


  A fourth grader asked the teacher's assistant, “how old areyou, Mrs. Glass?” “You should never ask an adult's age,” Ibroke in. “That's okay.” Harriett smiled. “I'm fifty.” “Wow,you don't look that old,” the boy said. I was about to breathea sigh of relief when another child chimed in, “Parts of herdo.”


Joke 3



My elderly neighbour and his wife were told there could be a45-minute wait for a table at a popular restaurant as they hadno reservations. “Young man, we're both 90 years old,” he toldthe waiter, “we may not have 45 minutes.” They were seatedimmediately.



co-worker 同事

sympathize ? 同情

couch ? 长沙发

a fourth grader 四年级的学生

a sigh of relief   松了口气

chime (in) ? 插话





笑话三则



笑话一



当母亲抱怨她的背因搬动家具酸痛无比时,同事们都很同情她。“你为什么不等你丈夫回来呢?”有人问。“我是可以等的”,母亲说,“不过他不躺在上面时沙发床搬起来更容易些。”



笑话二



一个四年级的学生问教师助理:“你几岁了,格拉丝女士?”“你不应该问一个成年人的年龄,”我打断说。“这没关系,”哈里特笑着说。“我五十了。”“喔,您看起来不像那么老,”男孩说。我正准备松一口气,另一个孩子插话说,“有些部位已经像了。”



笑话三



我的上了年纪的邻居和他的妻子在一家生意很好的饭店被告知他们必须等四十五分钟,因为他们没有订位。“年轻人,我们俩都已经九十岁了,”他告诉服务员,“我们也许已经没有四十五分钟可等了。”他们立即被安排了座位。

 



1 couch
n.睡椅,长沙发椅;vt.表达,隐含
  • Lie down on the couch if you're feeling ill.如果你感觉不舒服就躺到沙发上去。
  • The rabbIt'sprang from its grassy couch.兔子从草丛中跳出。
学英语单词
-ein,-eine
95129
adjacent character
advertising relating to consumer credit
advocacies
affective aroused theory
ameiuruss
Amentotaxus
ammetre
analgesic rebound headache
anomalistic(al)
antagonistic movement
Artenenol
arvizu
beverly
block something in
body-image
booster engine
Bromphenobis
brucine sulfate
bursaties examination
calibrating appratus
capital input
chloride type battery
compensation geoid
conduit tube
Custer County
cutrake
deck form
deep shock
dilator pupillae
discarded material
disjuncture
drop-annunciator
dyna-, dyn-
employee leasing
evaporization coefficient
fibre optic transmitter
flanged coupling
footled
full-adder transistor
gandal
generation 1 robot
giacoletti
glacier anti friction alloy
Goniospasis
heremeit
Homburg am Main
Houa Phan Plat.
Hua Hin
in pile
infirma
initial areal
internally thin set
Koulbo
kryptomelan (chryptomelane)
leading article
leprotic neuritis
liza macrolepis
malvezzis
metarelation
midbrows
migrant-labor
mistered
nabooms
Novoseven
o-tolyl bromide
onychograp
operation code field
Otago
OTC drugs
outgoing station
photinia integrifolia lindl.
pistol grip (hand)
proof firing
rheophil
sand bath tempering
secta
Shalbuzdag, Gora
Shanghai dialect
Shore Acres
shottest
sifaprazine
spiral jet
standard volume indicator
stoved
stress programme
strongly typed
subtag
tetrode electron gun
theor
to repeat a year
touch bases
traffic seperation scheme
twi-thought
Vankarem, Laguna
Veitchia
voice terminal
volume sharing technique
wave statistics
weft stripe
yellow brass alloy