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Top 1: Seeing is believing. Top 2: Her job is taking care of patients. Top 3: His favorite pass time is playing golf. Her greatest enjoyment is watching TV. That's why she's such a poor student.
A teacher is talking to a student. Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework? Student: No, he did it all by himself. On a crowded bus, one man noticed that another man had his eyes closed. What's the matter? Are you sick? No, I'm okay. It'
The Funniest Jokes in the World by Chris RoseRecently, a group of scientists and psychologists decided to try and find out what the funniest joke in the world was. This was obviously going to be a difficult task, as no two people ever really agree ab
[00:00.00]Unit 3 [00:06.56]Exercise 1 [00:09.64]Listen and point to the question you hear. [00:14.00]Then write the answers. [00:17.06]How old are you? [00:20.66]What's your name? [00:25.44]What are you like?
ESL Podcast 282 Offending Someone GLOSSARY to grab to quickly reach out and hold something in ones hand* When Bala slipped on the ice, he grabbed his friends shoulder so that hewouldnt fall. off-color in poor taste; not appropriate; inappropriate; no
Lesson 49 Father tells a joke Father is teaching mother to drive the car. He's very impatient. Mother says he's the worst teacher in the world. Father says woman drivers are terrible. He told mother a joke about a woman driver he knows. This lady dro
电影词典 Casablanca 卡萨布兰卡 美国俚语 剧中:How do you keep on top of all this ? keep on top 掌控,驾驭 e.g. 1Studying isn't hard if you keep on top of it . 如果学习方法你掌握了,学习就变得不难了。 2I go to
7.It's not nice of you to behave like that. 你那样做太不像话了。 还可说成: How inappropriate that you are doing like that! What a shitty way to behave like that! 应用解析: nice and + adj.宜人地;nice work if you can get it.因
本单元是关于圣诞节午宴的对话 Alice: OK, who's for turkey and all the trimmings? All: Me! Helen: Let's pull the crackers first! Michal pull one with me. Alice, you pull one with Tim. Tim: OK, here goes! Helen: I won! Tim: Ah so did I! Michal: What d
今天我们来看一看我请你喝杯咖啡!用英语怎么说: Let me treat you to a cup of coffee. 请你喝咖啡! 还可以这么说: Let me buy you a drink. Let me buy you a cup of coffee. 可以这么回答: Sure, I have time for a quick
A funny thing happened to me 一个有趣的事情发生在我身上? Do you remember? 你还记得吗? Do you want to hear a joke? 你想听一个笑话吗? Have you heard the one about? 你听说过一个关于...? Have you heard what happe
Q: What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter? A: An envelope. Q: If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become? A: Wet. Q: What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? A: A stick. Q: What is white when it's dirty a
A waitress who worked in a truck stop restaurant received $50,000 in a will. The popular Do-Drop-In Truck Stop is on interstate 10 just west of El Paso, Texas. Its open 24/7, and it seats 80. Matthew had been a regular customer there for the last ten
[Clip of Rodney Dangerfield, saying Its not easy being me; when I was born the doctor told my mother, I did all I could, but he pulled through anyway.] Rodney mighta felt badbut he should make you feel good. Because a new study shows that laughter ca
[00:00.00]Unit 3 第三单元 [00:07.13]Exercise 2 练习二 [00:10.48]Now listen to the spelling of the words.Say the words and point. [00:18.16]t-r-u-m-p-e-t,trumpet [00:28.40]j-i-g-s-a-w,jigsaw [00:37.36]s-p-o-o-n,spoon [00:46.79]d-o-l-l,doll [00:
Lesson 34 You must be joking! 1.You must be joking!你一定是在开玩笑吧! 2.Just a joke!只是开个玩笑而已嘛! 3.Can't you take a joke?开个玩笑都不行吗? 4.Really a very funny joke?真是个滑稽的笑话! 5.It's no joke.这
'Let There Be Laughter': Modern Jewish Jokes Poke At Assimilation play pause stop mute unmute max volume 00:0000:00repeat repeat off Update Required To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flas
今天我们要学的词是racial。 Racial, 是种族的意思。 Racial discrimination, 种族歧视。 Racial tension, 种族关系紧张。华盛顿邮报的一份最新民调显示, Three in ten Americans admit feelings of racial bias, 美国十
迷你对话: A: Saying you want to kill yourself, you terrified me out of my wits. 你说你要自杀,吓死我了。 B: I was playing a joke on you. 我跟你开玩笑的。 A: Thats too much. 那也太过分了。 B: Dear, forgive me. I wont d
Hermione: At least someones enjoying himself. Potter: yeah. Hermione? Hermione: yeah? Potter: before, down by the lake, when I with Sirius, I did see someone. That someone made the dementors go away. Hermione: with a patronus. I heard Snape telling D