[00:-3.00]A PRACTICAL JOKE [00:-4.00]We can define a joke as something you say that causes laughter, [00:-5.00]and a practical joke as something you do that causes laughter. [00:-6.00]After a practical joke everybody laughs or smiles,except, [00:-7.0

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The patient says, Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea. The doctor says, Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink. mug = cup The patient says, Doctor, you've got to help me. Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attent

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Q: What has many keys but can't open any doors? A: A piano. Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? A: Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump!

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近日,一组科学家和心理学家尝试找出世界上最有趣的笑话。 The Funniest Jokes in the World by Chris Rose Recently, a group of scientists and psychologists decided to try and find out what the funniest joke in the world was. Thi

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第40本书 舌端齿龈破擦辅音 [d?] 外号:气冲舌尖齿龈音 第一部分:单词 1. joke Thats a funny joke. 2. January 3. Genius 4. Imagine I cant ~ what it looks like. Thats far different from what I imagined. 5. Graduation 6. Procedu

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DIALOG 26 1--Have you met Barry? 2--I think so, but I don't remember what he looks like. 1--He's a most unusual person. 2--What do you mean by unusual? 3--You'll understand when you see him. 2--You me

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DIALOG 26 BARRY IS UNUSUAL 1--Have you met Barry? 2--I think so, but I don't remember what he looks like. 1--He's a most unusual person. 2--What do you mean by unusual? 3--You'll understand when you s

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Maggie: This is Maggie Malone, with this live exclusive. The end of the three week old Long Island garbage strike may be at hand. We have learned exclusively that the head of the sanitation workers local, Harry Spreckles, is meeting in secret sessio

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Little boy with your glitter on Full of life and full of love Tell a joke and I'd laugh along Little boy with your glitter on Play a song and I'd sing along Makeup done and your high heels on And tell the world you didn't give a fuck No regret doing

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la la lla la la la la la la la la la la la la la la lla la la la la la la la la la la la la You say you've seen too many things that turn out to be too good to be true Against your better judgment opened up your heart 'til you found the joke was on y

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四度与冯导合作的杨坤,这一次仍旧用他独特的音色征服了冯导的耳朵。在冯小刚贺岁新片《非诚勿扰》中演唱插曲,更值得一提的是这是杨坤首次以全英文演唱一首歌曲。 杨坤There I am Ther

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pooper来自poop。 poop这个词有一种解释是筋疲力尽,说poop out意思是累得喘不过气来了。那么party pooper是聚会上什么样的人呢? 我们通过一个例子来体会吧。这是夫妇俩在商量举办party的事情。他

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讲解文本: straight face 板着脸,不动声色,一本正经的样子 It was difficult to keep a straight face when I heard his joke. 听完他的笑话,很难板着脸不笑。 My father never laughs. What he gives us is always a straight

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英语学习笔记: lame adj. 跛脚的,差劲的,很烂的,没有说服力的,无趣的 insane adj. 疯狂的;精神病的;极愚蠢的 Your joke is so lame. 你讲的笑话很无趣。 It looked really gross. 真的太恶心了。 You

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Interpreting a LaughHuihua, a Chinese student, and Mary, an American student studying Chinese in China, were on their way to a bookstore. As they got to the bookstore, they saw a young man walking down a flight of stairs. In his hurry, he missed the

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experimental a.实验性的 The project is still in its experimental stages and won't be put in practice until a year later. 该计划仍处于实验阶段,要到1年后才会付诸实施。 aware a.知道的;察觉的(与介词of并用) You

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Can you explain the difference between the two phraces? My favorite subject is history. Proffesor Zhang's lecture is too difficult,I could hardly keep up with it. We have 8 courses this semester,including the . required course必修课 elective选修课

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Thanks for lunch. It was delicious. It's OK. Next time lunch is on me. Don't be silly. I'm serious. All right. Next time you will treat It's a deal.

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