时间:2018-12-27 作者:英语课 分类:英语时差8,16


英语课

Mike: Hey Amanda, want to hear a knock-knock joke?
Amanda: I guess, but they're so corny! What is it?
Mike: Knock-knock!
Amanda: Who's there?
Mike: Mike.
Amanda: Mike who?
Mike: Mike cup is empty. Can I get a refill?
Amanda: Ha-ha. That's so funny I forgot to laugh. I like clever jokes and brain teasers better. See if you know the answer to this brain teaser: "That lawyer is my brother," testified 1 the accountant 2. But the lawyer testified he didn't have a brother. Who is lying?
Mike: Maybe the lawyer? That's just a guess, though.
Amanda: Neither one is lying. The accountant is the lawyer's SISTER!
Mike: You got me on that one. Listen to this one-liner and maybe you'll like it better than a knock-knock joke. What do you call a judge with no thumbs?
Amanda: I give up. What?
Mike: Justice Fingers! (just his fingers)
Amanda: That is so bad. Here's a funnier bad joke, "What 11-letter English word does everyone pronounce incorrectly 3?
Mike: I know that one! Incorrectly!


1 testified
作证,证明( testify的过去式和过去分词 ); 证明,证实; 炳炳凿凿
  • His look testified his guilt. 他的神态表明他有罪。
  • Her red face testified to her guilt. 她脸红证明她内心有愧。
2 accountant
n.会计员,会计师
  • I'm an accountant at a foreign bank.我在一家外资银行做会计。
  • He was satisfied with his earnings as an accountant.他对自己会计师的收入很满意。
3 incorrectly
adv.错误地
  • The oral message was incorrectly transmitted.口信传达错了。
  • I'v filled in this form incorrectly.Can I have another blank?我把表格填错了。再给我一张空白的,可以吗?
学英语单词
access privilege
after deck house
albach
alkali resistant cement concrete flooring
allowable steering error
analyticality
Andromeda galaxy
auxin
Babcock-Levy test
be fast stuck in the mire of
biofunctionability
books of deuteronomy
bore to tear
bottones
branch always command
Bronllys
building property title certificate
caravelle
Certificate of Measurement andor Weight
checkovers
cloakings
cloth print
collecting pipe
commander psychology
cylindrical lathe cutting
deris
diffraction fringe
druick
dry astringent eye
dwarf chinkapin oaks
dynamical symmetry
extensive structure models
fa las
flange hub
flysch formation
foot mat
free-standing insert
from the very nature of the case
full depth welding
full-blown
general-purpose instruction
Godavari River
greenblatts
group center exchange
heave a sign of relief
high sticks
hold brief for sb.
immunocomplex
instant picture
jibber
juvenscence
Knobby Hd.
Kriti, Nisos
labilest
lands on
lechwallen (sweden)
london-area
long-vowels
magnetic force driving pump
Mascarene Is.
metiazic acid
millfield
Mogor Hal
N-acetylgalactosamine dipho-sphouridine
nervus radialis
noise shielding
non-convertible bond
nonflow system
order Pezizales
path attenuation
pay the Cain
Peninga
phonosemantically
piercel
pineal body
powters
product mix problem
purple fringeless orchids
rate of flow of kinetic energy
resident status
ribin
self-purification of waters
service path
shared batch area
silk market
Sisoazcini
solar cell support
spiral tungsten cable
squaimous
stabber
standard output function
Sugru
sulfur coal
super juice extractor
Tamarix juniperina
texturable
track radar
Ubisch body
unself-consciously
vertical off-normal spring
vortigern
white-knuckles