时间:2018-12-27 作者:英语课 分类:英语时差8,16


英语课

Mike: Hey Amanda, want to hear a knock-knock joke?
Amanda: I guess, but they're so corny! What is it?
Mike: Knock-knock!
Amanda: Who's there?
Mike: Mike.
Amanda: Mike who?
Mike: Mike cup is empty. Can I get a refill?
Amanda: Ha-ha. That's so funny I forgot to laugh. I like clever jokes and brain teasers better. See if you know the answer to this brain teaser: "That lawyer is my brother," testified 1 the accountant 2. But the lawyer testified he didn't have a brother. Who is lying?
Mike: Maybe the lawyer? That's just a guess, though.
Amanda: Neither one is lying. The accountant is the lawyer's SISTER!
Mike: You got me on that one. Listen to this one-liner and maybe you'll like it better than a knock-knock joke. What do you call a judge with no thumbs?
Amanda: I give up. What?
Mike: Justice Fingers! (just his fingers)
Amanda: That is so bad. Here's a funnier bad joke, "What 11-letter English word does everyone pronounce incorrectly 3?
Mike: I know that one! Incorrectly!


1 testified
作证,证明( testify的过去式和过去分词 ); 证明,证实; 炳炳凿凿
  • His look testified his guilt. 他的神态表明他有罪。
  • Her red face testified to her guilt. 她脸红证明她内心有愧。
2 accountant
n.会计员,会计师
  • I'm an accountant at a foreign bank.我在一家外资银行做会计。
  • He was satisfied with his earnings as an accountant.他对自己会计师的收入很满意。
3 incorrectly
adv.错误地
  • The oral message was incorrectly transmitted.口信传达错了。
  • I'v filled in this form incorrectly.Can I have another blank?我把表格填错了。再给我一张空白的,可以吗?
学英语单词
a gleam in sb's eye
Aconitum hamatipetalum
aerosinusitis
angle of extinction
anti-fraud
antisludge
approach speed
area of normal vision
Bals
be inwardly guilty
bills of goods
bum-bags
calcium resinate
Capsularis
Carmo do Rio Claro
celery seed
cerampic
chipmunks
chit chat
circulation of goods between town and country
cock schlappen white
control-rod insertion test
cross-coherence
crystal parameter
curve crossing
Dejean syndrome
deplorative
dipolar ion
dog's
duck-walked
earth mover tyre
earthshatterings
entodon taiwanensis
Environ. L.
error root-mean-square
erythrocuprein
etched wiring
eupittonic
ex service
false witness
geargraduation
genus Erigeron
Ginkgoatae
Hallstadtan
houndy
I'm Good
infrared-ray dryer
inhame
inroll
joins with
Jonstorp
Karatuzskiy Rayon
Korizo, P.de
leg of a bridge
legacy with obligation
length uniformity
longitudinal log haul-up
look out for squalls
Lyttelton Harb.
megawatt-day per metric ton of uranium
misconstrual
monographer
neodymium-doped fiber
non-sustainable
nonaluminium
open type nozzle
Otamiri, R.
partial selected cell
pirone
purse-string suture
quarterly disbursements
radar beam rider guidance
reheating of air
relay operated controller
rosazza
runed
scissors difference
screw diameter
semidrying oil
ski bums
snoozed
soluble glasses
solvable problems
spear rod lever
stellate epithelial reticular cell
suahili
suncus murinus
Tachyniscidae
take a picture
tandem control
terestrolumbrolysin
time variant pulse shaping
transform boundary
tree zone
undisprovable
unrotated
vaginalizes
water cooled tuyere
Wertherian, Werterian
wide jet spray nozzle
xiku
yellowwoods