时间:2018-12-27 作者:英语课 分类:英语时差8,16


英语课

Mike: Hey Amanda, want to hear a knock-knock joke?
Amanda: I guess, but they're so corny! What is it?
Mike: Knock-knock!
Amanda: Who's there?
Mike: Mike.
Amanda: Mike who?
Mike: Mike cup is empty. Can I get a refill?
Amanda: Ha-ha. That's so funny I forgot to laugh. I like clever jokes and brain teasers better. See if you know the answer to this brain teaser: "That lawyer is my brother," testified 1 the accountant 2. But the lawyer testified he didn't have a brother. Who is lying?
Mike: Maybe the lawyer? That's just a guess, though.
Amanda: Neither one is lying. The accountant is the lawyer's SISTER!
Mike: You got me on that one. Listen to this one-liner and maybe you'll like it better than a knock-knock joke. What do you call a judge with no thumbs?
Amanda: I give up. What?
Mike: Justice Fingers! (just his fingers)
Amanda: That is so bad. Here's a funnier bad joke, "What 11-letter English word does everyone pronounce incorrectly 3?
Mike: I know that one! Incorrectly!


1 testified
作证,证明( testify的过去式和过去分词 ); 证明,证实; 炳炳凿凿
  • His look testified his guilt. 他的神态表明他有罪。
  • Her red face testified to her guilt. 她脸红证明她内心有愧。
2 accountant
n.会计员,会计师
  • I'm an accountant at a foreign bank.我在一家外资银行做会计。
  • He was satisfied with his earnings as an accountant.他对自己会计师的收入很满意。
3 incorrectly
adv.错误地
  • The oral message was incorrectly transmitted.口信传达错了。
  • I'v filled in this form incorrectly.Can I have another blank?我把表格填错了。再给我一张空白的,可以吗?
学英语单词
additional peak
adobe bricks
air outlet with vanes
aithalite (asbolite)
amanous
bare-hull charter
blo-wipe
bronze welding
cargo inhibited against self-reaction
chinese flowering crabapple
citraxanthin
cliche radiographique
coded image
color bloom
comparison of handwritings
coterminate
Croker, C.
D. Pr.
disappear below
eaves molding
efficiency of scintillation
elloree
fare changes
flow label
fndr
forehearths
formword
fuck truck
full employment budget surplus
ground fissure
grout machine
helical resonator
heterodermic
horizontal-engine
increas
inverted hour
judgement lien
lag correlation coefficient
lag-lead
laryngotracheal resection
lobstereyed
Lubbock County
male(in)imide
mermaidlike
multistakeholder
naprapathy
neighbouring mode
neutrocytosisi
neutrophilias
offshore oil contamination
optical-electronic mail address recognizer
Ouest, Prov.
oussouye
overflow hose
pheon
phosphinimide
piermont
piperitenone oxide
pit sawing
pitchlongs
plectroglyphidodon phoenixensis
Polygonum cyanandrum
porous materials
precision-investment casting
privilege of the floor
pseudomonas cannae (bryan) stapp.
repacing
Rosenbach's tuberculin
seal ring (O-ring)
Shelton Jackson Lee
shmoo
shock absorber intake valve
side-looking airborne radar
smoky urine
sorption isotherm
spaceborne laser radar
sshl
stalked body
stamped steel
stereo-model
steroid rings
subdivided transformer
swim-team
temperature variation test chamber
tetrabenazine
tetranitromethane
Thame
three-square file
Tinset
transparent rubber
Uchaly
underwing boom
uniform laws on international sales
unregard
unured
us mommy
virtuize
Vitex duclouxii
wurtemburg
ylide
zampone
zigzag power transformer