时间:2018-12-27 作者:英语课 分类:英语时差8,16


英语课

Mike: Hey Amanda, want to hear a knock-knock joke?
Amanda: I guess, but they're so corny! What is it?
Mike: Knock-knock!
Amanda: Who's there?
Mike: Mike.
Amanda: Mike who?
Mike: Mike cup is empty. Can I get a refill?
Amanda: Ha-ha. That's so funny I forgot to laugh. I like clever jokes and brain teasers better. See if you know the answer to this brain teaser: "That lawyer is my brother," testified 1 the accountant 2. But the lawyer testified he didn't have a brother. Who is lying?
Mike: Maybe the lawyer? That's just a guess, though.
Amanda: Neither one is lying. The accountant is the lawyer's SISTER!
Mike: You got me on that one. Listen to this one-liner and maybe you'll like it better than a knock-knock joke. What do you call a judge with no thumbs?
Amanda: I give up. What?
Mike: Justice Fingers! (just his fingers)
Amanda: That is so bad. Here's a funnier bad joke, "What 11-letter English word does everyone pronounce incorrectly 3?
Mike: I know that one! Incorrectly!


1 testified
作证,证明( testify的过去式和过去分词 ); 证明,证实; 炳炳凿凿
  • His look testified his guilt. 他的神态表明他有罪。
  • Her red face testified to her guilt. 她脸红证明她内心有愧。
2 accountant
n.会计员,会计师
  • I'm an accountant at a foreign bank.我在一家外资银行做会计。
  • He was satisfied with his earnings as an accountant.他对自己会计师的收入很满意。
3 incorrectly
adv.错误地
  • The oral message was incorrectly transmitted.口信传达错了。
  • I'v filled in this form incorrectly.Can I have another blank?我把表格填错了。再给我一张空白的,可以吗?
学英语单词
account for sth
anemaly
antistreptococcus sera
associated mineral
ballet de colombia
Bibargi
bulimus
caecal tube
Cape Cods
Catherine's Pk.
Circumstraint
colopuncture
concussion cataract
control arm
counterpersons
Creamycin
cross member brace
cyberheist
cyclomethoxazine
Cyclura
DBST
decalescence point
depth offset
differential pressure pickup
Dirichlet function
ditch day
dystrophinopathies
electric vice
episinus yoshidai
equatorial plane
erector beam
fanfest
fertility distribution
fly a flag union down
fruiterer
fuel and stores
get one's fingers burned
ground-contour-following device
guenthner
head-telephone
hydraulic-mean-depth
i beg to differ
ideom
Il'inskaya
Indiana lamp
jellyroll
Kolguyev, Ostrov
landable
linear electromagnetic solenoid
Little Bay Is.
machine level
Marchykhyna Buda
maximum-likelihood criterion
minimum dropout
missayings
modulation peak
morglays
multithread worm
negative pressure containment
new entrants
normal-valve
nuclear energy metal
nuclear supersymmetry
null string argument
Ohisaurus
optimism
pagophila eburneas
parablgm decision analysis
patent velvet
pay one's respects to
photothermoelastic method
pigling
play smash
primary meridian
pro-leg
pseudotail
radial costa
regulation of luminous intensity
reinforcement prefabrication
release mechanism for plankton net
repetition rate of pulse
representative calculating time
Retzius' striae
self-regulations
sexplorers
silver oxalate
skrimped
Sonkwala Mts.
step multiply operation
stichillus brunneicornis
sub-center
tailored health communication
tereshkova
to order
to-go
toothglass
Toshām
trans-quantitative method
trimesic
turbinids
water sprites