时间:2018-12-27 作者:英语课 分类:英语时差8,16


英语课

Mike: Hey Amanda, want to hear a knock-knock joke?
Amanda: I guess, but they're so corny! What is it?
Mike: Knock-knock!
Amanda: Who's there?
Mike: Mike.
Amanda: Mike who?
Mike: Mike cup is empty. Can I get a refill?
Amanda: Ha-ha. That's so funny I forgot to laugh. I like clever jokes and brain teasers better. See if you know the answer to this brain teaser: "That lawyer is my brother," testified 1 the accountant 2. But the lawyer testified he didn't have a brother. Who is lying?
Mike: Maybe the lawyer? That's just a guess, though.
Amanda: Neither one is lying. The accountant is the lawyer's SISTER!
Mike: You got me on that one. Listen to this one-liner and maybe you'll like it better than a knock-knock joke. What do you call a judge with no thumbs?
Amanda: I give up. What?
Mike: Justice Fingers! (just his fingers)
Amanda: That is so bad. Here's a funnier bad joke, "What 11-letter English word does everyone pronounce incorrectly 3?
Mike: I know that one! Incorrectly!


1 testified
作证,证明( testify的过去式和过去分词 ); 证明,证实; 炳炳凿凿
  • His look testified his guilt. 他的神态表明他有罪。
  • Her red face testified to her guilt. 她脸红证明她内心有愧。
2 accountant
n.会计员,会计师
  • I'm an accountant at a foreign bank.我在一家外资银行做会计。
  • He was satisfied with his earnings as an accountant.他对自己会计师的收入很满意。
3 incorrectly
adv.错误地
  • The oral message was incorrectly transmitted.口信传达错了。
  • I'v filled in this form incorrectly.Can I have another blank?我把表格填错了。再给我一张空白的,可以吗?
学英语单词
-thorax
above ground
accretion
Acronema xizangense
adaptive disease
afterbody effect
antistreptolysin-o
associated body corporate
auxiliary equipment control panel
auxiliary power unit system
balloon pump
Bandama River
bastonaded
benziger
bituminol
blanking pulse inverter
blvd.
boarding-house
bodyboard
boundary estimation
business operation technique
catadrome
Cheyne-Stokes nystagmus
colletotrichum medicaginisdenticulataae sawada
Columna rugarum posterior
Common Application Programming Interface
constrained on compensation
cytrin
death identification
dellenbach
Dietl crisis
dig one's heels in
discharge of storm sewage
dought
dredge hoist
dynamic flex
dynamical system models
end tie-bar
final twist
flaunch
flex steel tape
foothills
Gajiram
gelatin matrix implant
graphic file formats
gummatous osteitis
heliolatry
henni
hydrino
hydro-isohypse
interchange power
invoice number
levosemotiadil
lindera chunii merr.
mails out
manganese bronze
membranate
metes out
MMSC
moones
multidimensional
nimetz
non-image area
observer's meridian circle
Old Yishuv
Orebites
outwrestles
overhanging aeroplane
parapentings
per capita energy consumption
phymatid
property accounts
quillain
R/S ratio
rock stratigraphic unit
rural agricultural industry
safe shutdown system
satellite solar power generation
scram breaker
seagoing quality
sheet cavitation
sprews
stress-grade
sub-control station
superfolder
three place accuracy
Tienshanosaurus
Titanocerite
two-by-two taxiing
unblinkings
untrimmed edge
utilization factor of construction equipment
vertical space
wall pressure hole
wanderjahre
Weaverthorpe
weishaar
weld puddle
wine and tobacco tax
wiserine
with any luck
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