时间:2018-12-27 作者:英语课 分类:英语时差8,16


英语课

Mike: Hey Amanda, want to hear a knock-knock joke?
Amanda: I guess, but they're so corny! What is it?
Mike: Knock-knock!
Amanda: Who's there?
Mike: Mike.
Amanda: Mike who?
Mike: Mike cup is empty. Can I get a refill?
Amanda: Ha-ha. That's so funny I forgot to laugh. I like clever jokes and brain teasers better. See if you know the answer to this brain teaser: "That lawyer is my brother," testified 1 the accountant 2. But the lawyer testified he didn't have a brother. Who is lying?
Mike: Maybe the lawyer? That's just a guess, though.
Amanda: Neither one is lying. The accountant is the lawyer's SISTER!
Mike: You got me on that one. Listen to this one-liner and maybe you'll like it better than a knock-knock joke. What do you call a judge with no thumbs?
Amanda: I give up. What?
Mike: Justice Fingers! (just his fingers)
Amanda: That is so bad. Here's a funnier bad joke, "What 11-letter English word does everyone pronounce incorrectly 3?
Mike: I know that one! Incorrectly!


1 testified
作证,证明( testify的过去式和过去分词 ); 证明,证实; 炳炳凿凿
  • His look testified his guilt. 他的神态表明他有罪。
  • Her red face testified to her guilt. 她脸红证明她内心有愧。
2 accountant
n.会计员,会计师
  • I'm an accountant at a foreign bank.我在一家外资银行做会计。
  • He was satisfied with his earnings as an accountant.他对自己会计师的收入很满意。
3 incorrectly
adv.错误地
  • The oral message was incorrectly transmitted.口信传达错了。
  • I'v filled in this form incorrectly.Can I have another blank?我把表格填错了。再给我一张空白的,可以吗?
学英语单词
126 camera
a big gun
abramovic
alpine snowfield
animal industry
anthropochores
anti-stealth technology
asymmetric adsorption
attorneys-general
autonomous oscillation
beam converter
bow tie, bowtie
cater-cousins
center of mass effect
chainreactions
chalco
Chicoms
chorleywoods
configuration files
contra-related
debt consolidation fund special account
defervesces
devil's own
differential hoist
direct strike
DOS partition
edgewise compressive strength
electromagnetic telephone
elliptic irrational function
equalization of discharge
exploded arrow
fiber flax
fiere
fucoid marking
full-antomatic buret
gas retaining property
gauging of products
geostrophic value
ghost loads
hara-kiris
have something at one's tongue's end
Hermite-Gauss beam
Hydromelanothallite
Institutional Shares
irregularity degree
jaw prop
Karaj, Rūdkhāneh-ye
kill a well
Kirbister
Lang, Andrew
Let it be said
licker-in grinder
light-triggered alarm
longitudinal center of buoyancy from aft perpendicular
Markarian galaxies
Medopren
megagametophytic
mehaigne
morrisse
mycoplasma canadense
nonedged
oil saver
one-in-a-thousand
operating system dispatcher
operating system structure
osseous lacrimal canal
Paljaape
parbuckle
pasqual
pentapropyl
phenomercazine
pisum arvenses
plateau age
plutonium chelate
propylenglycol
purpose money
quasi sovereign
radiotelex call
retail sales
rigid wheel
risk money
sandkey
semi-direct lobbying
separate grade crossing
sickle cell disease
silk fabric
single anchor brake
standby register
stress hyperlipidemia
structuralizations
substantiation
sulphonitrophenol K
the Mary Celeste
there's little to be said for sth
ul-cladene
underholes
uniterm
unmoors
valves
VVMS
waits upon
zero-setting adjustment