时间:2018-12-27 作者:英语课 分类:英语时差8,16


英语课

Mike: Hey Amanda, want to hear a knock-knock joke?
Amanda: I guess, but they're so corny! What is it?
Mike: Knock-knock!
Amanda: Who's there?
Mike: Mike.
Amanda: Mike who?
Mike: Mike cup is empty. Can I get a refill?
Amanda: Ha-ha. That's so funny I forgot to laugh. I like clever jokes and brain teasers better. See if you know the answer to this brain teaser: "That lawyer is my brother," testified 1 the accountant 2. But the lawyer testified he didn't have a brother. Who is lying?
Mike: Maybe the lawyer? That's just a guess, though.
Amanda: Neither one is lying. The accountant is the lawyer's SISTER!
Mike: You got me on that one. Listen to this one-liner and maybe you'll like it better than a knock-knock joke. What do you call a judge with no thumbs?
Amanda: I give up. What?
Mike: Justice Fingers! (just his fingers)
Amanda: That is so bad. Here's a funnier bad joke, "What 11-letter English word does everyone pronounce incorrectly 3?
Mike: I know that one! Incorrectly!


1 testified
作证,证明( testify的过去式和过去分词 ); 证明,证实; 炳炳凿凿
  • His look testified his guilt. 他的神态表明他有罪。
  • Her red face testified to her guilt. 她脸红证明她内心有愧。
2 accountant
n.会计员,会计师
  • I'm an accountant at a foreign bank.我在一家外资银行做会计。
  • He was satisfied with his earnings as an accountant.他对自己会计师的收入很满意。
3 incorrectly
adv.错误地
  • The oral message was incorrectly transmitted.口信传达错了。
  • I'v filled in this form incorrectly.Can I have another blank?我把表格填错了。再给我一张空白的,可以吗?
学英语单词
absolute value penalty function
active components
actual
angle of repose
annotators
autoreclose
Betelguese
betider
betterish
blissful
Brissaud-Marie
Carman-Kozeny equation
Ceauce
chalcogenide vitreous semiconductor
chemical bonding resin
chromatograph chamber
complex simply connected analytic Lie group
computer graphics interface
connecting rod lower bearing shell
consequent falls
correction entry
crepe de chine twist
edible vegetable oil
etamine
faile
fieldhouses
finishing-line
flowback
fouces
Fu Hsi
gasoline gages
genus caladenias
glidesail parachute
global allocation
grossings
ground speed computer
gun room
half-first cousin
harmful
hyperonychosis
in whole and in part
inactive queue of tasks
isodef
jacquardlike
khaldoun
Lamprocysteae
level adjusting attenuator
liftboy
lime softening
mad magazine
mesospheric
microcystic
monotoning
Morris Ranch
murlon
n-hexylbenzene
non-vessel owner
nonaffairs
normal timing
oligopithecid
oncogen
Otradnoye, Ozero
Otto cycle engine
page frame real address
paracentesis tympani
password list
pelican flower
Pensioceras
pick up the suction
poliovirus vaccines
Porak
proscenium frame stage
Quarter Buckle
rate of translation error
re-emphasise
receptive aphasia
reinforce provision
requantify
roight
salamander-venom antitoxin
semen amomi
smoke-screen bomb
sodium-sulphur battery
solubitwlity
spacing of reinforcement
stereo channel
strike while the iron's hot
study-specific
technophilias
tetanus dorsalis
the Prince of Peace
thermomagnetization
Thomas procedure
trade by type of contract
treadle sewing machine
tropics sprangletop
twiddle with
Ulothrix
uninvitedly
vane water meter
workers' management