时间:2018-12-27 作者:英语课 分类:英语时差8,16


英语课

Mike: Hey Amanda, want to hear a knock-knock joke?
Amanda: I guess, but they're so corny! What is it?
Mike: Knock-knock!
Amanda: Who's there?
Mike: Mike.
Amanda: Mike who?
Mike: Mike cup is empty. Can I get a refill?
Amanda: Ha-ha. That's so funny I forgot to laugh. I like clever jokes and brain teasers better. See if you know the answer to this brain teaser: "That lawyer is my brother," testified 1 the accountant 2. But the lawyer testified he didn't have a brother. Who is lying?
Mike: Maybe the lawyer? That's just a guess, though.
Amanda: Neither one is lying. The accountant is the lawyer's SISTER!
Mike: You got me on that one. Listen to this one-liner and maybe you'll like it better than a knock-knock joke. What do you call a judge with no thumbs?
Amanda: I give up. What?
Mike: Justice Fingers! (just his fingers)
Amanda: That is so bad. Here's a funnier bad joke, "What 11-letter English word does everyone pronounce incorrectly 3?
Mike: I know that one! Incorrectly!


1 testified
作证,证明( testify的过去式和过去分词 ); 证明,证实; 炳炳凿凿
  • His look testified his guilt. 他的神态表明他有罪。
  • Her red face testified to her guilt. 她脸红证明她内心有愧。
2 accountant
n.会计员,会计师
  • I'm an accountant at a foreign bank.我在一家外资银行做会计。
  • He was satisfied with his earnings as an accountant.他对自己会计师的收入很满意。
3 incorrectly
adv.错误地
  • The oral message was incorrectly transmitted.口信传达错了。
  • I'v filled in this form incorrectly.Can I have another blank?我把表格填错了。再给我一张空白的,可以吗?
学英语单词
-EN, -REN plurals
Acamar
Aichwald
automatic advancing of printer page
barkors
be beyond a joke
beauty school
Blytt-Sernander climatic classification
calabash pipes
cap-shaped
chimney-climbing
commercy
congruent plan figures
coolheadedly
cremil
dead cat
disload
dubossaries
dysenteric malaria
equalitarianism and indiscriminate transfer of resources
ERBC
Eridu
ethyltriphenylsilane
flushing of pipeline
fossae lateral pharyngeal
fountain pen ink
fruit tree pathology
Gambian
geotropic root
global gain
Grφttavatn
gum erosion
gun propellant variable charge
helicopter deck landing devices
hierarchy of human needs theory
high melting point
houghteling
hudsonicus
hyphomycetoma
I don't want it
idle man hours
India canna
infective stricture of urethra
instarring
instrument autotransformer
intercapital veins
intermediate or interlobate moraine
jot down
lipofectamine
lymphosarcoma kundrat's
magnetic amplifier characteristic
mail transport office
method of measurement without contact
metulla
MicroDV
microsec life radioisotope
millicharges
Moneron, Ostrov
Moulouya, Oued
multirun
necker-chief
non-embrittling sulfur black dyes
occupants
offhandednesses
Opalinida
p-allylphenyl methyl ether
polycrystalline diamond
Postbank
preoperative embolization
prerennin
pretrite
pseudoconglomerate
racking type cooling bed
raised style
resin streak
role begin date/time
Ryō-zen
schaer
sea measurements
seasickness bag
semireligious
shoalest
singing of repeater
single-surfaced
skinny
Steinem, Gloria
suspend disbelief
suspension center
syringa spp
telepherage
theta roles
this day and age
total residence time
universal trocar
vee trough
venae dorsales penis superficiales
virus safe
visual literacy
work in hand
work relief
Works for me.
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