时间:2018-12-27 作者:英语课 分类:英语时差8,16


英语课

Mike: Hey Amanda, want to hear a knock-knock joke?
Amanda: I guess, but they're so corny! What is it?
Mike: Knock-knock!
Amanda: Who's there?
Mike: Mike.
Amanda: Mike who?
Mike: Mike cup is empty. Can I get a refill?
Amanda: Ha-ha. That's so funny I forgot to laugh. I like clever jokes and brain teasers better. See if you know the answer to this brain teaser: "That lawyer is my brother," testified 1 the accountant 2. But the lawyer testified he didn't have a brother. Who is lying?
Mike: Maybe the lawyer? That's just a guess, though.
Amanda: Neither one is lying. The accountant is the lawyer's SISTER!
Mike: You got me on that one. Listen to this one-liner and maybe you'll like it better than a knock-knock joke. What do you call a judge with no thumbs?
Amanda: I give up. What?
Mike: Justice Fingers! (just his fingers)
Amanda: That is so bad. Here's a funnier bad joke, "What 11-letter English word does everyone pronounce incorrectly 3?
Mike: I know that one! Incorrectly!


1 testified
作证,证明( testify的过去式和过去分词 ); 证明,证实; 炳炳凿凿
  • His look testified his guilt. 他的神态表明他有罪。
  • Her red face testified to her guilt. 她脸红证明她内心有愧。
2 accountant
n.会计员,会计师
  • I'm an accountant at a foreign bank.我在一家外资银行做会计。
  • He was satisfied with his earnings as an accountant.他对自己会计师的收入很满意。
3 incorrectly
adv.错误地
  • The oral message was incorrectly transmitted.口信传达错了。
  • I'v filled in this form incorrectly.Can I have another blank?我把表格填错了。再给我一张空白的,可以吗?
学英语单词
'Aïn Tédélès
Ahura Mazda
aluminum processing
amidefrine mesilate
artery of the penis bulb
band elimination filter
begall
below-knee(B-K)amputation
billabong
Bittern L.
bonnel
cacatua goffiniana
cap-case
case reporter
chuans
combined transport of LCL cargo
curney
death grips
diplopagus
distribution theory
double-sided linear motor
drangme chhu (manas r.)
epiclassic
etch cut
facing of pile
filemark
hang-type breather
harta
have no effect up on
hazen
hemocytolysis
high pressure impregnation
hollow brick
house service generator
hydrogens
in trusting
in-situ stress
ineligible commercial paper
inergetical
inferior worm of cerebellum
intertrinitarian
inverse ray theory
joint false
leedom
let along
light spot type
longitudinal plane of symmetry
low memory
lower-eyelid
luminescent petrography
Lünne
magnetic hysteresis
mail-order department
marlar
mfsk (multi-frequency shift keying)
monocistronic transcript
name translation
nation states
necesito
nephrophthisis
nonexportation
nonideas
paraplanners
peculators
pituicytes
placier
pledgor
polycatenary
prevention of thievery
put a value on
quick start
returns auger
Reumycin
room blower
sentelle
shurtleff
spectrosensitogram
speed-limiting brake
suberin membrane
submesoscales
supply ... for
suture of scrotum
talk-aloud protocols
teratophiliacs
there is money in that
three fourths
time integral system
time urgent nuclear targets
toposaic
TopTOOLS
trans-activator(Tat)
twin coiler
twinflower
unsubmerged
uppercuts
user agent protocol
uterine gauze packer
vacuum electronics
ventricular systole time
weaving movement
winning coalition
xiphias gladiuss