时间:2018-12-27 作者:英语课 分类:英语时差8,16


英语课

Mike: Hey Amanda, want to hear a knock-knock joke?
Amanda: I guess, but they're so corny! What is it?
Mike: Knock-knock!
Amanda: Who's there?
Mike: Mike.
Amanda: Mike who?
Mike: Mike cup is empty. Can I get a refill?
Amanda: Ha-ha. That's so funny I forgot to laugh. I like clever jokes and brain teasers better. See if you know the answer to this brain teaser: "That lawyer is my brother," testified 1 the accountant 2. But the lawyer testified he didn't have a brother. Who is lying?
Mike: Maybe the lawyer? That's just a guess, though.
Amanda: Neither one is lying. The accountant is the lawyer's SISTER!
Mike: You got me on that one. Listen to this one-liner and maybe you'll like it better than a knock-knock joke. What do you call a judge with no thumbs?
Amanda: I give up. What?
Mike: Justice Fingers! (just his fingers)
Amanda: That is so bad. Here's a funnier bad joke, "What 11-letter English word does everyone pronounce incorrectly 3?
Mike: I know that one! Incorrectly!


1 testified
作证,证明( testify的过去式和过去分词 ); 证明,证实; 炳炳凿凿
  • His look testified his guilt. 他的神态表明他有罪。
  • Her red face testified to her guilt. 她脸红证明她内心有愧。
2 accountant
n.会计员,会计师
  • I'm an accountant at a foreign bank.我在一家外资银行做会计。
  • He was satisfied with his earnings as an accountant.他对自己会计师的收入很满意。
3 incorrectly
adv.错误地
  • The oral message was incorrectly transmitted.口信传达错了。
  • I'v filled in this form incorrectly.Can I have another blank?我把表格填错了。再给我一张空白的,可以吗?
学英语单词
aerial photographic mapping
All's right with the world.
alpha-l-fucosidase
anisodine
azygous
Barosa, R.
blue-tongued skinks
Bridget L.
building up by welding
caligids
came to an end
casuistically
champmartin
clithrocytheridea leibana
coarse braking
continuous flow press
core of cable
CRI Croix-Rouge Internationale
crude medicine
decascaler
discriminative conditions
double grading
draw bar machine
drupetum
duplexercoupler
effeminacies
eggplant phomopsis rot
energy-inefficient
everytiiing
execution order
flatscreens
Forcipomyia
fringe bank
gold beater's skin hygrometer
gradualities
hand dropping
heroinal
His Maj
hole in soaking pits
how do you know
hydraulic efficiency equipment
intermediate sintering
ionization in depth
iseropus kuwanae
issue market
jacopo peri
jewelled bearing
key entropy
knob
La Frontera
Laminitol
laudanidine
Master's 2-step exercise test
millionaireship
Minocine
Niphymycin
nonsparing
novoseptale
obersturmbannfhrer
open-hearth steelmaking
operation certificate
operational safety review
palaeomagnetisms
PC Tools
Pekingology, Pekinology
perfect paper
personification theory
photon temperature
picture magazine
planetary pinion carrier
poor sports
presyntactic
propeller fracture
pybus
reaction propulsion
recurrent chain
rijkeboerite
root tips
selective screen
shortgowns
Sinodiaptomus
smoke substance
specific lung compliance
starwort
stationary chafing plate
stenolon
straight receiver
Stylophorum diphyllum
sulphamethoxydiazine-trimethoprim
surgeon apothecary
temper resistance
the stability
turbedimetric analysis
two spindle
ultrasonic leak locator
unpoint.ed
Vanlue
Verrièrres-le-Buisson
victoria orange
W. P.
watchman clause
zile