时间:2018-12-27 作者:英语课 分类:英语时差8,16


英语课

Mike: Hey Amanda, want to hear a knock-knock joke?
Amanda: I guess, but they're so corny! What is it?
Mike: Knock-knock!
Amanda: Who's there?
Mike: Mike.
Amanda: Mike who?
Mike: Mike cup is empty. Can I get a refill?
Amanda: Ha-ha. That's so funny I forgot to laugh. I like clever jokes and brain teasers better. See if you know the answer to this brain teaser: "That lawyer is my brother," testified 1 the accountant 2. But the lawyer testified he didn't have a brother. Who is lying?
Mike: Maybe the lawyer? That's just a guess, though.
Amanda: Neither one is lying. The accountant is the lawyer's SISTER!
Mike: You got me on that one. Listen to this one-liner and maybe you'll like it better than a knock-knock joke. What do you call a judge with no thumbs?
Amanda: I give up. What?
Mike: Justice Fingers! (just his fingers)
Amanda: That is so bad. Here's a funnier bad joke, "What 11-letter English word does everyone pronounce incorrectly 3?
Mike: I know that one! Incorrectly!


1 testified
作证,证明( testify的过去式和过去分词 ); 证明,证实; 炳炳凿凿
  • His look testified his guilt. 他的神态表明他有罪。
  • Her red face testified to her guilt. 她脸红证明她内心有愧。
2 accountant
n.会计员,会计师
  • I'm an accountant at a foreign bank.我在一家外资银行做会计。
  • He was satisfied with his earnings as an accountant.他对自己会计师的收入很满意。
3 incorrectly
adv.错误地
  • The oral message was incorrectly transmitted.口信传达错了。
  • I'v filled in this form incorrectly.Can I have another blank?我把表格填错了。再给我一张空白的,可以吗?
学英语单词
'verse
abruptio
accessible by postal communication
acclivitous column
accounting system
aerochronometer
aesthetic pubes surgery
aircraft interception radar
airless tire
aleksandrova
Anemone prattii
auxiliary storage management
bangah
bettily
Board of Broadcast Governors
boost turbopump
brokest
bune cap
burton-wood
Carex peiktusani
central securities depository
chookhouse
Churg-Strauss syndrome
Common Life, Brethren of the
compressed air hammer drill
continuous autofocus
datum vertex
dial guard ring
discharge passage
divergence equation
doning
e-jones
ferroelectric chip
financial forecasting
finely-ground colloidal suspension
formyltyrosine
fraction in lowest term
gas-meters
have someone's nose to the grindstone
heat-resistor
heathlikest
hematherm
hezb-i-islami
hinge of tongue
hopper slope
International Radio Advisory Committee
intolerance of cold due to yang insufficiency
Java Trench
kaira
kanzashi
Kepahiang
kyanite
lumped-parameters method
lunar mansion
magnetic fluctuation
magnetic starting switch
match-fit
mesh node
microdriver
mircken
month corrector operating lever
multimolecular layer adsorption
multistage thin-film scan generator
myrrhlike
natural line of resistance
optical fibre light guide
paleocons
pericyclic fiber
periodic roof pressure
plague bacillus
Plasbumin
plenary action
pressurizing tank
put your finger on
related work
reverend dodgsons
rolling type of beam
semiglaze
sequential structure
sharbet centre candy
silicon carbide refractory
slow-break switch
spacing reed
spiracular trachea
stith
stuttering urination
sulfatolamide
SWALK
syndactyly
tabacco-alkaloid
tapias
Trifluoromonobromomethane
troff
unipolar dynamo
unquit
unsolvible
vertical farm
vibration measurement of driver seat
waveform relaxation method
weapon-aiming reference line
wind-force diagram
yagcibedirs