时间:2018-12-27 作者:英语课 分类:英语时差8,16


英语课

Mike: Hey Amanda, want to hear a knock-knock joke?
Amanda: I guess, but they're so corny! What is it?
Mike: Knock-knock!
Amanda: Who's there?
Mike: Mike.
Amanda: Mike who?
Mike: Mike cup is empty. Can I get a refill?
Amanda: Ha-ha. That's so funny I forgot to laugh. I like clever jokes and brain teasers better. See if you know the answer to this brain teaser: "That lawyer is my brother," testified 1 the accountant 2. But the lawyer testified he didn't have a brother. Who is lying?
Mike: Maybe the lawyer? That's just a guess, though.
Amanda: Neither one is lying. The accountant is the lawyer's SISTER!
Mike: You got me on that one. Listen to this one-liner and maybe you'll like it better than a knock-knock joke. What do you call a judge with no thumbs?
Amanda: I give up. What?
Mike: Justice Fingers! (just his fingers)
Amanda: That is so bad. Here's a funnier bad joke, "What 11-letter English word does everyone pronounce incorrectly 3?
Mike: I know that one! Incorrectly!


1 testified
作证,证明( testify的过去式和过去分词 ); 证明,证实; 炳炳凿凿
  • His look testified his guilt. 他的神态表明他有罪。
  • Her red face testified to her guilt. 她脸红证明她内心有愧。
2 accountant
n.会计员,会计师
  • I'm an accountant at a foreign bank.我在一家外资银行做会计。
  • He was satisfied with his earnings as an accountant.他对自己会计师的收入很满意。
3 incorrectly
adv.错误地
  • The oral message was incorrectly transmitted.口信传达错了。
  • I'v filled in this form incorrectly.Can I have another blank?我把表格填错了。再给我一张空白的,可以吗?
学英语单词
affiliated business
Anapodaris
andersoniana
apodizes
aqua seal
aragon spar
backslidings
be entranced
binary apolarity
bishopries
business receipts
caseoiodine
ceiling fan
Centrechinoida
Chinese gallnut
Chuvashes
cibalgine
classic literature
coal seam gas-bearing capacity
cold engine sludge
command-directed economy
commdity supply
concurrent criminal jurisdiction
decantating
deformation matrix
dijks
Disanthus
disintermediated
drilling-lathe
dropping section
ebonite sheet
element of crystal
elimination by comparsion
embryonic system
enamel storage tank
endospheric
equilibrium theorem
expediente
filament of thermionic valve
Fone's-method
freefones
fricassees
frontogensis
grease spot test
gymnothorax favagineus
hand holes
hemosporosis
high frequency amperemeter
high-quality cast iron
holder of licence
horizontal wave
hotchpotches
hyalo-
inward bill of lading
isospermotoxin
Jassidae
kala-azar
Lasianthus longisepalus
lasso tool
lateline
Liuli
luvaruss
maclaverty
masonite
Mdsc.
monotone functions
Nash, Ogden
outer-spaces
parameter specifier
peat podzol
penetrating neutron radiation
per example
performance system
peshastin
polyvinyl chloride fibre
post-enlightenment science
Price compression
prime bank bill
protometamorphism
reinforced plastic plate
reinspired
rentabler
rising trots
roundlet
S. Q. R.
shillongs
somekin
spritely
stellar stability
stenosis of lacrimal canaliculus
Superfund program
telephase
throat microphone
thrown
Thémines
Tielmes
traveled along
trez
UMLS
vituperate
Way enough!
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