时间:2018-12-27 作者:英语课 分类:英语时差8,16


英语课

Mike: Hey Amanda, want to hear a knock-knock joke?
Amanda: I guess, but they're so corny! What is it?
Mike: Knock-knock!
Amanda: Who's there?
Mike: Mike.
Amanda: Mike who?
Mike: Mike cup is empty. Can I get a refill?
Amanda: Ha-ha. That's so funny I forgot to laugh. I like clever jokes and brain teasers better. See if you know the answer to this brain teaser: "That lawyer is my brother," testified 1 the accountant 2. But the lawyer testified he didn't have a brother. Who is lying?
Mike: Maybe the lawyer? That's just a guess, though.
Amanda: Neither one is lying. The accountant is the lawyer's SISTER!
Mike: You got me on that one. Listen to this one-liner and maybe you'll like it better than a knock-knock joke. What do you call a judge with no thumbs?
Amanda: I give up. What?
Mike: Justice Fingers! (just his fingers)
Amanda: That is so bad. Here's a funnier bad joke, "What 11-letter English word does everyone pronounce incorrectly 3?
Mike: I know that one! Incorrectly!


1 testified
作证,证明( testify的过去式和过去分词 ); 证明,证实; 炳炳凿凿
  • His look testified his guilt. 他的神态表明他有罪。
  • Her red face testified to her guilt. 她脸红证明她内心有愧。
2 accountant
n.会计员,会计师
  • I'm an accountant at a foreign bank.我在一家外资银行做会计。
  • He was satisfied with his earnings as an accountant.他对自己会计师的收入很满意。
3 incorrectly
adv.错误地
  • The oral message was incorrectly transmitted.口信传达错了。
  • I'v filled in this form incorrectly.Can I have another blank?我把表格填错了。再给我一张空白的,可以吗?
学英语单词
adjusted quantity
allenylic
aquula
arbitration expense
Autogenous Mills
Bacillus enteritidis
benthic trawling gear
Berëzovskiy
Biharamulo
blackly
bombastic
bowel cancers
boxercise
Bumbuli
cajuputole
carbon process
centrifugal pump with vertical axis
clairin
connector socket
contestant
crono
customer departmentalization
cylinder in line engine
Cystacanthus paniculatus
Data.
diffusion icterus
diiamb
dohyaline
efficiency of retrieval system
ethren
exchange rate arrangement
findfields
form-family
Fortel
fractional driving
genus listerias
gnomonic ruler
heading marker alignment
hit and miss governor
holmstroms
hypothermal ore deposit
inactive optics
increasing section
inherently ambiguous contextfree language
intraabdominal
intrados
iridarsenite
kesso oil
kid oneself
lexemic alternation pattern
livestock number
lymphoblasts
made broad our phylacteries
Mateszalka
minimicrosphere
mountain-man
mouthlike
neutral fats
ochthebius formosanus
oil drain-cock
opisthenar alopecia
owner-controlled
Parada Guayabos
pit molding
play football
price growth per cent
radioactive colloid
read text program
rectal swab holder
Regent's Park
restrictive mutation
ruddleman
run-out of shaft
scale modeling
schirryve
school technology
self-energized
sidney
software simulator
source distance
space charge tetrode
spaic
sporotrichin
storm eddy
strophalloside
stutterers
tactosol
testing-program time
Theo-X
thermindicator
thomas carews
thrashin'
three operating crane
tide and half tide
toot one's own horn
tussars
undersalt
universal default
velvia
vertebral nerve
xeroxes
yzma