Sharing everything 分享所有 A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's. He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an extra drink cup. As he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then count

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A New Son 新儿子 Old man: May I sit here? 老人:我可以坐在这儿吗? Young man: No, you can't. The seat is occupied. (To a beautiful girl) Eh... yes. The seat was for her. She is my sister. 年轻人:不,不能。这位子有人占了。

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Missing 失踪 Mr. Nicolas waited. All the other kids were gone. Where was his son, Mark? It was 3:30. Mark got out of the school by 3:00. He was getting impatient. He went into the school to see if anyone has seen Mark. 尼可拉斯先生还在继续等

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That's why 原来如此 Jimmy started painting when he was three years old, and when he was five, he was already very good at it. He painted many beautiful and interesting pictures, and people paid a lot of money for them. They said, This boy's going

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Neither Do I 我也不 Two young engineers applied for a single poition at a computer company. They both had the same qualifications. In order to determine which individual to hire, the applicants were asked to take a test of 12 questions by the mana

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How Did You Ever Get Here 你是怎样来的 One winter morning, an employee explained why he had shown up for work 45 minutes late. It was so slippery out that for every step I took ahead, I slipped back two. 一个冬天的早晨,一名雇员解释

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The Bellboy 旅馆侍者 A traveler was standing at the desk in the lobby of a Washington hotel. He was in a hurry. He had only ten minutes to pay his bill and reach the station. Suddenly he remembered that he had forgotten something. 一位旅客站在

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Achinese 亚齐人 Akans 阿肯人 Albanians 阿尔巴尼亚人 Algerians 阿尔及利亚人 Alsatians 阿尔萨斯人 Americans 美利坚人 Amharas 安哈拉人 Anglo-Australians 英裔澳大利亚人

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Is the Cat There? 猫在那儿吗? A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. 一个人无比痛恨他妻子的猫,他决定把它处理掉。于是

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God amp; Dog 上帝和狗 On the first day of the Creation, God created the dog. 上帝造物的第一天,造出了狗。 On the second day, God created man to serve the dog. 第二天,上帝造出了人为狗服务。 On the third day, God creat

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The Smartest Dog 最聪明的狗 A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop and shoos him away. 一个肉贩在工作,而且很忙。他发现一只狗在他的店里,就把它轰走了。 Later, the dog is back again. He

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The Boss 老板 A man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, How much is the yellow one? 一个人走进宠物店要买一只鹦鹉。店员带他来到鹦鹉部

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Things Dog Must Try to Rmember狗们一定要记住的事情1. The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff. 1. 收垃圾的人并不是要偷我们的东西。 2. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.

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Comparing Men/Women at the ATM... 男人和女人在提款机前 Instructions for the guys: 男人的步骤: 1. Pull up to ATM 1. 把车开到提款机前 2. Insert Card 2. 插卡 3. Enter PIN 3. 输入密码 4. Take cash, card and receipt 4. 取出现

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Tiny Men and Tiny Women 小男人和小女人 What is a CAT? 猫是什么? 1. Cats do what they want. 1. 猫们随心所欲。 2. They rarely listen to you. 2. 猫们极少听你的话。 3. They're totally umpredictable. 3. 它们完全不可捉摸。

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He Said--She Said 他说她说 He said... Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune? 他说你爱我只是因为我爸爸留给我一大笔钱吗? She said... Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money. 她说绝

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Honesty 诚实 An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized that she needed an in-house counsel. She began to interview young lawyers. 一个投资顾问决定

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You'll Soon Get Used to It 你不久就会习惯的 An man died and left his son a lot of money. But the son was a foolish young man, and he quickly spent all the money, so that soon he had nothing left. 一个人死了,留给他儿子一大笔钱。

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A Letter from Mom 妈妈写来的信 Dear Son, 亲爱的儿子 I'm writing this slow 'cause I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you first left. Your Dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of home, so

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What Is It? 这是什么? On the last day of kindergarden, all the children brought presents for their teacher. 最后一天上幼儿园,孩子们都给老师带来了礼物。 The florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She held it up and said,

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