The Excuse Never Heard 没听说过的理由 A fellow bought a new Benz and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up. 一个人买了一

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What If... 如果怎么样 Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad. 汤姆在应聘做地方铁路系统的信号员。 The inspector decides to give Tom a quiz, asking, What would you do if you realized that two trains were h

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Why Am I So Tired 我为什么这么累 For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of vitamins, dieting and a dozen other maladies. Now I found out the real reason. I'm tired because I'm overworked. 好几年了,我一直认为自己总是感到

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I Must Find It 我必须找到它 Mr. Morrow was a very absent-minded man. Once he was reading earnestly on a train when the conductor asked him to show his ticket. Frantically Mr. Morrow searched for it. 莫罗先生是个心不在焉的人。一次他

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As many predicted, the new TV version of The Return of the Condor Heroes, adapted by controversial domestic screenwriter Yu Zheng, has proven worries that the show would turn out to be a vulgar mess possessing little artistic value completely true. A

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变聋 A biology class student was conducting an experiment on what would happen to a grasshopper if its legs were taken off. 一个学生物的学生正在做实验要验证切除蚂蚱的腿后会发生什么。 He pulled off one of its legs and ye

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Some Good Advice on Life from Kids 孩子们对于生活的忠告 Never trust a dog to watch your dog. 绝对不能让狗狗帮你看着食物。 When your dad is mad and asks you, Do I look stupid?, don't answer. 你爸爸气急败坏地问你我是不

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Facts About Women 有关女人的事实 1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control. 1. 女人爱去商场购物,商场是她们认为在这个世界上她们能够实际控制的区域。

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Rules Guys Wish Women Knew! 女人能了解这些规则多好啊! 1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us. We refuse to answer. 1. 如果你们认为自己胖了,那么你们也许就是胖了,不要来问我们,我们拒绝

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He CAN Talk! 它会说话! One day a man walked into an auction house. While there, he bid on a parrot. 一个人走进拍卖公司。他在那儿竞拍一只鹦鹉。 He really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in the bidding. 他特别想要这

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What's a Man? 男人是什么? One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God. 一天在伊甸园里,夏娃叫住了上帝。 Lord, I have a problem! 上帝,我有个麻烦! What's the problem, Eve? 你怎么啦,夏娃? Lord, I know

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You Know the History 你知道的历史 Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked him, What is wrong with you? 亚当孤独地在伊甸园里游荡,上帝问他:你怎么啦? Adam said he didn't have anyone to

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Why Teachers Go Crazy 老师们是怎么被气疯的 TEACHER: Peter, what is the outside of a tree called? 老师:彼得,树的最外层叫做什么? PETER: I don't know, Ma'am. 彼得:老师,我不知道。 TEACHER: Bark, Peter, bark! 老师

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Whom to Marry 和谁结婚 There is a man has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one to marry. So he decides to give each one of them $ 5000 and see how each of them spends it. 有一个男人有3个女朋友,可是他不知道要和谁结

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How Old Am I? 我多大了? Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way. 有人优雅地老去,也有人挣扎着不愿面对岁月流逝的现实。 Judy, a friend of mine, refusing to give in to the looks of gr

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Some Truth 一些事实 A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. 男人会花两块钱买一件价值一块钱的东西,因为这是他想要的东西。 A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want. 女人会花一块钱买到一件价值

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Men's Rules 男人制定的规则 If Men Were to Rewrite The Rules 如果男人们能够重写规则 Rule 1 Anything we said several months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days. 规则一 吵架中,我

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An A Student 优秀学生 Last semester I took macroeconomics and didn't have a clue what I was doing (as cited on the final exam.) 上学期我选修了宏观经济学,我对此完全一无所知(以期末考试为证)。 There were 80 multipl

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Lemon Squeeze 挤柠檬 The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they had a standing $1,000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone wh

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Guess the Correct Ending 猜猜正确的下文 A fourth grade teacher collected old, well-known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the rest. Their insight may surprise you. 一个四年

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