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英语笑话：Doctor Jokes

The patient says, Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea. The doctor says, Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink. mug = cup The patient says, Doctor, you've got to help me. Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attent

发表于:2018-12-03 / 阅读(75) / 评论(0) 分类 2011年ESL之就医和人际交往

英语笑话：Two More Riddles

Q: What has many keys but can't open any doors? A: A piano. Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? A: Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump!

发表于:2018-12-03 / 阅读(65) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

牙牙学语之小笑话:初为人父

New Dad 初为人父 One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to go out to do some errands, so the proud father stayed home to watch his wonderful new son. Soon after the mother left, the baby started to cry. The father did eve

发表于:2018-12-06 / 阅读(98) / 评论(0) 分类 牙牙学英语

世界上最有趣的笑话

近日，一组科学家和心理学家尝试找出世界上最有趣的笑话。 The Funniest Jokes in the World by Chris Rose Recently, a group of scientists and psychologists decided to try and find out what the funniest joke in the world was. Thi

发表于:2018-12-07 / 阅读(145) / 评论(0) 分类 英语音频杂志

英文笑话：You Will Save Much More 你会省得更多

You will be pleased with me today, mother, said Dick to his mother, coming home from school. I saved on fares. I didn't go to school by bus, I ran all the way after it. Well, said his mother laughing, Next time you should run after a taxi, you will

发表于:2018-12-07 / 阅读(55) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文小幽默（2）

欺骗的代价 The Revenge Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he said to his wife:

发表于:2018-12-08 / 阅读(70) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英语笑话：God's joke 上帝的玩笑

God's joke Do you know what the cruel joke that God has played on all men is? He gave them a brain and a dick, but only enough blood to run one at a time. Notes: 1. Do you know what the cruel joke that God has played on all men is? 你知道上帝对所

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(62) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话：relative 亲戚

relative A husband and wife were driving down the road arguing with each other. They passed a pig farm and the husband said, Are they relatives of yours? Yes， she replied, I married into the family. Notes: 1. A husband and wife were driving down th

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(88) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

大学英语四级词汇 038

horizontal a.水平的，地平线的 horn n.角，触角；号角，喇叭；角状物；警报器 horrible a.可怕的，恐怖的；讨厌的，糟透的 horror n.恐怖，战栗；讨厌的人 horse n.马 horsepower n.马力 hospital n.医院 hos

发表于:2018-12-30 / 阅读(61) / 评论(0) 分类 大学英语四级词汇拼读版

英文笑话：He Knows the Answer 他知道答案

Teacher: Can you tell me anything about the great scientists of the 18th century? Pupil: Yes, sir, I can. They are all dead. 教师：你能告诉我一些有关十八世纪的伟大科学家的事情吗？ 学生：我能，先生。他们都死了。

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(73) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：An Absolute Zero 零分

Student: I don't think I deserve an absolute zero. Professor: Neither do I, but it is the lowest mark that I am allowed to give. 学生：我认为我不应该得零分。 教授：我也这么认为，但这是允许我打的最低分数。

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(84) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：The Dean's Words 院长的话

Student A: If the Dean doesn't take back what he said to me this morning, I am going to leave college. Student B: What did he say? Student A: He told me to leave college. 学生甲：如果院长不收回他今天早上对我说的话，我就要离开学院。 学生乙：他说了什

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(74) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Somebody 人物

First man: In my house I'm really somebody. Second man: Is that so? First man: Yes. Every night my wife calls out from the kitchen, Will somebody take out the garbage? 第一位男人：我在家里确实是一个人物。 第二位男人：真是这样吗？ 第一位男人：是的，

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(59) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

城里来的傻瓜

生活因为有了有了幽默才更加地丰富多彩和有趣，今天小编给大家带来一个英语幽默，保证让你既学到知识又愉悦了心情。 Two city folk were on a drive in the country, but got completely lost. Pulling over nex

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(51) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英语笑话选(1)

English Jokes Selections (1) 一 Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along a country road one night when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly. Bill told his driver to go up to th

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(78) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英文幽默故事：The Fragrance

This Short Story The Fragrance is quite interesting to all the people. Enjoy reading this story. In a small town lived a wealthy merchant. He was very kind and charitable. He had a son, who had unfortunately fallen into a bad company. Many times the

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(66) / 评论(0) 分类 英汉幽默故事选读

父亲节英语作文：我的爸爸

If someone asks me who affects me most in my life, I will definitely tell him or her that the person should be no one else but my father. As a matter of fact, I have been much affected by father's humor, kindness, enterprise, strong will ever since I

发表于:2019-01-17 / 阅读(93) / 评论(0) 分类 英语作文

怎样成为一个幽默的人?

【原文】 The story goes that a certain court jester went too far one day and insulted his king. The king became so infuriated he sentenced the jester to be executed. His court prayed upon the king to have mercy for thes man who had served him wel

发表于:2019-02-16 / 阅读(75) / 评论(0) 分类 英语听力广播—Listening

三人同舟

Three Men in a Boat Three men were sitting on a park bench. The one in the middle was reading a newspaper; the others were pretending to fish. They baited imaginary hooks, cast lines and reeled in their catch. A passing policeman stopped to watch the

发表于:2019-02-18 / 阅读(58) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

TED演讲视频:走向简单的本质

简单：见到即被理解。但是，它确切地是指什么？在这个幽默而又富含哲理的演讲中，George Whitesides找到了一个答案。

发表于:2019-02-21 / 阅读(64) / 评论(0) 分类 TED演讲视频集
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