英语幽默笑话：从没听过这么冷的笑话！

生活中常常有需要我们调节气氛的时候，怎么调呢？讲个英语笑话。如果讲不好笑话怎么办，讲个冷笑话。。今天小编就来教亲们讲冷笑话呦～ 1.Why is the letter T like an island? Because it is in the m

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最丑的孩子&小心有狗

幽默寓于笑话之中，它是笑话的精料，智慧之所在。笑话是幽默的载体，一个成功的笑话能流传千古，听者和讲者都会感到快乐、欣喜，拍掌叫好!下面是小编整理的两则英语幽默，希望能让大

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幽默笑话一则：“一个言出必行的人”

A crowd of student was gathered on the campus of Oxford University。 You can have no doubt， shouted a young man excitedly， that if the Dean does not take back what he said to me this morning， Ill leave Oxford this very evening！ A buzzing noi

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城里来的傻瓜

生活因为有了有了幽默才更加地丰富多彩和有趣，今天小编给大家带来一个英语幽默，保证让你既学到知识又愉悦了心情。 Two city folk were on a drive in the country, but got completely lost. Pulling over nex

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幽默笑话:新老师的样貌

幽默笑话:新老师的样貌 After the first day of the school, a first-grade student was asked by his father，What does your new teacher look like 有一个一年级的学生一天放学回家，爸爸问他:你的新老师长的什么样? Just

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幽默笑话:太阳和月亮

幽默笑话:太阳和月亮 Tom and his classmate，Jerry，are talking about the sun and the moon. Jerry asks，Which of them is more useful? 汤姆和他的同学杰瑞正在讨论太阳和月亮的话题。杰瑞问:它们中哪一个更有用? T

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幽默笑话:愚蠢的兔子

幽默笑话:愚蠢的兔子 Little Steve has a pet rabbit，Bunny. He plays with it every day after school. One day his mother sees that her little boy is holding Bunny by the ears. From time to time he gives the poor rabbit an angry shake and says:

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幽默笑话:哪辆车好?

幽默笑话:哪辆车好? Natasha is a little Russian girl. One day her grandmother took her to town. They went shopping. In the street, they saw many buses and cars. 娜塔莎是一个俄国女孩，有一天奶奶带她进城去买东西。在大街

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幽默笑话:什么是喝醉

幽默笑话:什么是喝醉 One day，a father and his little son were going home. At this age，the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was asking questions. Now he asked，What is the meaning of the worddrunk，dad 一天，父亲与小儿

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幽默笑话:睡前祷告

幽默笑话:睡前祷告 Julia was saying her bedtime prayers.Please God，she said，Make Naples the capital of ltaly. Make Naples the capital of ltaly. 朱丽叶在做睡前祷告。上帝啊，她说道，让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都吧。

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幽默笑话:奖品

幽默笑话:奖品 Little Albert came home from school with a new book under his arm.Its a prize，mother，he explained. 小阿尔伯特腋下夹着一本新书从学校回家来了。这是奖品，妈妈。他解释道。 A prized ?Why，dear 奖品

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轻松一刻：英语笑话

空闲时刻，轻松一下。小编在这里跟大家分享几则英语幽默笑话，一起笑一笑~ Henry was from the United States and he had come to London for a holiday. 亨利是个美国人，他到伦敦来度假。 One day he was not feel

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幽默笑话:板球比赛

幽默笑话:板球比赛 Teacher had set his class an essay in A Game of Cricket. After two minutes Simon Steel handed his paper in and was allowed to go home. 老师给学生出了个作文题:一场板球赛。两分钟后，西蒙?斯蒂尔交了作

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幽默笑话:入学测试

In an entrance examination of a conservatory，the teacher asked one boy，What is the most important physiological quality of a musician 在一次音乐学院的入学考试中，老师问一位应试的小伙子:音乐家最重要的生理素质是什

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幽默笑话:难分胜负

幽默笑话:难分胜负 Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher Mr. Black，Excuse me for my coming late，sir. I watched a football match in my dream. 迈克上学迟到了。他对布莱克老师说:对不起，我迟到了，老师。我梦

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幽默笑话:抽象画

幽默笑话:抽象画 One day on the drawing class，the teacher told the class to draw an abstract drawing. 一天美术课上，老师要同学们画一幅抽象画。 After a while, a small boy turned his drawing in. The teacher looked at it but

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幽默笑话:写作文

幽默笑话:写作文 One day in class，the teacher assigned his students to write a compositionIf I Am a Manager. 一天，在作文课上，老师给同学们布置了一篇作文，题目是假如我是个经理。 All the students began to writ

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星座商业伙伴之射手篇

SAGITTARIUS November 23 to December 22 The Sagittarian makes a good business partner. Natives are impersonal (in many ways) in their judgments, with the balanced quality of thought found in the Libra natives. They harmonize with the partner, and add

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幽默笑话:心存好意

幽默笑话:心存好意 One day a boy came to his teacher and said:Teacher，my dad wants to know if you like roasted pork. 一天有个男孩去对他老师说:老师，我爸想知道你是不是爱吃烤猪肉。 I certainly do，said the teache

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幽默笑话:恶作剧

幽默笑话:恶作剧 Proctor(exceedingly angry):So you confess that this unfortunate freshman was carried to this frog pond and drenched?Now what part did you take in this disgraceful affair? 学监(非常生气):现在你承认这可怜的新生被扔

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