Scorpio 天蝎座 (10月24日~11月22日) Scorpio is a Water element, and this makes it a somewhat enigmatic sign. 水相星座的特质使蝎子有些神秘。 TIPS: Study would never be a problem for Scorpio. You just need more confidence. 学习相

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The portly sales manager was getting ready to leave his doctor's office after a routine examination. Here, said the doctor, follow this diet, and I want to see three-fourths of you back here for a check-up in three months. 臃肿的销售经理做过常

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I Am Acting Like a Lady One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered by frantic women. He stood it as long as he could

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Two Soldiers Two soldiers were in camp. The first one's name was George, and the second one's name was Bill. George said, have you got a piece of paper and an envelope, Bill? Bill said, Yes, I have, and he gave them to him. Then George said, Now I ha

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The doctor finally reached his table at a dinner, after breaking away from a woman who sought advice on a health problem. Do you think I should send her a bill? the doctor asked a lawyer who sat next to him. Why not? the lawyer replied. You rendered

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Neighbor: I heard a big noise in front of your house last night. What happened to you? Husband: It was nothing. My wife was a bit cross, and threw my overcoat out of the window. Neighbor: Your overcoat? But how could it make such a noise? Husband: I.

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A man is so addicted to gambling that he often comes home late. His wife never stops railing at him. Once he is detained at his office and comes home late. His wife accuses him of gambling again but he swears he was detained in his office. I pray to

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Churchill and Bernard Shaw Winston Churchill was Prime Minister of Great Britain during World War II. He was a fat and short man. George Bernard Shaw was a famous writer. He was tall and lean. Both of them were humorists. When they met at a reception

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Who Are Crooks? A newspaper once carried an editorial which stated bluntly that half the city council were crooks. Under penalty of arrest, the editor issued following retraction: HALF THE CITY COUNCIL AREN'T CROOKS. 谁是骗子? 一次,一份报纸

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Be Much Worse Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch? Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse. 可能更糟 警察:当你的手表被抢的时候,你为什么

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Coincidence A woman was singing. One of the guests turned to a man by his side and criticized the singer. What a terrible voice! he said. Do you know who she is? Yes, was the answer. She is my wife. Oh, I beg your pardon. The man said, Of course her

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双语:幸福的星座配对组合 There are certain things that help you understand someone their favorite food, what their favorite movies are, what their childhood was like but knowing your astrological compatibility runs much deeper than any of t

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根据西方的占星学,我们已经正式进入天秤月了!首先祝各位天秤座的孩子们生日快乐!说到星座,大家知道如果和英语来描述天秤座的同学吗?今天,大家就来和来十二星座学习一下吧。

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星座是指占星学中必不可少的组成部分之一,也是天上一群群的恒星组合。自从古代以来,人类便把三五成群的恒星与他们神话中的人物或器具联系起来,称之为星座。那你相信星座吗?今天我

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Every man has, at one point or another, sat down in the barber's chair and been asked, What'll it be today? 每个男士坐在理发师的椅子上时,或多或少都会被问过:今天想要什么样子? We have a recommendation: instead of ju

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Chances are, youre going to marry someone a lot like you. Similar intelligence, similar height, similar body weight. A new study of tens of thousands of married couples suggests that this isnt an accident. We dont marry educated people because we hap

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He Jiang, the first person from China to deliver a Harvard University commencement address, has made the 2017 Forbes 30 Under 30 List. 近日,首位在哈佛大学毕业典礼上致辞的中国人何江入选了2017年《福布斯30岁以下30位俊杰

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TCM-based skin care products have been gaining momentum in the last few years as cosmetic brands and consumers alike discover their appeal and potential. 中药护肤品最近几年逐渐走红,美妆品牌和消费者均发现了它们的吸引力和

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Most of us have been there, that moment when you start to panic because you can't find your wallet. It's an unfortunate situation that for many, means a big headache. 我们中的绝大多数人都拥有那样的时刻--因为找不到钱包开始慌张

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Fast food to look forward to 期待的快餐 A new year means some tasty new treats available at our favorite fast food joints. Check out what the 2017 menus are promising at McDonalds, Starbucks. 新的一年意味着我们最爱的快餐连锁店会推

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