英文幽默笑话：可能更糟
英语课
Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed 2 of your watch?
Man: If I had 3 opened my mouth, they'd have found 4 my four gold teeth. That would 5 be much worse.
可能更糟
警察：当你的手表被抢的时候，你为什么不大声喊叫呢？
男士：如果我张嘴喊叫，他们就会发现我的四颗金牙。那样情况就更糟了！
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worse
adj.更坏的，更差的；adv.更坏，更差
参考例句：
I have even worse news for you.我有更坏的消息告诉你。
The weather got worse during the day.白天天气更坏了。
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robbed
v.抢夺( rob的过去式和过去分词 )；抢劫；掠夺；使丧失
参考例句：
Would you be able to identify the man who robbed you? 你能够认出那个抢你东西的人吗？ 来自《简明英汉词典》
They stood looking on while the man was robbed. 正当那个人被抢劫时，他们却站在那儿袖手旁观。 来自《简明英汉词典》
3
had
vbl.have的过去式和过去分词；conj.有
参考例句：
I just had a good idea!我有个好主意！
The boy had a small branch of a tree in his hand.这个男孩手上拿一条小树枝。
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found
v.建立，创立，创办；vbl.(find的过去分词)找到
参考例句：
I found him at home.我发现他在家。
The United Nations was found in 1945.联合国于1945年成立。
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would
aux.will的过去式；愿，要；常常；大概；将要，会
参考例句：
Why would you say that?为什么你会这么说？
Would you please help me?你能帮帮我吗？
adj.更坏的，更差的；adv.更坏，更差
- I have even worse news for you.我有更坏的消息告诉你。
- The weather got worse during the day.白天天气更坏了。
v.抢夺( rob的过去式和过去分词 )；抢劫；掠夺；使丧失
- Would you be able to identify the man who robbed you? 你能够认出那个抢你东西的人吗？ 来自《简明英汉词典》
- They stood looking on while the man was robbed. 正当那个人被抢劫时，他们却站在那儿袖手旁观。 来自《简明英汉词典》
vbl.have的过去式和过去分词；conj.有
- I just had a good idea!我有个好主意！
- The boy had a small branch of a tree in his hand.这个男孩手上拿一条小树枝。
v.建立，创立，创办；vbl.(find的过去分词)找到
- I found him at home.我发现他在家。
- The United Nations was found in 1945.联合国于1945年成立。
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