时间:2019-01-03 作者:英语课 分类:趣味英语


英语课

 Churchill and Bernard Shaw 


  Winston Churchill was Prime Minister of Great Britain during World War II. He was a fat and short man. George Bernard Shaw was a famous writer. He was 
  tall and lean. Both of them were humorists. 
  When they met at a reception, Churchill said to Shaw with a smile, Mr. Shaw, when people see you, they must think there is a famine in our country. Yes, said Bernard Shaw, but they must think you are responsible for it. 
  丘吉尔和肖伯纳 
  丘吉尔是二战期间英国的首相,他是个又矮又胖的男人。肖伯纳是著名作家,又高又瘦。他们俩都是幽默诙谐的人。 
  一次,他们在一个招待会上碰面了。丘吉尔微笑着对肖伯纳说:肖伯纳先生,人们看到您,一定  为我们国家正在闹饥荒。对,肖伯纳回答:但他们一定认为这是您造成的。

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