A Clever dog

A dog owner claimed that his pet, when given money, would go to the news stall to buy a paper. His friend insisted on a demonstration and handed the dog some money - The dog trotted off, but an hour later he had still not returned with the paper. How

发表于:2019-01-06 / 阅读(83) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

无奇不有! 双胞胎姐妹共嫁一夫还要同步怀孕!

Twins who found global fame for being 'the world's most identical sisters' have admitted they'd like to marry the boyfriend they share. 曾因世界最相像姐妹而红遍全球的一对双胞胎近日承认，她们想嫁给二人共享的男友。

发表于:2019-01-05 / 阅读(68) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

星巴克耍酷纪实

第二日：星巴克耍酷纪实 周笨驰上次和English美眉第一次用英语交谈后，感到程咬金的“小板斧”真是立竿见影、威力无穷，于是就自己从英语书上抄了很

发表于:2019-01-05 / 阅读(79) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

The lost purse

A lady lost her handbag in the bustle (匆匆忙忙）of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, Hmmm.... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now ther

发表于:2019-01-05 / 阅读(82) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

Too much noise in class

It was the first day of school. As the principal made his rounds, he heard a terriblecommotion coming from one of the classrooms. He rushed in and spotted one boy, taller than the others, who seemed to be making the most noise. He seized the lad, dra

发表于:2019-01-05 / 阅读(92) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

A Terrible Hail Storm

A blonde was driving back from the mall when there was a terrible hail storm. Huge hail stones the size of golf balls pelted her car leaving it full of dents(凹, 凹痕). She drove to the body shop (车身修理厂)and asked what she should do. The

发表于:2019-01-05 / 阅读(87) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

Joke English 第一期

YOU ARE GOING TO DIE A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup ,the doctor called the wife into his 健康检查 office alone. He said,

发表于:2019-01-04 / 阅读(86) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

Joke English 第二期

笑话原文 Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's mini-van and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a n

发表于:2019-01-04 / 阅读(91) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

At the Tea Table

At the Tea Table There was a tree in front of the house. A big table under the tree had places for a lot of people, but there were only three at it: the Hatter, the March Hare, and a dormouse. The Dormouse was asleep, and the other two were sitting v

发表于:2019-01-04 / 阅读(99) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

You and Your Computer( 你和你的电脑）

It is time to reassess your relationship with your computer when....（到了重新评价你和你的电脑的关系时候了当......) 1. You wake up at 4 O'clock in the morning to go to the bathroom

发表于:2019-01-04 / 阅读(90) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

IT English趣谈

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. 随便打开一个英文字体文件（TTF或FON文件）看到的都将是这句话。可这句“快速的棕色狐狸跳过懒惰的狗”既不是名人名

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(66) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英语笑话-A Good Boy 好孩子

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。 What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday? 昨天给你的钱干什么了？ I gave it to a poor old woman, he answered. 我给了一个可怜的老太婆，他回答说。 You're a good boy, said

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(75) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默学习第十八期

I left Montreal heading toward Quebec city, when I decided to stop at a comfort station. The first stall was occupied, so I went into the second one. I was no sooner seated than I heard a voice from th

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(96) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

脱口而出“小板斧”

第一日：脱口而出“小板斧” 笨学生的“小嘀咕”： 拜托，俺的英语老底儿其实只相当于高中英语，千万不要让陌生的单词、高深的语法把俺对英语的一

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(85) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

用英语形容花花公子

“风流的男人”在英语是Don Juan，这是西班牙的人名，不过欧美人都常用来表示“风流”的人。到英美旅行时常听到的还是Casanovs或lady's man，但在英美的杂

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(78) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

巨蟹夫挑剔抱怨奉献家庭

黏黏腻腻的巨蟹老公，彷佛有妈妈的味道。在面对事业和财务时，却又显得勇猛无比，冲锋陷阵，不失英雄本色，巨蟹老公似乎比双子座更具有双面个性。 Cancer Husband The husband of this group love

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(58) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

狮子父母情感回应最佳

狮子座的父母忠于家庭、保护欲强而且慈爱。你感情强烈，表达直接，所以，你的孩子能够清楚地知道什么时候的你是满怀热情、诚挚亲切，什么时候的你是无精打采、情绪压抑。 The Leo Pare

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(62) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

处女父母优秀爱唠叨的家长

处女座的父母通常很理智，但是会高标准严要求，追求完美。你乐于教导你的孩子要负责任、看管好自己的财物，并选择一种健康、积极的生活方式。 The Virgo Parent The Virgo person (August 24 to Sep

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处女妻自律实际挑剔唠叨

节约、谨慎、唠叨、乐于工作。 处女夫人大都为完美主义者，她想要的一切往往都是最好的，因此常被赋予挑剔或八婆等负面的评价。事实上，她那洁癖、节俭的美德，更该值得大书特书、多

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(53) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

处女夫循规蹈矩洁身自好

处女座的老公真的有很多优点：他不像多数男人那么不爱整洁，他不会乱发脾气，他不会到处留情，让你担心。当你生病的时侯他会给你细心的照料，他很勤劳，很踏实，你不必烦恼今天吃完

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(55) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语
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