The Fox and the Lion

The Fox and the Lion A fox who had never seen a lion，when by chance he met him for the first time，was so terrified that he almost died of fright．When he met him the second time，he was still afraid，but managed to disguise his fear． When he

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The Leopard and the Fox

The Leopard and the Fox A leopard and a fox were arguing about which of them was the better animal．My spotted coat is the most beautiful fur in the world，said the leopard．You cannot see my beauty，said the fox，for it is inside myhead．But i

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The Dogs and the Fox

The Dogs and the Fox Some dogs found the skin of a lion and began to tear it to pieces with their teeth．A fox，seeing them，said，If this lion were alive，you would soon find out that his claws were stronger than your teeth． It is easy to kic

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The Fox in the lce

Very early one winter morning，during a hard frost， a fox was drinking at an ice－hole， not far from the haunts of men．Meanwhile，whether by pure accident or from negligence doesn's much matter，the end of its tail got wet，and froze to th

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The Fox and the Goat

One day a fox fell into a well and could not scramble out again．The water was not very deep，but the sides of the well were smoothand were covered with slippery moss so that every time the fox struggled up a few inches，he slipped down again with

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The Wild Boar and the Fox

A wild boar was whetting his tusks against a tree，when a fox passing by asked why he did so．For，said he，I see no reason for it；there is neither a hunter nor a hound in sight，nor any other danger that I can see at hand．True，replied the

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The Fox and the Tiger

If only I possessed thy speed and strength！said a fox to a tiger．Isn't there anything else about me which would suit you？enquired the latter．None as far as I perceive． Not even my beautiful skin？said the tiger．Its colours are asmanifold

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The Elves and the Shoemaker

There was once a shoemaker, who, through no fault of his own, became so poor that at last he had nothing left but just enough leather to make one pair of shoes. He cut out the shoes at night, so as to set to work upon them next morning; and as he had

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Circle Of Life

At age 4, success is not peeing your pants. At age 12, success is having friends. At age 20, success is having sex. At age 35, success is making money. At age 60, success is having sex. At age 70, success is having friends. At age 80, success is not

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The Thirsty Pigeon

A pigeon severely pressed by thirst，seeing a glass of water painted upon a sign，supposed it to be real．So dashing down at it with all her might，struck against the board，and，breaking her wing，fell helpless to the groud，where she was qu

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Admiring the airplane necklace

A young lady went to a dance, and she had a low-cut, strapless (无吊带的）gown （礼服）on. Around her neck she wore a little golden airplane on a long chain. All night she noticed a young man, staring at her. In her embarrassment, she held u

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Male Maturity

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest （热情）for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too

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英文笑话【1】

TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says,

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英文笑话【2】

I'M NOT HAVING IT ALL CUT OFF. Miles sometime went to the barber's during working hours to have his hair cut. But this was against the office rules: clerks had to have their hair cut in their own time

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英文笑话【3】

I CAN GO HOME. One day after school the teacher said to his students,

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英文笑话【4】

BUYING A HAT A lady went to a hat shop to buy a hat. As she was very fussy, it took her a long time to pick on one. Already at the end of his patience the salesman was afraid that she might change her

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英文笑话【5】

ONLY A FEW WORDS At a court the judge is interrogating a mugger but gets into difficulty because the mugger is a foreigner who doesn't speak English.

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英文笑话【6】

TWO HEARTS BEATING Nurse: How do you feel after your operation? Patient: Quite alright, only I can feel two hearts beating inside me. Nurse: No wonder the doctor who operated on you was looking for hi

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The Oil Painting

An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the the artist.... .....Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets(绿宝石手镯）, a ruby（红宝石） broach, and gold Rolex（劳力士手表）. But y

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The Wolf in the Sheep's Skin

A wolf once decided that if he disguised himself，he would be able to get plenty to eat without being hunted and shot at wherever he went．So he wrapped himself up in a sheepskin and slipped in among a flock of sheep that were feeding nearby．He s

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