While on vacation in San Francisco, my sister developed a toothache. The hotel desk clerk recommended a dentist. Susan, who dislikes heights, was horrified to discover that she was located on the 14th floor of a skyscraper, with two of the office wal
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Holmes and Watson had gone to bed and were lying there looking up at the sky. Holmes said, Watson, look up. What do you see? Well, I see thousands of stars. And what does that mean to you? Well, I guess it means we will have another nice day tomorrow
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Honest？ 诚实吗？ Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. My name is Billy. What's yours? asked the first boy. Tommy, replied the second. My Daddy's an accountant. What does your Daddy do fo
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A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive, blond, female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it,looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into her house. A little later she came out of
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A penny-pinching farmer didn't want his hired hand to stop working. One morning, he told the farmhand, It's such a nuisance to come in from the field,, wash up for lunch and take time to eat. Why don't we save time and eat lunch now?The hired man agr
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The Stray Dogs Five stray dogs were roaming about looking for something to eat when they came to a deep river．On the river bed they could see a bag full of bones that someone had thrown away． The bones looked very good and the dogs sat on the ban
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A father was at the beach with his children when the four-year-old sonran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore, where a seagull lay dead in the sand. Daddy, what happened to him? the son asked. He died and went to Heaven, the dad rep
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Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured （自信的）princess happened upon （偶然碰见）a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess, I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch （巫婆） put a spell （符咒）on
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Mrs. Duck and Mr. RabbitMr. Rabbit said to Mrs. Duck, Come and work with me and you will get more money than you have ever had before. Mrs. Duck said, I will come.So Mrs. Duck worked with Mr. Rabbit. After some time Mrs. Duck said to Mr. Rabbit, I wa
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The White Duck The little white duck was sleeping under a tree in a wood. There were some nuts on the tree. While Mrs. Duck was sleeping, one of the nuts fell off the tree and hit her on the head. Mrs. Duck woke up very afraid. Oh! she said. Somebody
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Pig and Pepper When Alice was not too big to go through the door, she went up to it. The house was very noisy in- side. There's no bell, she told herself, and nobody would hear a bell. There's too much noise.She opened the door and went in. She wante
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Many ages had passed since the phoenix had been seen in the World．At last he again appeared lmmediately all the different kinds of animals，both birds and beasts，flocked around him．Astonished at his beauty，they stared and admired，and broke
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There was a Mirror of Truth that if you stood in front of it and told a lie it would suck you into it never to be seen again. A very ugly man stood in front of it at declared.. Mirror of Truth.. I think I'm the handsomest man alive and...Swoooop! he
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A woman answered her front door and found two boys holding a list. Lady, one of them explained, we are on a treasure hunt, and we need three grains of wheat, a pork-chop bone and a piece of used carbon paper to earn a dollar. Wow, the woman replied,
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A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the windo
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Beer for washing hair 啤酒是洗头用的 Two nuns were shopping and happened to be passing the beer store. One asks the other if she would like a beer. The other nun answered that would be good, but that she would be queasy about purchasing it. Th
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My husband and I are both writers. During dinner conversations, we often tell our children about our working days. It wasn't clear how much they absorbed until one day I overheard my seven-year- old, Lucy, cry out in frustration at her five-year-old
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A young doctor was just setting up his first office when his secretary told him there was a man to see him. The doctor wanted to make a good first impression by having the man think he was successful and very busy. He told his secretary to show the m
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Be good for nothing A little boy says to his mother,
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