A Coke and a Smile I know now that the man who sat with me on the old wooden stairs that hot summer night over thirty-five years ago was not a tall man. But to a five-year-old, he was a giant. We sat side by side, watching the sun go down behind the

发表于:2019-01-17 / 阅读(74) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

A girl and a boy were on a motorcycle, speeding through the night. they loved each other a lot. Girl: Slow down a little. I'm scared. Boy: No, it's so fun. Girl: Please it's so scary. Boy: then say that you love me. Girl: Fine. I love y

发表于:2019-01-17 / 阅读(72) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

Harry had a bit of a drinking problem. Every night, after dinner, he took off for the local watering hole. He spent the whole evening there, and arrived home, well inebriated, around midnight each night. He always had trouble getting his key into the

发表于:2019-01-16 / 阅读(83) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

Little Suzie was in her bedroom when her younger brother knocked on the door. Hey! Let me in, he shouted. I can't let you in because I'm in my nightgown(女睡衣) and mama says it isn't right for little boys to see little girls in their nightgowns

发表于:2019-01-16 / 阅读(66) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

After the French had left Moscow,two peasants went out to search for treasures.One was wise,the other stupid.They went together to the burnt part of the city,and found some scorched wool.They said:That will be useful at home. They gat

发表于:2019-01-16 / 阅读(111) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road when all of a sudden the bus ran off the road and crashedinto a tree in an old farmer's field. The old farmer after seeing what happened went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a l

发表于:2019-01-16 / 阅读(141) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

A furious father destroyed his daughter's car after catching her in it with a boy. 在追到自己的女儿和一个男孩儿驾驶的汽车后,一名暴怒的父亲竟然砸毁了该汽车。 Mike Card used a large digger to wreck the Audi A4 afte

发表于:2019-01-16 / 阅读(55) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

A Chinese woman who noticed two sizable lumps growing on her stomach was shocked to find out that they were her 'breasts.' 一名中国女性前不久发现自己的腹部长了两个肿块,但当她发现这一肿块居然是自己的胸时震惊了

发表于:2019-01-16 / 阅读(252) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

Xue Tan took singing lessons from Qin Qing,a famous singer inthe state of Qin.Before learning all that Qing had to teach him,Xue claimed that he had mastered all of Qing's skills and asked to leave.Qing did not try to stop him but gave a fare

发表于:2019-01-16 / 阅读(84) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

1.Stop Stressing So Much 1.不要总是按压你的皮肤 High levels of stress is as bad for your skin as being out in the sun without sufficient sun protection. Stress not only causes hormonal changes in both men and women, it may also affect your

发表于:2019-01-16 / 阅读(68) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

Almost all animals with a spine yawn.Penguins do it as a mating ritual,snakes do it to realign their jaws after a meal and guinea pigs do it to display anger,So why exactly do humans yawn?And is yawning actually contagious? 几乎所有的有脊椎动物

发表于:2019-01-16 / 阅读(80) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

E. Ed had edited it. F. Flash message! Flee from fog to fight flu fast. Fred fed Ted bread, and Ted fed Fred bread. Freshly fried fresh flesh. Freshly-fried flying fish. Friendly Frank flips fine flap

发表于:2019-01-16 / 阅读(124) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

S. Sam's shop stocks short spotted socks. Sarah sitting in her sitting room, all she does is sits and shifts, all she does is sits and shifts. Say this sharply, say this sweetly, Say this shortly, say

发表于:2019-01-16 / 阅读(99) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

O. Of all the felt I ever felt, I never felt a piece of felt which felt as fine as that felt felt, when first I felt that felt hat's felt. Old oily Ollie oils old oily autos. Once upon a barren moor t

发表于:2019-01-16 / 阅读(87) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

J. Just think, that sphinx has a sphincter that stinks! K. Knapsack straps. Knife and a fork, bottle and a cork, that is the way you spell New York. L. Lily ladles little Letty's lentil soup. Listen t

发表于:2019-01-16 / 阅读(93) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

I. I am not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's mate. I am only plucking pheasants 'cause the pheasant plucker's running late. I cannot bear to see a bear bear down upon a hare. When bare

发表于:2019-01-16 / 阅读(84) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

发表于:2019-01-16 / 阅读(95) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

对于多数中国人来说,学习英语遇到的第一个发音问题是感觉断句不到位,即便背的很熟的一段话,让人听着也觉得有点“结巴”,那么有什么办法可以解

发表于:2019-01-16 / 阅读(110) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

Betty and Bob brought back blue balloons from the big bazaar. Betty beat a bit of butter to make a better batter. Betty better butter Brad's bread. Black bugs' blood. Brad's big black bath brush broke

发表于:2019-01-16 / 阅读(80) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

The California blonde was thinking of taking a vacation to Hawaii. She wondered how long the flight was, so she called Hawaiian Airlines for some information. The busy Hawaiian Airline reservation lady answered and the blonde said: Could you tell me

发表于:2019-01-11 / 阅读(79) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语