Indecent Exposure

A woman was walking down the street with her blouse openand her right breast hanging out. A cop was approachingfrom about a block away, thinking to himself, Boy, myeyes must be going. It looks like that woman is hangingout of her blouse. But, as he g

发表于:2019-01-31 / 阅读(99) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

Speech-recognition software

At a recent Sacramento PC User's Group meeting, a company was demonstratingits latest speech-recognition software. A representative from the company was just about ready to start the demonstration and asked everyone in the room to quiet down. Just th

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More Polite

A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite. The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat man knew he was the more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat,

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An Expensive Head

In the ancient times there was a king who wanted to find a swift horse that could cover a thousand 1i（half a kilometre）in one day and he was willing to pay one thousand pieces of gold for it．But for three years he was unsuccessful．A eunuch sa

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She Is Left-handed

A married couple, both avid golfers, were discussing the future one night. Honey, the wife said, if I were to die and you were to remarry, would you two live in this house?I suppose so-it's paid for.How about our car? continued the woman. Would the t

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肯尼迪遇刺50周年时的达拉斯

After John F Kennedy was murdered on November 22 1963, Dallas became known as the city of hate. Its citizens were charged with creating a fervid rightist atmosphere in which Lee Harvey Oswald felt moved to shoot the president. Mike Rawlings, the city

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The Goose

The pure white feathers of a goose put even the newly-fallen snow to blush．Proud of this dazzling gift of nature，she considered herself intended for a swan，rather than for that which she was．Accordingly，separating herself from her companion

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The Goose that laid the Gold Eggs

The Goose that laid the Gold EggsA farmer and his wife once had a goose that laid a solid gold egg every day．Each evening they settled it securely in its pen in the corner of their kitchen with a bowl of the best corn and a saucer of freshwater Eac

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Buying Shoes

A man of the state of Zheng wanted to buy a pair of shoes．He measured his feet and put the measurement on a chair．When he set out for the market he forgot to bring it along．It was after he had found the pair he wanted that this occurred to him．

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The Goat-Calf

The Goat-Calf Once a Leopard and a Jackal came to a village. The Leopard caught a goat, and the Jackal caught a cow. They brought the goat and the cow back. The Leopard put the goat in his field, and the Jackal put the cow in his field. The Leopard w

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The Wolf and the Seven Little Goats

There was once an old goat who had seven little ones, and was as fond of them as ever mother was of her children. One day she had to go into the wood to fetch food for them, so she called them all round her. Dear children, said she, I am going out in

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The changing Boots

There was a little boy in Kindergarten. He cried, so the teacher asked him what was wrong. He sobbed, I can't find my boots.The teacher looked around the classroom and saw a pair of boots, Are these yours?No, they're not mine, the boy shook his head.

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美第一夫人调侃总统笑话连篇

InthemiddleoftellingajokethatmostattheannualWhiteHouseCorrespondentsAssociationdinnerhadheardbefore,presidentBushwasinterruptedbytheFirstLadyLauraBush. 布什总统在白宫记者协会年度晚宴的讲

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Hoppy the Kangaroo

Hoppy the little kangaroo was out for a walk with his mother．Mummy，I'm cold，he said suddenly．Then you must jump into my pouch at once，said his mother．Where is Hoppy？asked everyone when they got back home．He felt cold．He's gone insid

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Prevention Is Better Than Cure

A man visited his friend's house and saw that his kitchen range had a very straight chimney by the side of which was stacked a lot of firewood．The visitor said to his host，You ought to make the chimney crooked and move the firewood far away from

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An Example to Follow

As Zengzi's wife set off for the market，her little son followed her crying．Go home．she said to the boy，When I come back，I'll kill the pig for you to eat． When she got back from the market Zengzi wanted to catch the pig and kill it．His w

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An Example of Tragedy

Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a tragedy. One little boy stands up and offers, If my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came along and kille

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In the Opposite Direction

The king of the state of Wei had the intention of attacking Handan，the capital of the state of Yue．Ji Liang，a minister of the state of Wei，heard of this and broke off his journey to return to the state of Wei．He went to see the king before

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An Urgent Standby Passenger

While in Korea, Gov. Mike Smith of Utah was relaxing in the VIP lounge the Seoul airport, awaiting his flight to Japan. At the same moment , his press secretary, Jenny Varela, was being told at the ticket counter that she had no ticket. After insisti

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迈克尔•乔丹打赢中国商标案

Chinas top court has ruled that Michael Jordan has rights over the Chinese translation of his surname, cancelling several trademarks that a local sports company registered to market products from swimsuits to soy milk. 中国最高法院裁定迈克尔

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