MIAMI -- Not everyone enjoyed Beyoncs performance at the Super Bowl. Some police unions are calling on officers to boycott her concerts -- over what they say is a dangerous message. 迈阿密不是每个人都喜欢碧昂斯在美国超级碗中的表演
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Einstein and God 爱因斯坦与上帝 Einstein climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asks the Lord...God, what does a million years mean to you? The Lord replies, A minute. Einstein asks, And what does a m
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第五法、英语“卡壳”之无厘头解决法 周奔驰在英语角最尴尬的事情是：自己在向美眉表达@#0的过程中，时常由于不知道某个单词或短语而突然“卡壳”
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The Disobedient Donkey There was once a donkey who never did what he was told to．If his master wanted him to go to right he pulled to left．If his master wanted him to go to left he pulled to right．In fact he always wanted to do exactly the oppo
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The Donkey and the Statue A donkey was once chosen to carry a holy statue through the town．Crowds of people came from all over the countryside to see the procession．They lined both sides of the street，pushing and jostling to get nearer to the f
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The Donkey Who Sinned Once a Lion and a Leopard and a Dog and a Donkey were sitting in a field. The sun was hot; there was no rain; there was no water in the river; the fields were dusty, and there was no food. The Lion said, Why is everything so bad
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A donkey once found a lion's skin．He dressed himself up in it and began to run about in the village，frightening everyone he met．Men，women，animals and chickens all fled away as fast as they could．Hee－haw． laughed the donkey．This is b
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A 67-year-old man has been unable to claim inheritance of his grandparents' apartment because he can't prove they're dead. 近日，一名67岁的老汉无法继承其祖父母的房产，因为他无法证明他们已经死亡。 Xu Yiqing said the
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If only I could fly，sighed a tortoise one day，looking up at thebirds whirling and gliding far above him．what a different person I would be．It's just a question of getting off the ground．If I could get high enough in the air I could soar as
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The hare was always laughing at the tortoise because he walked so slowly．I really don't know why you bother to go at all．she sneered！By the time you get there it will all be over whatever it is． The tortoise laughed．I may be slow，he said，
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One cold，frosty day in the middle of winter a colony of ants was busy drying out some grains of corn which had grown damp during the wet autumn weather．A grasshopper，half dead with cold and hunger，came up to one of the ants．Please give me a
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An ant once leaned too far over the edge of a fountain and fell in-to the water．A dove was watching from a tree nearby．She saw that the ant could not swim so she plucked off a leaf and threw it down to him．He managed to scramble onto it and in
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A man was sailing in a small boat，and dropped a precious pearl into the sea accidentally．When the man had returned to land，he took a pail，and began to scoop up the water and pour it on the shore．For three days he scooped and poured unwearie
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A man from the state of Chu wanted to sell a precious pearl in the state of Zheng．He made a casket for the pearl out of the wood from a magnolia tree，which he fumigated with fragrant osmanthus and spices．He studded the casket with pearls and ja
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Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad, and is told to meet the inspector at the signal box. The inspector decides to give Tom a pop quiz, asking, What would you do if you realized that two trains were heading towards each ot
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Yang Zhu，a famous philosopher，had a younger brother named Yang Bu，who went out dressed in white one day．It began to rain so Yang Bu took off his white clothes and returned home dressed in black．His dog，failing to recognize him，rushed fo
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What Grade Kristin,, my 17-year-old niece, had just gotten her driver's license and offered to take her mom's car to the gas station. She pulled up to the full-service pumps, and the attendant asked, What grade, miss?Eleventh! Kristin replied. Notes:
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