趣味英语：这些问题你想过吗

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? 为什么太阳能把头发晒浅，却能把皮肤晒黑？ Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? 为裁磁?吮兆抛炀筒荒苌辖

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英语中有趣的双关语

所谓pun，通常是指利用一个单词的两个含义，或者利用两个特定的单词，达到“一语双关”的目的。比如下面第一句话，其中的grave有两个含义，一个是“

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我的狗不识字

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它们是从美国直接带来的

Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the c

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给我那个打赢的

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把账单给我父亲

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爷爷！你用的谁的脑袋？

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UGLY BABY

A middle-aged couple, with two beautiful daughters, decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. Soon, the wife became pregnant, and, nine months later, delivered a baby boy. The joyfu

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For the Dog－喂狗

For the Dog The family seated in a restaurant had finished their dinner when Father Called over the waiter.

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他真是一个大人物

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英语绕口令集锦：T

T. Thank the other three brothers of their father's mother's brother's side. The blue bluebird blinks. The cat catchers can't catch caught cats. The crow flew over the river with a lump of raw liver.

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英语绕口令集锦：U-Z

U. Unique New York. Urgent detergent! W. We surely shall see the sun shine soon. Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches? While we were walking, we were watching window washers wash Washington's win

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幽默世界 HUMOUR（4）

I don't know her A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench, passionately kissing.

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幽默世界 HUMOUR（3）

Millionaire CEO:

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幽默世界 HUMOUR（2）

Imitation A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach.

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幽默世界 HUMOUR（1）

Part-time Job When my son was a hign-school sophomore, he got a part-time job sacking groceries at a supermarket. He came home all smiles.

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孔子印名片

得知国际汉学研讨会邀请自己到美国赴会作专题演讲，孔子很高兴。为了能和国际接轨，老先生决定印盒 名片。 文具店老板说：“您老的名片要有英汉双

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爆笑英文版三字经(儿童不宜)

人之初：At the begining of life. 性本善：Sex is good. 性相近：Basically,all the sex are same. 习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it. 苟不教：If you do not practise all th

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有“性趣”的英语（2）

把套套放在自己的车里是多么的重要啊 always keep your condoms in your car I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents

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[爆笑一刻]环球小姐形容男性性器官

miss universe's last question 环球小姐最后一题 question: ms america, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问：美国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 ms america: wel

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