Mr. Rabbit Kills a Wolf One day all the beasts of the forest came to one place. All the big beasts came, and all the little beasts came. There were horses and cows and rabbits and foxes and ducks and mice and birds, and all the other living things. T
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The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove thatthey are the best at apprehending criminals. The Presidentdecides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into aforest and has each of them try to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place anim
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Mr. Rabbit and Mr. WolfOne day Mr. Rabbit was walking near the hill; he heard someone crying out, Help! Help! He looked this way and that way, and he saw poor Mr. Wolf. A great stone had fallen on Mr. Wolf's back, and he could not get up. He cried, M
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My infant daughter began crying as I drove home from the store, and since she was harnessed to her safety seat in the back, I couldn't console her. Stopping for a red light, I turned around and waved my hands, calling her name to distract her. I gave
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Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothedcold cream on her face. Why do you do that mommy? he asked. To make myself beautiful, said his mother, who then beganremoving the cream with a tissue. What's the matter? asked Little Johnny. Gi
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1. Two Birds Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Studen
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美国家庭中的电话机一般都有留言提示功能，也就是当外人打入电话时，如果主人不在家，电话没人接，电话机会自动播送一段提示，内容通常是：抱歉，
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1、Two doctors and an HMO manager die and line up together at the Pearly Gates. One doctor steps forward and tells St. Peter,
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How to reject a man GG：Can I buy you a drink? MM：Actually I'd rather have the money. GG：Can I have your name? MM：Why? Don't you already have one? GG：I'm a photographer. I've been looking for
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Brain tests at the age of three appear to predict a child's future chance of success in life, say researchers. 研究人员于日前表示，三岁时的大脑测试似乎预示着一个孩子未来在生活中获得成功的机会。 Low cognitive t
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A first grade teacher was having trouble with one ofher students. One day she asked Johnny what his problem was. He replied, I'm too smart for the first grade, my sister is in the third grade and I'm smarter than her . The teacher took him to the pri
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Talking clock 会说话的钟 While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. What is the big brass gong and hammer for? one of his friends asked. That is the talking clock, the man replied. How's i
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At 2 a. m, Mrs. Culkin was convinced that she had heard a prowler in the living, room. Tiptoe down-stairs, she told her husband. Don' t turn on the lights. Sneak up him before he knows what's happeningDutifully Mr. Culkin put on his robe. Just as he
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A man was walking along the beach and found a bottle. He looked around and didn't see anyone so he opened it. A genie (妖怪）appeared and thanked the man for letting him out. The genie said, For your kindness I will grant you a wish,but only one -
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A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card; it said Rest in Peace. The owner was angry and called the florist to complain. After
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A schoolboy stole a book from one of his school-fellows，and brought it home to his mother．Instead of chastising him，she rather encouraged him in the deed．As time went by the boy，now grown up into a man，began to steal things of greater val
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A thief coming to steal from a house wanted to stop the barking of a dog by throwing a loaf of bread to him．Away with you！said the dog，I had my suspicions of you before，but this excess of civility assures me that you are a rogue． A bribe in
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