Man and Woman

Smart(精明的) man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb(愚蠢的) woman = pregnancy(怀孕) Dumb man + smart woman = affair Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage Smart boss + smart employee = profit

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The Bees and the Wasp

Some bees once built a fine honeycomb in a hollow tree-trunk．Now there are two kinds of bees in a hive：worker bees，who gather pollen and make honey all their lives，and drones，who lie lazily in the hive all day long doing nothing．It happen

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Grandpa and Granddaughter

Grandpa and granddaughter were sitting talking when she asked, Did Godmake you, Grandpa?Yes, God made me, the grandfather answered. A few minutes later, the little girl asked him, Did God make me too?Yes, He did, the older man answered. For a few min

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【老外的幽默】Air China

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What Will Be the Headline

When a man in Macon, Ga. , came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and throttled it with his two hands. A reporter saw the incident, congratulated the man and told him the headline the following day would read, Local

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Before and After You fall in love

BEFORE - You take my breath away AFTER - I feel like I'm suffocating(窒息) BEFORE - Twice a night AFTER - Twice a month BEFORE - She says she loves the way I take control of a situation AFTER - She

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Joke English 第三期

笑话原文 Nerd Bike A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle. The first nerd was stunned and asked,

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It's Not That

It's Not That May I borrow your record player tonight? a man asked his neighbor. Sure. Do you want to listen to some music? No, he answered. Tonight I want to have some peace and quiet.

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Waiting Room 候诊室

Waiting Room 候诊室 There were three fathers to be in a hospital waiting room, waiting for their babies to be born. The first nurse comes out and tells the first father, Congratulations you're the father of twins! He says, Great! I am the manager

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泰勒高调宣布支持凯莎，为其资助25000美元

Kesha just gained another major supporter in her current legal battles against her producer Dr. Luke: Taylor Swift. 目前，在凯莎和他的制作人卢克博士的法律斗争中，她又获得了一个重要的支持者：泰勒斯威夫特。 I

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约会

When the young waitress in the café in Tom's building started waving hello everyday. Tom was flattered, for she was at least 15 years younger than he. One day she waved and beckoned to Tom again. Whe

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谢谢医生

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The Pot Calling the Kettle Black

The Pot Calling the Kettle Black I have spent a lot of time and effort，stated King Hui of the state of Liang，on governing my country．When there is a bad harvest in Henei，north of the Yellow River，I evacuate the people there to Hedong，east

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Chocolate Chip Cookies

An elderly man was at home, dying in bed. He smelled the aroma of his favourite chocolate chip cookies baking. He wanted one last cookie before he died. He fell out of bed, crawled to the landing, rolled down the stairs, and crawled into the kitchen

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To Sell a Horse

A man wanted to sell a very fine horse．He stood in the market with his horse for three mornings but no one noticed that his horse was an exceptionally good one．He went to see Bo Le，who was well-known for his ability to judge horses．Sir，I ha

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What size?

A man walked into a dress shop and told the clerk he wanted to buy a surprise formal evening gown (礼服, 睡袍)for his wife. What size? asked the clerk. The man shrugged blankly. Trying to help, the clerk inquired, Well then, what are your wife's

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Some Humors Between Teachers and Students

1) TEACHER: How old were you on your last birthday? STUDENT: Seven. TEACHER: How old will you be on your next birthday? STUDENT: Nine. TEACHER: That's impossible. STUDENT: No, it isn't, Teacher. I'm e

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对“年轻者”的忠告

Advice for

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女儿今天只打了半小时电话

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朋友和钱Money & Friends

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