时间:2019-01-06 作者:英语课 分类:趣味英语


英语课

Waiting Room 候诊室


There were three fathers to be in a hospital waiting room, waiting for their babies to be born. The first nurse comes out and tells the first father, "Congratulations 1 you're the father of twins!" He says, “Great! I am the manager for the Minnesota Twins.” The second nurse comes out and tells the second father, "Congratulations you're the father of triplets”! He says, "That's cool! I work for 3M." The third father opens the window and jumps out. The third nurse comes out, and asks, “Where's the third father?"  One of the other fathers said, "Oh he jumped out the window.” The nurse asks, "Why?"  He replied, "He works 2 for Seven Up!"


三位父亲在候诊室等候孩子的出生。第一个护士出来对第一位父亲说:“恭喜,你是一对双胞胎的父亲了!”父亲说:“太棒了,我正好是明尼苏达兄弟公司的经理。”第二个护士出来对第二位父亲说:“恭喜,你的孩子是三胞胎!”父亲说:“太好了,我正好是在3M公司工作。”第三位父亲打开窗户跳出去了。这时第三个护士出来了,问:“第三位父亲去哪了?”另外两个父亲其中的一个说:“噢他从窗户跳出去了。”护士问:“为什么呢?”“他在7Up公司上班。”

 



n.祝贺;贺词;祝词
  • I send you my warmest congratulations on your success. 我对你的成功致以最热烈的祝贺。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • Please give her my congratulations when you see her. 见到她时请转达我的祝贺。 来自《简明英汉词典》
n.作品,著作;工厂,活动部件,机件
  • We expect writers to produce more and better works.我们期望作家们写出更多更好的作品。
  • The novel is regarded as one of the classic works.这篇小说被公认为是最优秀的作品之一。
标签: Waiting Room
学英语单词
academic probation
acid-fast microorganism
anti-oxidizing
Atomic Veterans
Bisuc
blind-eye
body diagnosis
British double summer time
C. C. R.
canalis haemalis
capacitive impedance
class of worker
coefficient of exchange
colloidal coefficient
connectionists
contra-glance
ctenoid scale
cut out to be
divert from
dwell times
eckhoff
electromechanical chopper
endogamous group
ferial day
flood control by reservoir regulation
flow scheme
follower stud and unt
gearing up
generating plate
gorze
Graceni
grilling me
hemp comb
historic site archaeology
hole-base system of fit
homogeneous alignment
HUSPA
huylo
Hyeloril
Indian robin
infracapitular rostrum
inhomogeneous magnetic field mass spectrometer
Inter-American Juridical Committee
iodhydrin
it-on
jockey cap
Komarikha
Laudacon
lays up
lilac-coloureds
Lirianthe henryi
loctal socket
machine water
magnoferrite
main-top gallant mast
mannitose
margari
Maxwell Bank
megasociety
menstruate
minimax utility
multiple-film
narker
negative tank inboard vent
negozio giuridico
new mercantilism
over-growth
peopie
phlogocyte
poq
position transducer
posterior respiratory process
primary trisomy
railless tram
recovery function
register select multiplexer
residue system
Saxifraga sheqilaensis
Schweizer-Reneke
shippound
shiverer mouse
sinking crown
sinu-atrial
sodium thorium phosphate
spa-goer
space aeronautics
spin component
stair rail
storm eddy
string method treatment
subsidiary dam
terzaghi consolidation theory
think tank
three phase bridge
tide type
time-lag process
train stop territory
Triangulum Nebula
varg
velar statocyst
water pressure
windproof adhesive for artificial fur