老友记精校版第1季 第4期:莫妮卡的新室友(4)

 　　Chandler: Yes, and we're very excited about it.

　　是呀，而且我们为此非常兴奋。
　　Rachel: Well actually thanks, but I think I'm just gonna hang out here tonight. It's been kinda a long day.
　　谢谢了，不过我想今晚还是待在这里吧。今天可真是漫长（不好过）。
　　Ross: Oh, sure.
　　是呀，没问题。
　　Joey: Hey Pheebs, you wanna help?
　　嘿，Pheebs，你想来帮忙吗？
　　Phoebe: Oh, I wish I could, but I don't want to.
　　哦，我希望我可以去，但我不想去。
　　Phoebe: Love is sweet as summer showers Love is a wondrous 1 work of art. But your love Oh, your love, your love...is like a giant pigeon, crapping on my heart, Lalalalala.
　　爱情就像夏日冲凉一样甜美，爱情是无以伦比的艺术品。但是你的爱呀，你的爱，你的爱就像一只巨大的鸽子，在我心中排泄。
　　Ross: I'm supposed to attach a brackety thing to the side things, using a bunch of these little worm guys.
　　我应该用这些螺杆把支架固定在侧面。
　　Ross: I have no brackety thing. I see no worm guys whatsoever 2...and I cannot feel my legs.
　　我没有支架，没有看到螺杆什么的而且，我的腿麻了。
　　Joey: I think we've got a bookcase here.
　　我想我们弄好书架了。
　　Chandler: It's beautiful thing.
　　看起来不错。
　　Joey: What's this?
　　那是什么？
　　Chandler: I would have to say that is an Lshaped bracket.
　　这是什么？我会说那是个L型支架。
　　Joey: Which goes where?
　　它应该安在哪里？
　　Chandler: I have no idea.
　　我完全没有想法。
　　Joey: Done with the bookcase.
　　搞定书架了！
　　Chandler: All finished.
　　完工了！
　　Ross: This was Carol's favorite beer.
　　这是卡箩最喜欢的啤酒。
　　She always drank it out of the can, I should have known.
　　她总是对着罐子喝，我本该知道的（她是女同）。
　　Joey: You're gonna start with that stuff, we're outta here.
　　你要是再开始那些话，我们就走了。
　　Chandler: Yeah, please don't spoil all this fun.
　　就是，不要破坏所有这些乐趣。
　　Joey: Ross, let me ask you a question.
　　问你一个问题。
　　Joey: She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV. What did you get?
　　她得到家具，音响，好电视，你得到了什么？
　　Ross: You guys.
　　你们呀。
　　Chandler: Oh, God!
　　天呀。
　　Joey: You got screwed.
　　你被坑了。
　　Chandler: Oh, my God!
　　哦，我的天啊！
　　Monica: Oh, my God.
　　哦，我的老天！
　　Paul: I know. I know. I'm such an idiot.
　　我知道，我知道，我真是个笨蛋。
　　Paul: I guess I should have caught on when she started going to the dentist four and five times a week.
　　当她一礼拜见四五次牙医的时候，我本该察觉到的。
　　Paul: I mean, how clean can teeth get?
　　我的意思是，牙齿能多干净呀？
　　Monica: My brother's going through that right now, he's such a mess. How did you get through it?
　　我哥哥正在经历这种事呢，他糟透了。你是怎么熬过来的？
　　Paul: I might try accidentally breaking something valuable of hers. Say her Leg?
　　我可能会试着砸烂她的一些贵重的东西。比如她的 腿？
　　Paul: That's one way of doing it! Me, I I went for the watch.
　　那是一种方式！我的话，我 砸了她的表。
　　Monica: You actually broke her watch? Wow! The worst thing I ever did was, II shredded 3 my old boyfriend's favorite bath towel.
　　你真的砸了她的手表？哇哦！我做过的最过分的事情只是剪碎了男朋友最喜欢的浴巾。
　　Paul: Oh, steer 4 clear of you.
　　得离你远点。
　　Monica: That's right.
　　没错。
　　Rachel: Barry, I'm sorry. I am so sorry.
　　巴里，对不起，真的对不起。
　　Rachel: I know you probably think that this is all about what I said the other night about you making love with your socks on, but it isn't...It's about me. And I just
　　我知道你可能认为这都是跟那晚我对你说你穿袜子做爱有关，但不是的，这都是我的问题，我只是