老友记精校版第1季 第3期:莫妮卡的新室友(3)

 　　Ross: You can see where he'd have trouble.

　　你能发现他哪里出了问题。
　　Rachel: Look, Daddy, it's my life. Well, maybe I'll just stay here with Monica.
　　爸爸，这是我的生活。也许我可以和莫妮卡住在一起。
　　Monica: Well, I guess we've established who's staying here with Monica...
　　额，我想我们都确定了谁和Monica住这里了
　　Rachel: Well, maybe that's my decision. Well, maybe I don't need your money. Wait! I said maybe!
　　也许那是我的决定，呵，也许我不需要你的钱。等等！我是说也许！
　　Monica: Just breathe, breathe...that's it. Just try to think of nice calm things.
　　呼吸，呼吸，就这样。只想着一些让你镇定的好东西。
　　Phoebe: Raindrops on roses And whiskers on kittens. Doorbells and sleigh bells. And something with mittens 1 La la la something. And noodles with string...
　　玫瑰上的雨滴，还有猫的胡须，门铃和雪橇铃还有手套。啦啦啦，还有一些面条
　　Rachel: I'm all better now.
　　我现在好多了。
　　Phoebe: I helped.
　　我帮上忙啦！
　　Monica: Okay, look, this is probably for the best, y'know?
　　听着，这或许是最好的结果，知道吗？
　　Monica: Independence. Taking control of your life. The whole, 'hat' thing.
　　独立了，把握自己的生活。就像你说的"帽子"的事情。
　　Joey: And hey, you need anything, you can always come to Joey.
　　还有，你还需要什么，你随时可以来找乔伊。
　　Joey: Me and Chandler live right across the hall. And He's away a lot.
　　我和钱德就住在对面。而且他经常不在。
　　Monica: Joey, Stop hitting on her! It's her wedding day.
　　乔伊，不要勾引她了！今天是她结婚的日子！
　　Joey: What, like there's a rule or something?
　　怎么啦，好像这还有什么规定吗？
　　Chandler: I got it. Please don't do that again. It's a horrible 2 sound.
　　我来。请不要再这么干了，这是很难听的声音。
　　uh, It's, it's Paul.
　　额，我是，我是保罗。
　　Monica: Oh, God, is it 6:30? Buzz 3 him in.
　　噢，天呐，到6:30了吗？让他进来！
　　Joey: Who's Paul?
　　谁是保罗？
　　Ross: Paul, the wine guy? Paul?
　　保罗，调酒师，
　　Monica: Maybe.
　　保罗？也许是吧
　　Joey: Wait a minute. Your 'not a real date' tonight is with Paul the Wine Guy?
　　等等，你今晚的"不是真正约会" 是和调酒师保罗？
　　Ross: He finally asked you out?
　　他终于约你出去啦？
　　Monica: Yes!
　　是的！
　　Chandler: Ooh, this is a Dear Diary moment.
　　噢，这可真是个可以载入日记的时刻。
　　Monica: Rach, wait, I can cancel....
　　瑞秋，等等，我可以取消……
　　Rachel: Ooh God, Please, no, go, that'd be fine!
　　不，天啊，拜托，不用了，你去吧，没什么的！
　　Monica: Ooh, Ross, are you okay? I mean, do you want me to stay?
　　哦，罗斯，你还好吧？我是说，你希望我留下来吗？
　　Ross: That'd be good.
　　那再好不过了
　　Monica: Really?
　　真的？
　　Ross: No, go on! It's Paul, the wine guy!
　　不，去吧！那可是调酒师保罗！
　　Phoebe: What does that mean? Does he sell it, drink it? Or he just complains a lot?
　　那是什么意思？他是卖酒的，喝酒的？还是他总爱抱怨？
　　Monica: Hi, come in! Paul, this is...everybody. Everybody, this is Paul.
　　嗨，进来，保罗，这是大家。各位，这是保罗。
　　Everybody: Hey! Paul! Hi! The Wine Guy! Hey!
　　你好！保罗！嘿！调酒师！嘿！
　　Chandler: I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name. Paul, was it?
　　对不起，我没听清楚你的名字。保罗，是吗？
　　Monica: Okay, ummumm, I'll just I'll be right back, I just gotta go ah, go ah...
　　对，额，我去 我马上就好，我正要去，去，去额
　　Ross: A wandering?
　　闲逛？
　　Monica: Change. Okay, sit down. Two seconds.
　　换衣服！好了，坐会儿。很快就好。
　　Phoebe: Ooh, I just pulled out four eyelashes. That can't be good.
　　噢，我刚拔掉四根睫毛。不是个好兆头。
　　Joey: Hey, Paul! Here's a little tip, she really likes it when you rub 4 her neck in the same spot over and over and over again until it starts to get a little red.
　　你好，保罗！告诉你个小贴士，她很喜欢你在她脖子上同一个地方不停地揉来揉去，直到变红为止。
　　Monica: Shut up, Joey!
　　闭嘴，乔伊！
　　Ross: So Rachel, what're you, uh...what're you up to tonight?
　　那么瑞秋，你今晚，额打算干什么？
　　Rachel: Well, I was kinda supposed to be headed for Aruba on my honeymoon 5, so, nothing.
　　我本来应该到Aruba度蜜月，所以没事做！
　　Ross: Right, you're not even getting your honeymoon.
　　是呀，你都没办法过蜜月。
　　Ross: God. . No, no, although, Aruba, this time of year...
　　天呐，不，不，不过，阿鲁巴岛每年这个时候
　　Ross: Talk about your, big lizards 6.
　　可以谈论下，大蜥蜴。
　　Ross: Anyway, if you don't feel like being alone tonight, Joey and Chandler are coming over to help me put together my new furniture.
　　不管怎样，如果今晚你不想一个人待着的话，乔伊和钱德要过来帮我组装我的新家具。