英语听力：听电影学英语-丑陋事实 08
时间：2018-12-07 作者：英语课 分类：听电影学英语-丑陋事实
英语课
[00:01.22]...then you’ll quit giving me shit and work with me. 你就不能再给我苦头,跟我合作
[00:05.90]You know as well as l do that we could make this show huge. 你知我知,我们可以搞大这节目
[00:09.26]And if it doesn’t work? What do l get? 要是不成功呢?那我得到什么?
[00:13.74]You’re really that confident? 你真这么有自信?
[00:20.10](诊所)
[00:22.30]lt’s been more than 30 seconds. 已经超过三十秒了
[00:32.90]All right, deal. Now what? 好,成交,现在呢?
[00:34.22]Always make an impression. 永远要让人记得你
[00:36.58]-But what about the--? -ln five seconds, he’ll call. Come on. - 那电话怎么… - 五秒之内他会回叩,走吧
[00:37.42]Let’s get a move on. We have work to do. 走吧,我们还有工作要做
[00:41.98]What are you, Nostradamus? 你是算命仙吗?
[00:45.62]Amazing. 真厉害
[00:48.90]Rule number one: never criticize. 第一 永远不要批评
[00:50.50]-Even if it’s constructive 1? -Never. - 就算是有建设性的批评? - 对
[00:52.66]Men are incapable 2 of growth, change or progress. 男人不会成长、改变或进步
[00:56.46]For men, self-improvement ends at toilet training. 对男人来说,会上厕所就很强了
[01:00.54]And rule number two: laugh at whatever he says. 第二 不管他说什么都要笑
[01:03.82]-What if what he says isn’t funny? -That’s irrelevant 3. - 要是他说的不好笑呢? - 那不重要
[01:08.78]-A fake laugh is like a fake orgasm. -A fake orgasm is good? - 假笑就像假高潮 - 假高潮好吗?
[01:12.06]No, but a fake orgasm is better than no orgasm at all. 不好,不过总比没高潮好
[01:12.74]-A fake orgasm is no orgasm. -Only to you. - 假高潮就是没高潮 - 那是对你而言
[01:17.78]You’re not the only person in the room, you know. Let’s not be selfish. 床上不是只有你一个人 别太自私了
[01:21.34]Now, that was perfect. 这就很完美了
[01:25.22]-Real or fake? -You’ll never know. - 真笑还是假笑? - 你永远不会知道
[01:30.46]Rule number three: men are very visual. 第三 男人是视觉动物
[01:32.18]-We have to change your look. -What’s wrong with my look? - 我们要改变你的外表 - 我的外表有何不妥?
[01:35.06]Abby, you’re a very attractive woman, but you are completely inaccessible 4. 艾比,你是个美女 不过你很难以亲近
[01:41.90]You’re all about comfort and efficiency. 你满脑子都是效率
[01:44.18]What’s wrong with comfort? 那样有什么错?
[01:44.98]Well, nothing, except no one wants to fuck it. 没什么,只是这让人没性趣
[01:48.74]-Hello. May l be of assistance? -Yes, you may. - 需要我帮忙吗? - 是的
[01:52.46]We need cocktail 6 dresses... 我们需要小礼服
[01:53.14]...tight jeans and some bras that’ll make my friend’s breasts... 紧身牛仔裤 还要用胸罩让我朋友的奶子…
[01:56.22]-...sit up and say hello. -They’re not saying hello now? - 挺起来说哈罗 - 它们现在没有说哈罗吗?
[02:00.02]-What are they saying? -They’re giving more of a passing nod... - 那它们在说什么? - 它们垂头丧气的
[02:02.98]...rather than an outright 7 greeting. 一点也不起眼
[02:04.78]You know what? Why don’t you try this on? 这样吧,你试试这件
[02:08.02]-l think this would be wonderful. -Now, that is a bra. - 我觉得这件不错 - 这才叫奶罩嘛
[02:13.90]Boobies in this thing say, ’’Put me in your mouth, l taste good.’’ 奶子在里面就像在说… 快把嘴凑上来,我很美味哦
[02:18.46]l’m actually wearing one right now as we speak. 我现在就穿着这一件呢
[02:21.94]Length is very important. 长度很重要
[02:25.34]We need short enough to see some thigh 8, but not so short to see vag. 要短得看到雪白的大腿 却又不能短到露出妹妹
[02:30.82]-Vag says you’re trying too hard. -You think? - 那样意图就太明显了 - 真的?
[02:31.50]Jeans are all about the curvature of the ass 5. 牛仔裤要展现臀部曲线
[02:35.50]You’ve-- Well, you’ve got the raw materials. 这方面你的本钱还不赖
[02:38.34]Now all you need is the proper presentation. 现在你只需要适当的展现
[02:41.38]-Did you just tell me l have a nice ass? -Do you have to be so crass 9? - 你刚说我臀部很好看? - 你都这么迟钝吗?
[02:43.42]Jesus. 天哪《人人听力网www.rrting.com》
[02:45.22]Rule number four: never talk about your problems... 第四 绝对不要谈你的问题
[02:47.70]...because men don’t really listen or care. 因为男人懒得听也不在乎
[02:50.50]-Some men care. -No, some men pretend to care. - 有些男人在乎 - 不,是有些男人假装在乎
[02:51.98]When we ask you how you’re doing, it’s guy code for: 当我们问你好不好,其实是说
[02:56.54]’’Let me stick my dick in your ass.’’ 我的老二想更深入了解你
[02:58.54]Oh, l know you think Colin is above it all, but trust me, he’s a guy. 我知道你认为柯林不会 不过相信我,他是男人
[03:01.22]lf he’s even remotely into you... 只要他对你有一丝丝兴趣
[03:02.42]...he’s probably thought about your orifices at least 1 0 times. 他可能就幻想过 你全身上下的洞至少十次
[03:07.30]l love how you assume all men are as perverse 10 as you are. 我喜欢听你假设 男人都像你一样贱
[03:09.50]Oh, l don’t assume. l know. 我不是假设 我很清楚
[03:11.54]Wait. We need to make one more stop. 等等 我们要再去一个地方
[03:16.86]-Why? l have tons of stuff. -We have to make your hair longer. - 为什么?我买很多东西了 - 你的头发得弄长一点
[03:17.54]Men like something to grab onto other than your ass. 男人爱抓的不只是你的屁股
[03:22.22]My hair is fine. There’s nothing wrong. 我头发很好,没什么问题
[03:24.50]Abby, a ponytail implies that you are either operating heavy machinery 11... 艾比,马尾意味着 你不是操作重机械…
[03:29.34]...or emptying the litter box. 就是负责倒垃圾
[03:29.86]Neither of those things inspires an erection. 这两样都会让男人硬不起来
[03:33.06]Why is it my responsibility to inspire an erection? lsn’t that his job? 硬不硬怎么会该我负责? 这不是他的事吗?
[03:35.34]Shut up. 闭嘴啦
[04:00.74]-Not bad. -l just-- - 不算坏 - 我不想…
[04:03.06]l don’t wanna be perceived as a bimbo. l mean.... 我不想被当成荡妇
[04:07.06]And l don’t want you to be a bimbo. 我也不要你变成荡妇
[04:08.42]You have to be two people: the saint and the sinner. 你必须变成两个人 圣女加浪女
[04:11.82]The librarian and the stripper. 女大生加钢管妹
[04:14.26]On the one hand, you have to push the guy away with a cold indifference 12... 一方面 你得冷淡的拒人于千里之外
[04:18.38]...on the other, you have to be a sexually teasing tornado 13. 另一方面 你得变成性感火辣的金丝猫
[04:25.14]-Now, we have to teach you flirting 15. -l know how to flirt 14. - 现在我要教你打情骂俏 - 我会打情骂俏
[04:27.78]’’Oh, my name’s Abby, and l love reading Tolstoy. 〝我叫艾比,我爱看托尔斯泰
[04:27.90]You know how to flirt? 你会?
[04:30.78]l also love cats, gardening, and romantic picnics.’’ 我也爱猫,还有种花和野餐〞
[04:34.78]l don’t think so. 我可不这么想
[04:37.54]Hey, babe, you wearing any underwear? 帅哥,你有穿内裤吗?
[04:39.14]You know what? l wouldn’t say that, and l wouldn’t grab ass. 我不会这样说话,也不会摸臀
[04:42.42]What’s wrong with a little ass-grabbing? 摸臀有什么不对?
[04:44.58]l mean, what’s it there for if for not me to grab it? 臀部不就是给人摸的?
[04:46.22]You’re just a set of orifices and a pair of teetahs. 女人只是泄欲的工具
[04:47.90]And you are a deeply, deeply disturbed person. 你的精神有严重的问题
[04:54.22]Maybe l’m just a really good student. 也许我是个很好的学生
[04:57.10]-Would you stop doing that? -Doing what? - 不要再弄了好吗? - 弄什么?
1 constructive
adj.建设的，建设性的
- We welcome constructive criticism.我们乐意接受有建设性的批评。
- He is beginning to deal with his anger in a constructive way.他开始用建设性的方法处理自己的怒气。
2 incapable
adj.无能力的，不能做某事的
- He would be incapable of committing such a cruel deed.他不会做出这么残忍的事。
- Computers are incapable of creative thought.计算机不会创造性地思维。
3 irrelevant
adj.不恰当的，无关系的，不相干的
- That is completely irrelevant to the subject under discussion.这跟讨论的主题完全不相关。
- A question about arithmetic is irrelevant in a music lesson.在音乐课上，一个数学的问题是风马牛不相及的。
4 inaccessible
adj.达不到的，难接近的
- This novel seems to me among the most inaccessible.这本书对我来说是最难懂的小说之一。
- The top of Mount Everest is the most inaccessible place in the world.珠穆朗玛峰是世界上最难到达的地方。
5 ass
n.驴；傻瓜，蠢笨的人
- He is not an ass as they make him.他不象大家猜想的那样笨。
- An ass endures his burden but not more than his burden.驴能负重但不能超过它能力所负担的。
6 cocktail
n.鸡尾酒；餐前开胃小吃；混合物
- We invited some foreign friends for a cocktail party.我们邀请了一些外国朋友参加鸡尾酒会。
- At a cocktail party in Hollywood,I was introduced to Charlie Chaplin.在好莱坞的一次鸡尾酒会上，人家把我介绍给查理·卓别林。
7 outright
adv.坦率地；彻底地；立即；adj.无疑的；彻底的
- If you have a complaint you should tell me outright.如果你有不满意的事，你应该直率地对我说。
- You should persuade her to marry you outright.你应该彻底劝服她嫁给你。
8 thigh
n.大腿；股骨
- He is suffering from a strained thigh muscle.他的大腿肌肉拉伤了，疼得很。
- The thigh bone is connected to the hip bone.股骨连着髋骨。
9 crass
adj.愚钝的，粗糙的；彻底的
- The government has behaved with crass insensitivity.该政府行事愚蠢而且麻木不仁。
- I didn't want any part of this silly reception,It was all so crass.我完全不想参加这个无聊的欢迎会，它实在太糟糕了。
10 perverse
adj.刚愎的；坚持错误的，行为反常的
- It would be perverse to stop this healthy trend.阻止这种健康发展的趋势是没有道理的。
- She gets a perverse satisfaction from making other people embarrassed.她有一种不正常的心态，以使别人难堪来取乐。
11 machinery
n.(总称)机械，机器；机构
- Has the machinery been put up ready for the broadcast?广播器材安装完毕了吗？
- Machinery ought to be well maintained all the time.机器应该随时注意维护。
12 indifference
n.不感兴趣，不关心，冷淡，不在乎
- I was disappointed by his indifference more than somewhat.他的漠不关心使我很失望。
- He feigned indifference to criticism of his work.他假装毫不在意别人批评他的作品。
13 tornado
n.飓风，龙卷风
- A tornado whirled into the town last week.龙卷风上周袭击了这座城市。
- The approaching tornado struck awe in our hearts.正在逼近的龙卷风使我们惊恐万分。