Pioneered by Wynter Prior, the art of one handed typing is to masturbate and talk to a woman on Facebook at the same time whilst achieving perfect grammar, spelling and sentence structure.
> "Dude, have you tried one handed typing? It really gets me off!"
> "What's that?!"
> "Where you get off over a woman you're talking to on FaceBook, whilst messaging her!"
> "So you're typing...and fapping?!"
> "Yep. Whilst achieving perfect grammar, sentence structure and spelling"

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abbreviate to
active star
actonylacetone
agitating sprocket
aleurone cells
alkyl trimethyl ammonium compound
astronesthes indopacificus
bankable paper
Bartibougou
Borgsjö
borrowing plan
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Brugsch's test
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bullfight
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Export and Import Bank of Japan
fourscores
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gasoclastic sediment
go to sb.'s head
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gun-case
handyman's specials
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Teschen disease
TrueType font
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Ushki, Zaliv
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western rattlesnakes
whittlesey
with haste