单词：nincumpoop
there is also a shop called nincumsoop in westfield shopping centre and it sucks ass so don't go there secksay.
> Aisha: OMFG. your like the biggest nincumpoop in the history of mankind. GET YOUR SEXY ASS OVER HERE AND GIZZUS A HUMP.
> Alexa: Sure babs.
> Aisha: wooooo sexy temps
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