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G: good morning! N: good morning, Gav! Did you sleep well last night? G: I slept like a baby. I fell asleep right away last night, didn't wake up once, and didn't have nay nightmares! N: that's great news! You look much more relaxed than you did yest

发表于:2018-11-30 / 阅读(265) / 评论(0) 分类 生活英语情景口语

The picnic was over. The Aldens sat looking out over the blue water when the factory whistle blew. Oh, dear, said Benny. Now everyone will go to work and nobody will be at home when Freddy comes. They dont all go to work, said Jessie. By the way, I n

发表于:2018-12-06 / 阅读(267) / 评论(0) 分类 10 Schoolhouse Mystery

PHOEBE ZIMMERMANN: Im Phoebe Zimmermann. STEVE EMBER: And Im Steve Ember with the VOA Special English program PEOPLE IN AMERICA. Today we tell about an unusual man who had many abilities, Richard Buckminster Fuller. (MUSIC) PHOEBE ZIMMERMANN: Buildin

发表于:2018-12-07 / 阅读(190) / 评论(0) 分类 2010年VOA慢速英语(五)月

Prayerful Nuns Produce Heavenly Cheese Every day, at Our Lady of the Angels Monastery in the foothills of Virginia's Blue Ridge Mountains, the 13 resident nuns gather for prayer. Theirs is a simple Christian life of worship and meditation. The sister

发表于:2018-12-08 / 阅读(157) / 评论(0) 分类 VOA标准英语2012年(九月)

New findings from an American space rover on Mars show that much of the planet might have been too salty to sustain life. But scientists are not ruling out the possibility of life altogether, as Sky's Alistair Bunkall reports Of all the planets in t

发表于:2018-12-11 / 阅读(149) / 评论(0) 分类 万花筒2008年

English Joke - Will I Be Able to Play the Piano? A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation. B: Yes, of course. A: Great. I never could before.

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(150) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

English Joke - A Good Dancer A girl and a boy are talking. The girl says, You would be a good dancer except for two things. The boy asks, What are those two things? The girl answers, Your feet.

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(124) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

English Joke - The Second Opinion The doctor to the patient: You are very sick. The patient to the doctor: Can I get a second opinion? The doctor again: Yes, you are very ugly too.

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(126) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

AA: I'm Avi Arditti with Rosanne Skirble, and this week on WORDMASTER: a collection of life stories told in just six words. RS: But first, we have a report on a linguist in Virginia who collects accents from across America, and across the world, and

发表于:2018-12-30 / 阅读(137) / 评论(0) 分类 词汇大师(Wordmaster)

AA: I'm Avi Arditti with Rosanne Skirble, and this week on WORDMASTER: Charles Harrington Elster, author of The Accidents of Style: Good Advice on How Not to Write Badly. RS: It's full of examples, such as this common error. CHARLES ELSTER: What you

发表于:2018-12-30 / 阅读(179) / 评论(0) 分类 词汇大师(Wordmaster)

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发表于:2018-12-30 / 阅读(160) / 评论(0) 分类 单词解析速记

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发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(193) / 评论(0) 分类 白领美丽英文诵典365

I started a joke which started the whole world crying but I didn't see oh no... that the joke was on me oh no... I started to cry which started the whole world laughing oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me I looked at the skies running my ha

发表于:2019-01-06 / 阅读(195) / 评论(0) 分类 美国乡村音乐

1980年Sarah Connor出生在德国的一个小镇上,据说因为是祖父的奥尔良血统,使她14岁便开始在教堂的唱诗班担任演唱,然后又在父母的安排下学习正统的声乐训练,企图成为一名歌剧女演员,还在学校的舞台上出演舞台剧、音乐剧。 似乎当时的Sarah Connor即将走上古典道路,

发表于:2019-01-07 / 阅读(183) / 评论(0) 分类 音乐咖啡厅

Simon, a college grad, always pointed out the errors in his brother Brevyn's emails. When are you going to stop confusing 'its' with 'it's'? he often asked. Brevyn, a high school grad, said that nobody ever noticed anyway. Brevyn knew that Simon was

发表于:2019-01-16 / 阅读(200) / 评论(0) 分类 365个英语简短小故事

BEIJING, Jan. 26 (Xinhua) -- China on Saturday conducted a successful test flight of its first domestically made jumbo airfreighter. The Yun-20, or Transport-20, is a huge, multi-function airfreighter which can perform various long-distance air trans

发表于:2019-01-25 / 阅读(198) / 评论(0) 分类 英语新闻

经典歌曲-我开了个玩笑i started a jok-bee gees *bee gees* i started a joke which started the whole world crying but i didn't see oh no... that the joke was on me oh no... i started to cry which started the whole world laughing oh, if i'd onl

发表于:2019-01-26 / 阅读(223) / 评论(0) 分类 经典英文歌曲

2014年巴西世界杯的吉祥物已经确定为一只的三色犰狳(又称:铠鼠)。犰狳在巴西是濒危动物。此前,巴西世界杯组委会在其国内开展了为吉祥物征名的活动,总共170万人参与了此次活动并从三

发表于:2019-02-05 / 阅读(165) / 评论(0) 分类 英语新闻视频

Charlize: You wont forget that were going over to the Wongs for dinner tomorrow night, will you? Pete: Its etched in my brain . I wont forget. Charlize: It slipped your mind last week that we were meeting Donna at the movies, remember? Pete: I was pr

发表于:2019-02-07 / 阅读(130) / 评论(0) 分类 地道美语播客

How to Tell a Joke Many people shy away from telling jokes because they once told one that fell flat or they are afraid of appearing silly or of offending someone. Jokes are canned humorous stories which are subtly different from personal anecdotes.

发表于:2019-02-07 / 阅读(187) / 评论(0) 分类 阅读空间
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