时间:2019-01-16 作者:英语课 分类:365个英语简短小故事


英语课

Simon, a college grad, always pointed 1 out the errors in his brother Brevyn's emails. "When are you going to stop confusing 'its' with 'it's'?" he often asked. Brevyn, a high school grad, said that nobody ever noticed anyway.


Brevyn knew that Simon was “book smart,” but he didn't think Simon was very “street smart.” Years ago, Simon had bought stereo 2 speakers from a street vendor 3. When he arrived home, he called Brevyn over to help him set up the speakers. Simon was excited because he had gotten the speakers at half price. The brand new speaker boxes said Panasonic, Model No. A-682ST, Made in Japan, etc.


But Simon was disappointed and angry when he discovered that the boxes contained only old magazines. Brevyn was amused. “Did you get a receipt 4?” Brevyn asked. “Did you ask the guy about his return policy? Did he tell you where his 'store' is going to be tomorrow?”


Brevyn visited Simon to show him the new tires he had just put on his Honda Accord 5. While they were talking in Simon's living room, Simon showed Brevyn an air pump he had recently purchased. “If your new tires ever go low, you can pump them up super-fast with this. It pumps air into the tire on the downstroke and the upstroke.”


Brevyn said, “You must be kidding. I’ve never heard of a pump that pumps air on the upstroke.” Brevyn tried out the pump. “There’s no air coming out of here on the upstroke,” he told Simon.


“Of course there is. Read the label on the pump.”


Brevyn read the label. “Ha! Listen to this: ‘High volume air flow on both up and down strokes 6.’ The air ‘flows,’ all right, but it flows in on the upstroke, not out. The label writer tricked you, Mr. English Major. What have you got to say for yourself?”


"Let’s go outside," Simon said. "Maybe I can find a small nail in one of your new tires."


 



adj.尖的,直截了当的
  • He gave me a very sharp pointed pencil.他给我一支削得非常尖的铅笔。
  • She wished to show Mrs.John Dashwood by this pointed invitation to her brother.她想通过对达茨伍德夫人提出直截了当的邀请向她的哥哥表示出来。
adj.有立体视觉的,立体声的;n.固定形象,立体声
  • She had the stereo on at full blast.她把立体声音响开到了最大音量。
  • This program is being broadcast in stereo.这个节目正用立体声播放。
n.卖主;小贩
  • She looked at the vendor who cheated her the other day with distaste.她厌恶地望着那个前几天曾经欺骗过她的小贩。
  • He must inform the vendor immediately.他必须立即通知卖方。
n.收据,收条;收到,接到
  • We are in receipt of your letter of the 10th.我们收到了您十日的来函。
  • I asked for a receipt.我要一张收据。
vt.给予(欢迎、称颂等) vi./n.符合,一致
  • Most people are in accord with their desire for peace.在渴望和平这一点上,大多数人都是一致的。
  • The hearts of our people accord with those of yours.我们两国人民心心相印。
中风; a sudden loss of consciousness resulting when the rupture or occlusion of a blood vessel leads to oxygen lack in the brain.; (游泳或划船的)划( stroke的名词复数 ); 中风; (打、击等的)一下; (成功的)举动
  • Apply the paint thickly in even strokes. 涂颜料要厚,笔画要匀。
  • To improve your tennis strokes you try using a different grip. 为了提高你网球的击球法,你试试用另一种握拍方法。
学英语单词
A.S.W.
absolute permittivity of vacuum
ACAU
account as recorded in a ledger
age-blackened
aggrandise
alumina fibers
alumina minium
analytical model
andis
Antidorcas
balanced reaction rudder
bare one's teeth
belted plaid
biographette
blizzak
bottle-top
businesswoman
car registration
caryomitome
cat walk bridge
catarrhal
cement conveyer
circulatory shock pathology
cold starting ability
conspicuities
converted encoded information type
covelli
cross-index
decompositions
degree of maturation
deused
diethoxy-Q2
digitalate pulse
divergent current
durg fast
duriss
electronic-goods
elephant dugout
end shift frame
eptatretus
equimultiple
f?ng kuan
fare cards
fascism
free-air dose
fuck with him
gabra
gantry crane with electric hoist
giganti
gunnhild
half rear axle
heat equivalent of mechanical work
heat-sensitive sensor
helenvales
hermaphroditic contact
Hoffmann's sign
housing discrimination
hydroglyphus amamiensis
hymen-
ion orbit
janizar
johnny to
lionization
loading warranties
luciferids
MCV
medical department
MHC restriction
money mule
niftic
nonstate economy
notional word
opening moves
oscilloscope display test
partial variation
partly-paid stock
pentimenti
Photinia loriformis
power export
programmable text-editor
protomerite
Pseudorhipsalis
puree
reflagging
relative coefficient value
revenue kilometres
richtuis
royal touch
sale force
scanner program
ship service
shipping memo
somatocysts
stoneflies
Strychnos gaultheriana
taken out on
tetraphylla
Thesiger B.
Verkhneural'sk
vernacle
zero-deflection method