时间:2019-01-16 作者:英语课 分类:365个英语简短小故事


英语课

Simon, a college grad, always pointed 1 out the errors in his brother Brevyn's emails. "When are you going to stop confusing 'its' with 'it's'?" he often asked. Brevyn, a high school grad, said that nobody ever noticed anyway.


Brevyn knew that Simon was “book smart,” but he didn't think Simon was very “street smart.” Years ago, Simon had bought stereo 2 speakers from a street vendor 3. When he arrived home, he called Brevyn over to help him set up the speakers. Simon was excited because he had gotten the speakers at half price. The brand new speaker boxes said Panasonic, Model No. A-682ST, Made in Japan, etc.


But Simon was disappointed and angry when he discovered that the boxes contained only old magazines. Brevyn was amused. “Did you get a receipt 4?” Brevyn asked. “Did you ask the guy about his return policy? Did he tell you where his 'store' is going to be tomorrow?”


Brevyn visited Simon to show him the new tires he had just put on his Honda Accord 5. While they were talking in Simon's living room, Simon showed Brevyn an air pump he had recently purchased. “If your new tires ever go low, you can pump them up super-fast with this. It pumps air into the tire on the downstroke and the upstroke.”


Brevyn said, “You must be kidding. I’ve never heard of a pump that pumps air on the upstroke.” Brevyn tried out the pump. “There’s no air coming out of here on the upstroke,” he told Simon.


“Of course there is. Read the label on the pump.”


Brevyn read the label. “Ha! Listen to this: ‘High volume air flow on both up and down strokes 6.’ The air ‘flows,’ all right, but it flows in on the upstroke, not out. The label writer tricked you, Mr. English Major. What have you got to say for yourself?”


"Let’s go outside," Simon said. "Maybe I can find a small nail in one of your new tires."


 



adj.尖的,直截了当的
  • He gave me a very sharp pointed pencil.他给我一支削得非常尖的铅笔。
  • She wished to show Mrs.John Dashwood by this pointed invitation to her brother.她想通过对达茨伍德夫人提出直截了当的邀请向她的哥哥表示出来。
adj.有立体视觉的,立体声的;n.固定形象,立体声
  • She had the stereo on at full blast.她把立体声音响开到了最大音量。
  • This program is being broadcast in stereo.这个节目正用立体声播放。
n.卖主;小贩
  • She looked at the vendor who cheated her the other day with distaste.她厌恶地望着那个前几天曾经欺骗过她的小贩。
  • He must inform the vendor immediately.他必须立即通知卖方。
n.收据,收条;收到,接到
  • We are in receipt of your letter of the 10th.我们收到了您十日的来函。
  • I asked for a receipt.我要一张收据。
vt.给予(欢迎、称颂等) vi./n.符合,一致
  • Most people are in accord with their desire for peace.在渴望和平这一点上,大多数人都是一致的。
  • The hearts of our people accord with those of yours.我们两国人民心心相印。
中风; a sudden loss of consciousness resulting when the rupture or occlusion of a blood vessel leads to oxygen lack in the brain.; (游泳或划船的)划( stroke的名词复数 ); 中风; (打、击等的)一下; (成功的)举动
  • Apply the paint thickly in even strokes. 涂颜料要厚,笔画要匀。
  • To improve your tennis strokes you try using a different grip. 为了提高你网球的击球法,你试试用另一种握拍方法。
学英语单词
-something
accelerated ag(e)ing
adders
Aldochlor
allochytridium expandens
alloplastic
alternating burst
analytic methodology
aperiodic circuit
Arpitania
atiku
bond line (glue line)
Booden
Brauer group
Breugel family
Bruyères-et-Montbèrault
burst upon the view
CATx.
channel coal
choked gating system
choultry
columnar cash payment journal
cupw
decision on the marine accident
diazobenzene
Dictyotaceae
diffuse transmission density
Directorate of Astronomy and Calendar
disthrone
dogsicle
dosel
drawknifing
epidydimal
Examilia
flagmaker
gripping point
grozes
halteri balancer
high-frequency telemetering system
hoaxees
hordeaceous
hydraulic stepping motor
Ilgner flywheel set
insulin-glucagon system
intensified
iron tube
joint opening
kcbs
knob operated control
kuttarosome
leafbase
linkboy
lunches
Maclear's rat
MEDSERSCOL
menbrane
mortmal
national association of broadcas-ters
non-return-to-zero level
occipitonuchal
old-moneys
orbit revisit problem
order Acarina
osteoplast
out-of-band authentication
parabolic subalgebra
Parnassia scaposa
pentazole
perennial drought
Petroso, Mte.
positive square root
praevia placenta
precable
prepenetration
protection of one's personality
quadrate bone
reciprocatings
rectangular box
rectified arc
revision by deducting
riser tensioners
risk monitoring
rkn
Sartre
second generation process
sedimentation centrifuge
spijkers
star motions
strength reinforcement
subtuberal
synocracy
take sth with a pinch of salt
tectonic stress field
Throssell, L.
touch threshold
tower portal of bridge
unshocking
Volunteer's remorse
vovatine
water purification structure
your foot
zero-sum-game