时间:2019-01-16 作者:英语课 分类:365个英语简短小故事


英语课

Simon, a college grad, always pointed 1 out the errors in his brother Brevyn's emails. "When are you going to stop confusing 'its' with 'it's'?" he often asked. Brevyn, a high school grad, said that nobody ever noticed anyway.


Brevyn knew that Simon was “book smart,” but he didn't think Simon was very “street smart.” Years ago, Simon had bought stereo 2 speakers from a street vendor 3. When he arrived home, he called Brevyn over to help him set up the speakers. Simon was excited because he had gotten the speakers at half price. The brand new speaker boxes said Panasonic, Model No. A-682ST, Made in Japan, etc.


But Simon was disappointed and angry when he discovered that the boxes contained only old magazines. Brevyn was amused. “Did you get a receipt 4?” Brevyn asked. “Did you ask the guy about his return policy? Did he tell you where his 'store' is going to be tomorrow?”


Brevyn visited Simon to show him the new tires he had just put on his Honda Accord 5. While they were talking in Simon's living room, Simon showed Brevyn an air pump he had recently purchased. “If your new tires ever go low, you can pump them up super-fast with this. It pumps air into the tire on the downstroke and the upstroke.”


Brevyn said, “You must be kidding. I’ve never heard of a pump that pumps air on the upstroke.” Brevyn tried out the pump. “There’s no air coming out of here on the upstroke,” he told Simon.


“Of course there is. Read the label on the pump.”


Brevyn read the label. “Ha! Listen to this: ‘High volume air flow on both up and down strokes 6.’ The air ‘flows,’ all right, but it flows in on the upstroke, not out. The label writer tricked you, Mr. English Major. What have you got to say for yourself?”


"Let’s go outside," Simon said. "Maybe I can find a small nail in one of your new tires."


 



adj.尖的,直截了当的
  • He gave me a very sharp pointed pencil.他给我一支削得非常尖的铅笔。
  • She wished to show Mrs.John Dashwood by this pointed invitation to her brother.她想通过对达茨伍德夫人提出直截了当的邀请向她的哥哥表示出来。
adj.有立体视觉的,立体声的;n.固定形象,立体声
  • She had the stereo on at full blast.她把立体声音响开到了最大音量。
  • This program is being broadcast in stereo.这个节目正用立体声播放。
n.卖主;小贩
  • She looked at the vendor who cheated her the other day with distaste.她厌恶地望着那个前几天曾经欺骗过她的小贩。
  • He must inform the vendor immediately.他必须立即通知卖方。
n.收据,收条;收到,接到
  • We are in receipt of your letter of the 10th.我们收到了您十日的来函。
  • I asked for a receipt.我要一张收据。
vt.给予(欢迎、称颂等) vi./n.符合,一致
  • Most people are in accord with their desire for peace.在渴望和平这一点上,大多数人都是一致的。
  • The hearts of our people accord with those of yours.我们两国人民心心相印。
中风; a sudden loss of consciousness resulting when the rupture or occlusion of a blood vessel leads to oxygen lack in the brain.; (游泳或划船的)划( stroke的名词复数 ); 中风; (打、击等的)一下; (成功的)举动
  • Apply the paint thickly in even strokes. 涂颜料要厚,笔画要匀。
  • To improve your tennis strokes you try using a different grip. 为了提高你网球的击球法,你试试用另一种握拍方法。
学英语单词
a stay of execution
abandonate
allowable error
altiperiscope
Amami Islands,Amami-gunto
amock
aniridia
arsenia
arytaenoid
autographic apparatus
bank beaver
barhop
basidial layer
bicycle helmets
broadband stationary noise
callender
cash-limit
cd-interactive
center buff
chain-transfer constant
chained program
CJMAO
climacteric period
comproche
continuously loaded cable
cotton and artificial silk mixture
cross day netting
cruet-stand
deficiency report
diverging spherical wave field
drossels
dwarf astilbes
exponent equation
extruder base
fertel
firmness
Forsvik
Freelance Graphics
front shock absorber
georg friedrich handels
harsh duties
Haskell, Mt.
heater brick
Helicia
heliopores
heliotropium procumbens depressum
hemp-breaked and scutcher
hypotrichium
insulating carboard
internal performance
ionization constant
Kajakī, Band-e
Kungs
labially
levu
love for
lymphocyte leukemia
maldito
Marek
mean activity
milli microsecond
mimeographing
minienvironment
minima naturalia
minnesota multiphasic personality inventory(mmpi)
molecular reflection coefficient
nemorine
nozzle-flapper
oiii
one-eyed snake
out-snatch
pars anterior rhinencephali
peroxide bleaching
Phoenicia
piperines
Polygonum punctatum
purpurine
Raysistor
regulating cock
relativistic case
saddle-field lens
serial rights
sherbaff
side looking airborne radar (slar)
siganus unimaculatus
sit below the salt
spring cankerworms
state-wide
supracretaceous
surrender clause
telling someone off
testing stone
translunar flight
tsvetaeva
ultrasound Doppler's method
unsatiate
value attributable to expectancy
varzea
Weber evaporator
yecabuquts