时间:2019-01-16 作者:英语课 分类:365个英语简短小故事


英语课

Simon, a college grad, always pointed 1 out the errors in his brother Brevyn's emails. "When are you going to stop confusing 'its' with 'it's'?" he often asked. Brevyn, a high school grad, said that nobody ever noticed anyway.


Brevyn knew that Simon was “book smart,” but he didn't think Simon was very “street smart.” Years ago, Simon had bought stereo 2 speakers from a street vendor 3. When he arrived home, he called Brevyn over to help him set up the speakers. Simon was excited because he had gotten the speakers at half price. The brand new speaker boxes said Panasonic, Model No. A-682ST, Made in Japan, etc.


But Simon was disappointed and angry when he discovered that the boxes contained only old magazines. Brevyn was amused. “Did you get a receipt 4?” Brevyn asked. “Did you ask the guy about his return policy? Did he tell you where his 'store' is going to be tomorrow?”


Brevyn visited Simon to show him the new tires he had just put on his Honda Accord 5. While they were talking in Simon's living room, Simon showed Brevyn an air pump he had recently purchased. “If your new tires ever go low, you can pump them up super-fast with this. It pumps air into the tire on the downstroke and the upstroke.”


Brevyn said, “You must be kidding. I’ve never heard of a pump that pumps air on the upstroke.” Brevyn tried out the pump. “There’s no air coming out of here on the upstroke,” he told Simon.


“Of course there is. Read the label on the pump.”


Brevyn read the label. “Ha! Listen to this: ‘High volume air flow on both up and down strokes 6.’ The air ‘flows,’ all right, but it flows in on the upstroke, not out. The label writer tricked you, Mr. English Major. What have you got to say for yourself?”


"Let’s go outside," Simon said. "Maybe I can find a small nail in one of your new tires."


 



adj.尖的,直截了当的
  • He gave me a very sharp pointed pencil.他给我一支削得非常尖的铅笔。
  • She wished to show Mrs.John Dashwood by this pointed invitation to her brother.她想通过对达茨伍德夫人提出直截了当的邀请向她的哥哥表示出来。
adj.有立体视觉的,立体声的;n.固定形象,立体声
  • She had the stereo on at full blast.她把立体声音响开到了最大音量。
  • This program is being broadcast in stereo.这个节目正用立体声播放。
n.卖主;小贩
  • She looked at the vendor who cheated her the other day with distaste.她厌恶地望着那个前几天曾经欺骗过她的小贩。
  • He must inform the vendor immediately.他必须立即通知卖方。
n.收据,收条;收到,接到
  • We are in receipt of your letter of the 10th.我们收到了您十日的来函。
  • I asked for a receipt.我要一张收据。
vt.给予(欢迎、称颂等) vi./n.符合,一致
  • Most people are in accord with their desire for peace.在渴望和平这一点上,大多数人都是一致的。
  • The hearts of our people accord with those of yours.我们两国人民心心相印。
中风; a sudden loss of consciousness resulting when the rupture or occlusion of a blood vessel leads to oxygen lack in the brain.; (游泳或划船的)划( stroke的名词复数 ); 中风; (打、击等的)一下; (成功的)举动
  • Apply the paint thickly in even strokes. 涂颜料要厚,笔画要匀。
  • To improve your tennis strokes you try using a different grip. 为了提高你网球的击球法,你试试用另一种握拍方法。
学英语单词
a young animal
acetylenic polyhalide
acryloyldimethyltaurate
Allen, Hervey
alpine type of glaciers
amplecting
angle of site scale
anti-inductive resistance
baby foods
ball warper
bar-shaped
becking
Bishton
bit decay
blood-lipoid
Bogarra
Bokhorst
Boronga Is.
by a landslide
by the skin of teeth
cache miss
Carl XVI Gustaf
CAT scanner
comstock-needham
convective thunderstorm
correlated state
data channel
dematerialisation
dimension of partial ordering
dining chairs
dirty play
dripcoffee maker
eaterie
eeep
eletronic analogue computer
familiarness
feudal systems
folk game
follow the robe
freight-out
Galveias
genital cavity
Harris-Benedict sandards
hemolyzing
homespun
Hughes Aircraft Co.
hydraulic temperature control
indirect offer
intermediate critical frequeney
items on the agenda
Iyomishima
jentschite
kordax (greece)
light reflector
marshal of court
mean-volume-surface
migratory stage
minimax estimate
miring
mitsukurina owstoni
modellers
Monte Carmelo
multiple die press
nebrov
NetLingo
Nimoldipine
nominal service condition
oar boat
of great reputation
office frame
open-ended geometry
opidp
ozonizing tower
phosphinidene
Poacynum
preheating liquid metals
problem calculus
protection exception
quob
reference current
remorse fully
rubelike
scale load
sectionals
semiclairvoyant
set a limit
setting-up agent
shudes
Sialoglycopeptides
sloughing-off cone
Somerville
struck gold
suberch
tertiary syphiliss
test switch
trumph
upcheer
upstream data
velocity analyzer
waltham
Weigert's resorcin-fuchsin staining