时间:2019-01-16 作者:英语课 分类:365个英语简短小故事


英语课

Simon, a college grad, always pointed 1 out the errors in his brother Brevyn's emails. "When are you going to stop confusing 'its' with 'it's'?" he often asked. Brevyn, a high school grad, said that nobody ever noticed anyway.


Brevyn knew that Simon was “book smart,” but he didn't think Simon was very “street smart.” Years ago, Simon had bought stereo 2 speakers from a street vendor 3. When he arrived home, he called Brevyn over to help him set up the speakers. Simon was excited because he had gotten the speakers at half price. The brand new speaker boxes said Panasonic, Model No. A-682ST, Made in Japan, etc.


But Simon was disappointed and angry when he discovered that the boxes contained only old magazines. Brevyn was amused. “Did you get a receipt 4?” Brevyn asked. “Did you ask the guy about his return policy? Did he tell you where his 'store' is going to be tomorrow?”


Brevyn visited Simon to show him the new tires he had just put on his Honda Accord 5. While they were talking in Simon's living room, Simon showed Brevyn an air pump he had recently purchased. “If your new tires ever go low, you can pump them up super-fast with this. It pumps air into the tire on the downstroke and the upstroke.”


Brevyn said, “You must be kidding. I’ve never heard of a pump that pumps air on the upstroke.” Brevyn tried out the pump. “There’s no air coming out of here on the upstroke,” he told Simon.


“Of course there is. Read the label on the pump.”


Brevyn read the label. “Ha! Listen to this: ‘High volume air flow on both up and down strokes 6.’ The air ‘flows,’ all right, but it flows in on the upstroke, not out. The label writer tricked you, Mr. English Major. What have you got to say for yourself?”


"Let’s go outside," Simon said. "Maybe I can find a small nail in one of your new tires."


 



adj.尖的,直截了当的
  • He gave me a very sharp pointed pencil.他给我一支削得非常尖的铅笔。
  • She wished to show Mrs.John Dashwood by this pointed invitation to her brother.她想通过对达茨伍德夫人提出直截了当的邀请向她的哥哥表示出来。
adj.有立体视觉的,立体声的;n.固定形象,立体声
  • She had the stereo on at full blast.她把立体声音响开到了最大音量。
  • This program is being broadcast in stereo.这个节目正用立体声播放。
n.卖主;小贩
  • She looked at the vendor who cheated her the other day with distaste.她厌恶地望着那个前几天曾经欺骗过她的小贩。
  • He must inform the vendor immediately.他必须立即通知卖方。
n.收据,收条;收到,接到
  • We are in receipt of your letter of the 10th.我们收到了您十日的来函。
  • I asked for a receipt.我要一张收据。
vt.给予(欢迎、称颂等) vi./n.符合,一致
  • Most people are in accord with their desire for peace.在渴望和平这一点上,大多数人都是一致的。
  • The hearts of our people accord with those of yours.我们两国人民心心相印。
中风; a sudden loss of consciousness resulting when the rupture or occlusion of a blood vessel leads to oxygen lack in the brain.; (游泳或划船的)划( stroke的名词复数 ); 中风; (打、击等的)一下; (成功的)举动
  • Apply the paint thickly in even strokes. 涂颜料要厚,笔画要匀。
  • To improve your tennis strokes you try using a different grip. 为了提高你网球的击球法,你试试用另一种握拍方法。
学英语单词
abrasive jet cleaning
activate task list
adaptive predicative coding
advance drawing change notice
angular motion vector
aorta
behavio(u)r criterion
bellisario
beyond one's years
bhalerao
bosman
bradι
bus priority lane
butyldimethylsilyl
CATT, CATTT
cauterization therapy
character data type
code manipulation objects
damage intensity
deflecting wedge
diesel electric railway car
diffuse galactic gamma-rays
duodenal vein
dustups
electromagnetic pick up
emprisoned
feel the draft
filling gun
fisheating
flat-shaped ingot
foil conductor
follicul-
forebodingly
free from vibration
frozen fruit pie
Gilimanuk
glamorizing
golb
gonyleptids
graniphyric
grants-in-aid
graystones
gyromagnetic limiter
height of proscenium
infusorial
internal spermatic
iwm
Jatrorrhizin
Kornberg
lead tolerance
love-interest
memory action
middle digital branch
mutual bearing
navel-gazer
negotiation against guarantee
nerve and mind war
octahedral normal stress
off line data processing
off-axis collimated system
paeonia lactiflora pall. var.tricho-carpa (bunge) stern
penninite
people say that
plioplatecarpines
power pole
punch shear test
radecol
relay lamp
resource partition
rosetti
saturation steam table
Septoria
septual
short offset section
Sinobambusa farinosa
sit out
skipjack tuna
springant
sputtering technology
st segment
strategic theory of economic development
suny-purchase
surface conditioning grinding machine
Teall, Cape
test point scattering
tetratomic molecule
the american university
thinked
three phase asynchronous motor
tilt up
to yield up the soul
trad-pubs
Unimodem
Villars-les-Dombes
water wall craft
water-softening equipment
water-supply systems
wec
wheat
Winksley
work station message queue
wrangle with sb over sth