时间:2019-01-16 作者:英语课 分类:365个英语简短小故事


英语课

Simon, a college grad, always pointed 1 out the errors in his brother Brevyn's emails. "When are you going to stop confusing 'its' with 'it's'?" he often asked. Brevyn, a high school grad, said that nobody ever noticed anyway.


Brevyn knew that Simon was “book smart,” but he didn't think Simon was very “street smart.” Years ago, Simon had bought stereo 2 speakers from a street vendor 3. When he arrived home, he called Brevyn over to help him set up the speakers. Simon was excited because he had gotten the speakers at half price. The brand new speaker boxes said Panasonic, Model No. A-682ST, Made in Japan, etc.


But Simon was disappointed and angry when he discovered that the boxes contained only old magazines. Brevyn was amused. “Did you get a receipt 4?” Brevyn asked. “Did you ask the guy about his return policy? Did he tell you where his 'store' is going to be tomorrow?”


Brevyn visited Simon to show him the new tires he had just put on his Honda Accord 5. While they were talking in Simon's living room, Simon showed Brevyn an air pump he had recently purchased. “If your new tires ever go low, you can pump them up super-fast with this. It pumps air into the tire on the downstroke and the upstroke.”


Brevyn said, “You must be kidding. I’ve never heard of a pump that pumps air on the upstroke.” Brevyn tried out the pump. “There’s no air coming out of here on the upstroke,” he told Simon.


“Of course there is. Read the label on the pump.”


Brevyn read the label. “Ha! Listen to this: ‘High volume air flow on both up and down strokes 6.’ The air ‘flows,’ all right, but it flows in on the upstroke, not out. The label writer tricked you, Mr. English Major. What have you got to say for yourself?”


"Let’s go outside," Simon said. "Maybe I can find a small nail in one of your new tires."


 



adj.尖的,直截了当的
  • He gave me a very sharp pointed pencil.他给我一支削得非常尖的铅笔。
  • She wished to show Mrs.John Dashwood by this pointed invitation to her brother.她想通过对达茨伍德夫人提出直截了当的邀请向她的哥哥表示出来。
adj.有立体视觉的,立体声的;n.固定形象,立体声
  • She had the stereo on at full blast.她把立体声音响开到了最大音量。
  • This program is being broadcast in stereo.这个节目正用立体声播放。
n.卖主;小贩
  • She looked at the vendor who cheated her the other day with distaste.她厌恶地望着那个前几天曾经欺骗过她的小贩。
  • He must inform the vendor immediately.他必须立即通知卖方。
n.收据,收条;收到,接到
  • We are in receipt of your letter of the 10th.我们收到了您十日的来函。
  • I asked for a receipt.我要一张收据。
vt.给予(欢迎、称颂等) vi./n.符合,一致
  • Most people are in accord with their desire for peace.在渴望和平这一点上,大多数人都是一致的。
  • The hearts of our people accord with those of yours.我们两国人民心心相印。
中风; a sudden loss of consciousness resulting when the rupture or occlusion of a blood vessel leads to oxygen lack in the brain.; (游泳或划船的)划( stroke的名词复数 ); 中风; (打、击等的)一下; (成功的)举动
  • Apply the paint thickly in even strokes. 涂颜料要厚,笔画要匀。
  • To improve your tennis strokes you try using a different grip. 为了提高你网球的击球法,你试试用另一种握拍方法。
学英语单词
adjacent location
Adjarans
artificial transmission line
bagni del masino
Balai
bank statistics
Bareggi's reaction
basilaminar
beer pong
biographical inventory
Botrychium virginianum
can cover marker
carburizing time
cavemouth
cavernous veins of penis
Chaetoseris sichuanensis
chicken sarcoma
complete stool
conductance method
cone dish
coule-staff
cross-currents
cross-state
cunhal
current operation
curtain wall construction
einheriar
examiners
gamma value
geneva stop mechanism
genus salicornias
Gorno-Altaysk
Goulbin Kaba
grasp at sth
Harmelen
Harrical
hawson
HELREC
Hemmersheim
hickory nut
hunt in couples
hv-
hymenium
inboard bearing
inclined tube micromanometer
intracompany comparison
ionic exchange
Issoire lynx
koepang (kupang)
la pazs
listen to the radio
loan form
locally distributed data base system
M.P.
magdaleno
magnet base
make their choice
masloff
master-board
medial quasigroup
mellisa
metakinesis
minimum stable heneration
mixed aniline point
multiplet splitting
nematistiid
Net phone
nonyls
orientation movement
paid-in value basis
paragrapher
pepper and salt fracture
Prikubanskaya Nizmennost'
private motor vehicle
private peering
proforma financial statement
pulsing zombie
red tapes
ricketly
Sanchong
sarda can.
service primitive
single component balance
smpy
South Fox I.
spilt leg tripod
steam heaters
supari
SUPERSAT
synchisis
synchronized oscillator
syncretic decision
takings over
translated copy
turret deck
uziss
variable speed-limit control
Velichayevskoye
video routing switcher
woodfree printing paper
woollybutt
xshare