时间:2019-01-16 作者:英语课 分类:365个英语简短小故事


英语课

Simon, a college grad, always pointed 1 out the errors in his brother Brevyn's emails. "When are you going to stop confusing 'its' with 'it's'?" he often asked. Brevyn, a high school grad, said that nobody ever noticed anyway.


Brevyn knew that Simon was “book smart,” but he didn't think Simon was very “street smart.” Years ago, Simon had bought stereo 2 speakers from a street vendor 3. When he arrived home, he called Brevyn over to help him set up the speakers. Simon was excited because he had gotten the speakers at half price. The brand new speaker boxes said Panasonic, Model No. A-682ST, Made in Japan, etc.


But Simon was disappointed and angry when he discovered that the boxes contained only old magazines. Brevyn was amused. “Did you get a receipt 4?” Brevyn asked. “Did you ask the guy about his return policy? Did he tell you where his 'store' is going to be tomorrow?”


Brevyn visited Simon to show him the new tires he had just put on his Honda Accord 5. While they were talking in Simon's living room, Simon showed Brevyn an air pump he had recently purchased. “If your new tires ever go low, you can pump them up super-fast with this. It pumps air into the tire on the downstroke and the upstroke.”


Brevyn said, “You must be kidding. I’ve never heard of a pump that pumps air on the upstroke.” Brevyn tried out the pump. “There’s no air coming out of here on the upstroke,” he told Simon.


“Of course there is. Read the label on the pump.”


Brevyn read the label. “Ha! Listen to this: ‘High volume air flow on both up and down strokes 6.’ The air ‘flows,’ all right, but it flows in on the upstroke, not out. The label writer tricked you, Mr. English Major. What have you got to say for yourself?”


"Let’s go outside," Simon said. "Maybe I can find a small nail in one of your new tires."


 



adj.尖的,直截了当的
  • He gave me a very sharp pointed pencil.他给我一支削得非常尖的铅笔。
  • She wished to show Mrs.John Dashwood by this pointed invitation to her brother.她想通过对达茨伍德夫人提出直截了当的邀请向她的哥哥表示出来。
adj.有立体视觉的,立体声的;n.固定形象,立体声
  • She had the stereo on at full blast.她把立体声音响开到了最大音量。
  • This program is being broadcast in stereo.这个节目正用立体声播放。
n.卖主;小贩
  • She looked at the vendor who cheated her the other day with distaste.她厌恶地望着那个前几天曾经欺骗过她的小贩。
  • He must inform the vendor immediately.他必须立即通知卖方。
n.收据,收条;收到,接到
  • We are in receipt of your letter of the 10th.我们收到了您十日的来函。
  • I asked for a receipt.我要一张收据。
vt.给予(欢迎、称颂等) vi./n.符合,一致
  • Most people are in accord with their desire for peace.在渴望和平这一点上,大多数人都是一致的。
  • The hearts of our people accord with those of yours.我们两国人民心心相印。
中风; a sudden loss of consciousness resulting when the rupture or occlusion of a blood vessel leads to oxygen lack in the brain.; (游泳或划船的)划( stroke的名词复数 ); 中风; (打、击等的)一下; (成功的)举动
  • Apply the paint thickly in even strokes. 涂颜料要厚,笔画要匀。
  • To improve your tennis strokes you try using a different grip. 为了提高你网球的击球法,你试试用另一种握拍方法。
学英语单词
abreact
Acanthothiris
acculturate
air separation
Andrzejewo
annular oriffice
automatic slack adjuster
automatically programmed tools
basic grasp
be followed by
Berevo
blast air receiver
blowing your top
Bogros's space
bradbury
brumer
calcifediol
campuss
campylopera
carrier frequency terminal equipment
ceefaxes
circularly polarized light
cold-rolled forming section
cunin
deparaffinizes
diffuse choroiditis
discriminancy
disgusteds
disolcate
dispone
double-or-quits
effective mass approximation
end wall tunnel portal
entrainment evaporator
estimated net profit
exometabolism
f'nor
fritshaw
galactoheptose
gery
giant octopus
gravity flowing bed
have four annas of dark blood
high-platform building
hollow-head setscrew
hot pink
idyl
joint flash
kilclines
means of light signalling
megger test
mgma
micro-flotation cell
missing interrupt checker
muirkirk
multiple request terminal program
natural frenquence vibration test
number of independent chemical reactions
numeric string
odd date
otto neumann sverdrups
Palestinianists
pathoanatomist
pee-ing
plazeres
Poria cocos Wolff
porina
Prescal
pressure die casting
Ramis, R.
reinvoice
repeat mode
Rochore R.
rubber landing craft
Salix pycnostachya
salt an account
San Gregorio, I.
Schrodinger representation
self balancing instrument
self-validation
semidistributed
sensitive relay valve
sensory ecology
shelele
Sligachan
slope drain
source point
South Ockendon
spot exposure meter
sseafood
standard value
steam power drop
sterling area
storage target
tank engines
thrawed
triple-spiral ring packing
untenants
wide-rimmed tire
wild yeast
yankeetown
zarella