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----AMERICAN PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION2000 Who Are They? Al Gore and Reorge W.Bush bothe continue political traditions set down by their families. Al Gore was born just outside Carthage in Smith County, T

发表于:2018-11-28 / 阅读(225) / 评论(0) 分类 疯狂英语2001年

Unit 4 Shops and markets [00:09.97]商店和市场 [00:19.93]read [00:21.55]'Alice,I'm going to the shops today. [00:24.56]艾丽斯,今天我要去购物。 [00:27.56]Would you like to come?'asked Mrs Wang. [00:30.51]你想去吗?王太太问。

发表于:2018-12-17 / 阅读(224) / 评论(0) 分类 上海牛津初中英语七年级

A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, Does your dog bite? The shopkeeper says, No, my dog does not bite. The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him. Ouch, he says, I thought you said your dog does not bit

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(66) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

English Joke - Will I Be Able to Play the Piano? A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation. B: Yes, of course. A: Great. I never could before.

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(76) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

English Joke - A Good Dancer A girl and a boy are talking. The girl says, You would be a good dancer except for two things. The boy asks, What are those two things? The girl answers, Your feet.

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(69) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

A man goes to the doctor and says, Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts. The doctor asks, What do you mean? The man says, When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts.When I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts. The doct

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(50) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

English Joke - The Second Opinion The doctor to the patient: You are very sick. The patient to the doctor: Can I get a second opinion? The doctor again: Yes, you are very ugly too.

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(59) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

A student is talking to his teacher. Student: Would you punish me for something I didn`t do? Teacher: Of course not. Student: Good, because I haven't done my homework.

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(86) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

An Old Joke 老笑话 An elderly man went to a doctor with multiple complaints. 一个上了年纪的人带着港币病痛去看医生。 I see spots before my eyes, he said. 我眼前老是看到些斑斑点点的。他说。 It's due to old age, sa

发表于:2018-12-31 / 阅读(59) / 评论(0) 分类 英语小达人

YOU ARE GOING TO DIE A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup ,the doctor called the wife into his 健康检查 office alone. He said,

发表于:2019-01-04 / 阅读(90) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

I started a joke which started the whole world crying but I didn't see oh no... that the joke was on me oh no... I started to cry which started the whole world laughing oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me I looked at the skies running my ha

发表于:2019-01-06 / 阅读(124) / 评论(0) 分类 美国乡村音乐

BBC Learning English Weekender Corner Shops Jackie: Hello, welcome to Weekender, I'm Jackie Dalton. As part of BBC Learning English's special focus on Pakistan this month, we're going to find out about one of the things Pakistani migrants and their

发表于:2019-01-07 / 阅读(98) / 评论(0) 分类 Weekender

THIS IS AMERICA - Inside the World of Pawn Shops SHIRLEY GRIFFITH: Welcome to THIS IS AMERICA in VOA Special English. Im Shirley Griffith. CHRISTOPHER CRUISE: And I'm Christopher Cruise. This week on our program we tell you about pawn shops in the Un

发表于:2019-01-12 / 阅读(120) / 评论(0) 分类 2011年VOA慢速英语(四)月

THIS IS AMERICA - How Pawn Shops Make Money; Mike Tysons Return CHRISTOPHER CRUISE: Welcome to THIS IS AMERICA in VOA Special English. Im Christopher Cruise. JUNE SIMMS: And Im June Simms. This week, we tell you about pawn shops and the people who ow

发表于:2019-01-12 / 阅读(82) / 评论(0) 分类 2012年VOA慢速英语(五)月

经典歌曲-我开了个玩笑i started a jok-bee gees *bee gees* i started a joke which started the whole world crying but i didn't see oh no... that the joke was on me oh no... i started to cry which started the whole world laughing oh, if i'd onl

发表于:2019-01-26 / 阅读(144) / 评论(0) 分类 经典英文歌曲

租房是一件头痛的事,尤其是现在房子难租。如果你想练习英文,不妨考虑租老外的房子。不光可以把选择范围扩大,还可以乘机了解东西方文化的差异。 看西人报纸的租房广告,新来的人往

发表于:2019-02-07 / 阅读(74) / 评论(0) 分类 实用英语

How to Tell a Joke Many people shy away from telling jokes because they once told one that fell flat or they are afraid of appearing silly or of offending someone. Jokes are canned humorous stories which are subtly different from personal anecdotes.

发表于:2019-02-07 / 阅读(125) / 评论(0) 分类 阅读空间

I started a joke which started the whole world crying but I didn't see oh no... that the joke was on me oh no... I started to cry which started the whole world laughing oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me I looked at the skies running my han

发表于:2019-02-07 / 阅读(80) / 评论(0) 分类 美国乡村音乐

音乐咖啡厅:张韶涵 - I Started A Joke Song:I Started A Joke Artist:张韶涵 I started a joke which started the whole world crying but I didn't see oh no... that the joke was on me oh no... I started to cry which started the whole world la

发表于:2019-02-18 / 阅读(139) / 评论(0) 分类 音乐咖啡厅

A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi. B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.

发表于:2019-02-26 / 阅读(144) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)
学英语单词
a small bundle of stipules
acetate dye
adouetine
arabis
argument-quality
armfuls
Baillarger's layer
bear out
benzohydroxamic
brain-teaser
Bruton
cellular glass ceramics
central sheath
cheshire printers
ciliary action
clerc
cogroups
colocynthein
colosso
cora pavonia e. fries
curved jet
Decrypt.
deposed
dihydromurexine
disenabling
dynamic bending modulus
egoist
ethylene-vinyl alcohol copolymer
executable symbol
Filaria extra-ocularis
fireworks and crackers
galcatin
Gibbs-Donnan equilibrium
going, going, gone!
gunner's slit
hands-downs
hang in for someone
hasche process
heartquakes
heddur
hillstream
holyroodhouses
host resident software
Icosandia
incompressible boundary layer
incrusting solids
intikhabs
irrotional
isobutyl mercaptan
locutoria
low-pressure vacuum pump
meteorium cucullatum
mineral-lard oil
minus lap
monickers
multiparty call
myelination
negligent damage
normal control wire
orbit period
p.f.i.
Parkesine
pen-ups
photo-laparoscope
polar response curve
praunces
propagation ground
put the cat among the pigeons
quadridentate ligand
queriers
radiation ageing
rasp palms
regressive dissimilation
road transport of goods
RTCA
scale off
Shatalovo
sleepshirt
spoon-drift
Starch-grains
Subrogation of Maritime Lien
sulphocarbonate
surnia ululas
Swietenia mahagoni
target cross section
tarses
thorstein bunde veblens
three state of matter
time-varying load
tombusvirus
tomorrow night
transductor controller
trucking cost
true up
typhlectasia
umbrinas
undisbanded
urovison
wander
wave front steepness
white noise limiting circuit
work file