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----AMERICAN PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION2000 Who Are They? Al Gore and Reorge W.Bush bothe continue political traditions set down by their families. Al Gore was born just outside Carthage in Smith County, T

发表于:2018-11-28 / 阅读(226) / 评论(0) 分类 疯狂英语2001年

Unit 4 Shops and markets [00:09.97]商店和市场 [00:19.93]read [00:21.55]'Alice,I'm going to the shops today. [00:24.56]艾丽斯,今天我要去购物。 [00:27.56]Would you like to come?'asked Mrs Wang. [00:30.51]你想去吗?王太太问。

发表于:2018-12-17 / 阅读(226) / 评论(0) 分类 上海牛津初中英语七年级

A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, Does your dog bite? The shopkeeper says, No, my dog does not bite. The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him. Ouch, he says, I thought you said your dog does not bit

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(68) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

English Joke - Will I Be Able to Play the Piano? A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation. B: Yes, of course. A: Great. I never could before.

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(81) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

English Joke - A Good Dancer A girl and a boy are talking. The girl says, You would be a good dancer except for two things. The boy asks, What are those two things? The girl answers, Your feet.

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(71) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

A man goes to the doctor and says, Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts. The doctor asks, What do you mean? The man says, When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts.When I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts. The doct

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(52) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

English Joke - The Second Opinion The doctor to the patient: You are very sick. The patient to the doctor: Can I get a second opinion? The doctor again: Yes, you are very ugly too.

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(65) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

A student is talking to his teacher. Student: Would you punish me for something I didn`t do? Teacher: Of course not. Student: Good, because I haven't done my homework.

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(90) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

An Old Joke 老笑话 An elderly man went to a doctor with multiple complaints. 一个上了年纪的人带着港币病痛去看医生。 I see spots before my eyes, he said. 我眼前老是看到些斑斑点点的。他说。 It's due to old age, sa

发表于:2018-12-31 / 阅读(60) / 评论(0) 分类 英语小达人

YOU ARE GOING TO DIE A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup ,the doctor called the wife into his 健康检查 office alone. He said,

发表于:2019-01-04 / 阅读(92) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

I started a joke which started the whole world crying but I didn't see oh no... that the joke was on me oh no... I started to cry which started the whole world laughing oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me I looked at the skies running my ha

发表于:2019-01-06 / 阅读(127) / 评论(0) 分类 美国乡村音乐

BBC Learning English Weekender Corner Shops Jackie: Hello, welcome to Weekender, I'm Jackie Dalton. As part of BBC Learning English's special focus on Pakistan this month, we're going to find out about one of the things Pakistani migrants and their

发表于:2019-01-07 / 阅读(100) / 评论(0) 分类 Weekender

THIS IS AMERICA - Inside the World of Pawn Shops SHIRLEY GRIFFITH: Welcome to THIS IS AMERICA in VOA Special English. Im Shirley Griffith. CHRISTOPHER CRUISE: And I'm Christopher Cruise. This week on our program we tell you about pawn shops in the Un

发表于:2019-01-12 / 阅读(127) / 评论(0) 分类 2011年VOA慢速英语(四)月

THIS IS AMERICA - How Pawn Shops Make Money; Mike Tysons Return CHRISTOPHER CRUISE: Welcome to THIS IS AMERICA in VOA Special English. Im Christopher Cruise. JUNE SIMMS: And Im June Simms. This week, we tell you about pawn shops and the people who ow

发表于:2019-01-12 / 阅读(84) / 评论(0) 分类 2012年VOA慢速英语(五)月

经典歌曲-我开了个玩笑i started a jok-bee gees *bee gees* i started a joke which started the whole world crying but i didn't see oh no... that the joke was on me oh no... i started to cry which started the whole world laughing oh, if i'd onl

发表于:2019-01-26 / 阅读(148) / 评论(0) 分类 经典英文歌曲

租房是一件头痛的事,尤其是现在房子难租。如果你想练习英文,不妨考虑租老外的房子。不光可以把选择范围扩大,还可以乘机了解东西方文化的差异。 看西人报纸的租房广告,新来的人往

发表于:2019-02-07 / 阅读(76) / 评论(0) 分类 实用英语

How to Tell a Joke Many people shy away from telling jokes because they once told one that fell flat or they are afraid of appearing silly or of offending someone. Jokes are canned humorous stories which are subtly different from personal anecdotes.

发表于:2019-02-07 / 阅读(128) / 评论(0) 分类 阅读空间

I started a joke which started the whole world crying but I didn't see oh no... that the joke was on me oh no... I started to cry which started the whole world laughing oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me I looked at the skies running my han

发表于:2019-02-07 / 阅读(82) / 评论(0) 分类 美国乡村音乐

音乐咖啡厅:张韶涵 - I Started A Joke Song:I Started A Joke Artist:张韶涵 I started a joke which started the whole world crying but I didn't see oh no... that the joke was on me oh no... I started to cry which started the whole world la

发表于:2019-02-18 / 阅读(142) / 评论(0) 分类 音乐咖啡厅

A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi. B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.

发表于:2019-02-26 / 阅读(148) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)
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abrasive type rice whitening machine
acceptable reliability
acceptor doping
alcohol-fermented milk
amounts of standard output per working day
amputators
anti-rabbits
backhoe dredger
basic frame
bee hummingbird
bodrag
bureaucratic control
butenyl group
butyl phthalyl butyl glycolate
Cabernet Sauvignon grape
chimney gases
Coelomyces
cold calling
concentric windings
country-code
cylindrical perspective
direct action wind tunnel
dolee
domestic short-hair cat
duportella kuehneroides
engel's laws
Epistle to the Hebrews
equilibrium point algorithm for computing
ernst theodor amadeus hoffmanns
gales
give someone the run-around
grey-flannels
heliotherm
hematodialysis
Herman De Valenciennes
hidab
high pressure gas knock-out drum
hole boring piston
hossacks
hotsync
interchangeable bearing
interconnected delta connection
intestinal spatula
Klishino
kosterite
linear kinetics
low-enrichment reactor
lusterless-fracture
lynden pindling
measuring jet
mercantile convoy
mertrix lusoria
Mesyrel
microjourney
middle atlas (moyen atlas)
moncreiff
movable traction substation
multi legs
Munsterwoman
Myriodontium
nacareniobsite- (ce)
newly-furnished
nonthermal radio source
nonvinyl
optical resonance
over square
ovidweb
p-Phenylenebisisothiocyanate
pass the hat round
perched water
phylogenetic species concept
plus sieve
positive punch stripper
prevention-oriented
priveledges
Proto-Balto-Slavic
radar guided missile with target homing
recompresses
reconduction
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rhizodermis
roll servo
sangl
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scaling of variables
self-restrictive
sewnest
silica clay
Staraya Poltavka
subject-matter specialist
supplicats
telepsychiatrists
track reconstruction
track-side telephone switching device
unkembed
urban inversion layer
vacuum-leak detector
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