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You make me happy, twitch, 你真让我开心 twitch you make me very happy, 我真是太开心了 our first guests are best friends in real life, 我们第一组嘉宾是生活中的好朋友 and also on their hit show Two Broke Girls. Take a look. 也
All this month, our friends at JC Penney 这个月 JC Penny的朋友们 are helping us raise money for breast cancer research. 都在帮助我们为乳腺癌研究基金会筹款 And we thought we would help 既然我们能帮上忙 you would help us
All right,I have two tickets for the Grammys this weekend, 好了 我有这周末格莱美的两张票 and I was gonna go but I heard they won't be over till nine, 我本来打算去 可是我听说他们到九点都不会结束 it's passed my bedtim
In fact I was met Justin Tuck the other day,Nobody knows who Justin Tuck is,he plays the lines,he's lines for the Giants.and that was a thrill. 事实上前几天我才见到Justin Tuck 没人知道Justin Tuck是谁 他是巨人队的边锋 见到他很
Now these are real police reports from different local newspapers that you send in for us 这些都是来自一些地方报社真实的警方报告 都是你们寄过来的 Bescurrie Montariel,8:24 pm.A man called police when he saw a small lion cros
Hi,look at that.Hi,yo,how are you?It's a family. 你好 看你们那样 你们好 过的如何 我们是个大家庭 Yeah,where is Cee Lo?Why is Cee Lo not here? 是的 Cee Lo去哪了 Cee Lo为什么缺席了 Ask Cee Lo,where is.I can not,he's not h
I couldn't wait for it.Thank you so much. 我都等不及了 谢谢你 That's really sweet.There's really another day. 真贴心 今天真是好日子 Just really drag ass,I got her poker chips. 只是来去匆匆 我送她扑克筹码 I got her a bi
That's not right,that's not right.All right,here's something else that is not right. 这样做是不对的 这样做是不对的 还有一些事是不对的 These photos you all sent in for our segment,what's wrong with these photos?photos. 你们为接
Well hi and Peter,we've actually met before. 你们好 Peter 实际上我们之前见过的 You remember that?yes.That was 15 years ago. 你记得 那当然 那是15年前 I do remember the first time that I actually read about in the.Why you are lau
Oh,really wonderful at this,wonderful.Thank you. 太棒了 太棒了 谢谢 Thanks everybody.Oh boy,have a seat.Thank you so much,Tony. 谢谢各位 哦 天哪 坐下吧 非常感谢 I'm so excited today.So am I. 我今天真激动 我也是 It's won
Hi,I don't know why I'm putting a mic on you 嗨 我不知道我为啥要给你麦克风 you are not gonna be able to talk here either, are you? 反正你肯定说不出话了 You all right? I'm good.Take a breathe.Let's do this. 你没事吧 我挺好
That's all I was waiting for,I didn't think I'd have any place I can put my baby while I was in rest room,But now 这就是我在等的东西 我以前一直不知道 如果上厕所我要把婴儿放哪儿 现在问题解决了 That's not all,it's g
And tell me who you're talking about.At my chiropractor and in the waiting room 然后要告诉我你在说谁 在按摩师的等候室里 I found the perfect man,he is seriously many different kinds of yummy 我看见了这个完美的男人 他真的
Not a month,but like a few weeks 也不至于一个月 就几个星期吧 we find our,we find our time,we carve out Monny-daddy time,it's not mommy-daddy time 我们找到 我们找到了自己的时间 我们挤出了爸妈独处时间 其实那不叫
October 19th,Journal,I just got the new iphone that has siri 10月19日 日记君 我刚刚买了有Siri功能的iphone4s It's amazing.I can tell it to do anything and it does it Siri真是太神奇了 只要动动嘴她就能帮我把任何事儿办了
We're back with the first lady Michelle Obama,and Now you have this Let's move campaign 节目开始 今天的嘉宾是第一夫人米歇尔奥巴马 你们展开了这次让我们动起来的活动 Which I love,I think that's you know,planting the g
so you met with the casting directors today, right?I did.how did that go? 所以你今天见了选角导演了是吗? 是 进行得怎样样? they were absolutely phenomenal,they were just like beautiful people.oh, good. 他们都棒极了 他们
it's been the craziest ride ever,how bad,the day that you announced it when I got home from work 这是我生活中最离谱的事儿了 多糟呢 在你预告的那一天 当我下班回家后 I looked at my called ID and that was full.I mean they w
So we just give Sherrie a cheque with 100 thousand dollars and she said this gonna help so much 我们刚给了Sherrie一张10万美元的支票 她说这可帮了大忙 because I just got a bill for 4 thousand dollars for toilet paper 她刚收到买手
There is not a DJ that can say they are not like Justin Bieber 几乎所有的DJ都喜欢Justin Bieber and he won people over,Wow that was nice man 他可以把人吸引过来 唱的不错 小伙子 Justin Biber do not forget us Bro Don't forget us