Where are you from orginly?Kentucky,Kentucky,and...and how does your mother enjoy your success? 你原先来自哪里 肯塔基 你妈妈如何看待你的成功的 Oh,she's...she's very hapy,she has more fun than I've. 她非常高兴 比我还高兴

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(51) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

You have a child and his name is? 你的孩子他的名字叫 His name is Russell Wallace Day.Russell Wallace Day. And he is how old? 他叫罗素华莱士戴 罗素华莱士戴 那他多大了 He just turned three.Three.He just turned three. 刚满三

发表于:2019-01-01 / 阅读(74) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

I'll start with you, Nicole.In the fairy tale,Jack and the Beanstalk, 妮可 我从你开始问咯 在童话故事 杰克和魔豆中 what does Jack plant that makes the bean start to grow? 杰克种了什么豆子才开始生长的呢 A bean? A bean

发表于:2019-01-18 / 阅读(65) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

Show me what you gonna do. Show me what you gonna do. 让我们看看你要做什么 让我们看看你要做什么 That's right. Mr. Goal is on later.We'll talk about how much we love Mr. Goal. Ha. 好吧 待会再聊目标先生 我们来谈谈我们

发表于:2019-01-28 / 阅读(51) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

Melanie, Chia Pets are found grow at home. 梅拉妮 植物娃娃可以养在家里 What type of animal was the first Chia Pet? 第一只植物娃娃是以哪种动物为原型的 Wow, that's tough one.The first Chia Pet.The first Chia Pet? Um. 这道题

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(78) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

Hi Twitch. Hi, how are you doing?I am good. How are you doing? 嗨 特维奇 嗨 最近好吗 挺好的 你呢 Excellent.Alrigt. Well, the time is come. 棒呆了 好了 回到节目中来 As you may know,I have been messing with Matt Lauer a little

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(76) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

Alrigt. Oh.That's not good when that sound happens.Who wants to go next? 啊 听起来感觉不大妙 下一个谁来 You want Melanie or Heather, it's up to you. 是梅勒妮还是希瑟 由你们决定 Me, 'cause it's killing me.Okay. The waiting i

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(73) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

You know what?Thank you.Thank you.I'm feeling wild enough to tell you another one.Here is another one. 你知道吗 谢谢 谢谢 我还想再给你们讲一个 听听看这个 Where does seaweed go to look for a job?Where does seaweed go to look for

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(62) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

And I have to jump into this pool,and just sink to the bottom. 我必须跳进泳池 沉入水底 And it was the worst day of my life. 那是我人生中最糟糕的一天 It was like panic and I did it with hours and hours with this - Wow 我特别惊

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(64) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

We're back with Shemar Moore and his girlfriend. 这是谢玛摩尔和他的女朋友 We know that raising money for M.S. Is very important to you. 我们知道为M.S.机构筹集善款对你们来说很重要 My mama and millions of others. 对我妈妈

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I can't believe no one else stopped. 我不敢相信当时居然没人停车 But really it's a good thing that you happened to be driving by at that moment. 不过碰巧你开车经过 真是太好了 So you were driving by and you saw the car. 所以你

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(62) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

Well, I didn't want to just,you know, stand there, looking creepy after you told me no. 你知道 在你跟我说了不用陪你之后 我就不想傻站在那 感觉怪怪的 I got my truck and I just drove around the other side of the gas station a

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(65) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

He's so fun, he is a real sweet, he is a gentleman. 他很有趣 非常贴心 很绅士 We're doing all this promo together, for the movie,So we walked the carpet at the Globes together. 我们在一起为这部电影做宣传 所以金球奖的时候我

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(89) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

It wouldn't even show an elbow in the 70s. 70年代 连手肘都不露 That's how...It's not risky at all Let's jump forward to 1972.And, I don't know who this is. 这就是 毫不冒险 时间来到1972年 我不认识这人 I'm sorry, I don't...She

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(73) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

And you can do that in so many different ways. 所以你可以用不同的方式来实现 Politics is one important form to do it, 政治是一种重要方式 And I'm glad that people were willing to roll up their sleeves. 我也很高兴 有人愿意在

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(60) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

So you are living...And I visited you there,Portia and I and my brother. 你的住所 我去那里拜访过你 波西亚 我 和我哥哥 We were lucky enough to go see you.But it's a big place, now...It's a big house. 我们很幸运能见到你 不过

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(48) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

It's true that I gave them all the clothes I wore to, uh, not the fitting what he called, 我确实把我穿过的所有衣服都给他们了 嗯 他说衣服大小和人像 the sizing, the... I don't know what they measuring you.They measured you an

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(73) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

And so I YouTube, you know,a Hollywood Walk of Fame acceptance speeches, 所以我上Youtube搜索了 好莱坞星光大道获奖感言 and the first one up, Ellen DeGeneres,the most unhelpful thing I've ever watched. 第一个结果就是 艾伦德杰

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(100) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

And Seal and Heidi Klum were still together.They were the last one. We started to turn the lights on. 那时候希尔和海蒂克拉姆还在一起 他们留到了最后 然后我们把灯开开 We started, like... We start... Take a hint.We turned t

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(73) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

Hey, Madaonna's could be here all week long. 嘿 麦当娜会来做客一周 It's Madaonna week and she sent this message she kicked out. 这是麦当娜周 她发来了这条信息 Here she is.First you love me and I let you in.Make me feel like tha

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