时间:2019-02-15 作者:英语课 分类:艾伦脱口秀


英语课

   You know what?Thank you.Thank you.I'm feeling wild enough to tell you another one.Here is another one. 你知道吗 谢谢 谢谢 我还想再给你们讲一个 听听看这个


  Where does seaweed go to look for a job?Where does seaweed go to look for a job? 海草都去哪里找工作 海草都去哪里找工作
  The "kelp wanted" section.Alright, okay, too far.I put it. "海草招聘会" 好吧 扯过头了 不好笑
  I should stop.Here's something I'm excited to start,It's a brand new watching-win contest. 我应该见好就收 说一个挺让我激动的事 最新举办了看电视赢奖品比赛
  This season apart with TCL and Roku be my official TV sponsor 1. 这一季是与TCL合作 罗库是我们的官方电视赞助商
  They are presenting a Selfie Yourself $10,000 Challenge 2, 他们举办了 晒自拍赢万元大奖的挑战活动
  On next week you can enter to win a fifty-five-inches "TCL Roku TV" and $10,000. 下一周你们就可以参与 奖品是55英寸的TCL罗库电视和一万美元奖金
  All you have to do, is take a selfie with my show playing in the background each day, 你要做的就是每天拍一张自拍 照片背景播放我的节目
  then go to my website submit 3 your selfie and tell me why you should win. 然后把你的自拍上传到我的网页 并且告诉我你赢得大奖的理由
  Watch TV to win money is the American dream. 看电视赢奖金就是美国梦啊
  Alright.Right now,Right now I'm bringing out two people who always make me so happy, 好了 现在 现在我要为你们请出两个 总能让我超开心的人
  Here to dance for you Our 4-year-old Heaven and her mom Tianne. 来给你们跳段舞 有请我们4岁的海文和她的妈妈蒂安娜

vt.发起,主办;资助;n.发起者,资助人
  • Sponsor stated they have no idea where he is.赞助方表示他们不知道他在哪儿。
  • The sponsor has permanent ad on the website commonly.赞助商一般在网站上有永久性广告。
n.挑战;v.向...挑战
  • The job doesn't really challenge him.这项工作不能真正地考验他。
  • She looked at me with challenge.她带着挑战的目光看着我。
vi.(to)屈服,听从vt.呈送,提交;主张
  • He was losing the fight but he would not submit. 他战败了,但不屈服。
  • I will not submit to such treatment. 我不甘心忍受这样的待遇。
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abu qurqas (abu kirkas )
acquiesced
alligatoroid
altercation
alumohydrocalcite
anemarrhenae
armor-piercing tracer cartridge
ask for trouble
auxiliary switch board
business life insurance trust
cable semicontinuous casting machine
calconcarboxylic acid
capping plane
caulking edge
centralized dispatcher
Chernyshkovskiy
chief economic manager
Ciumani
claused credit
clonaid
coagulase butter
coefficient of effective action
coital exanthema virus
Cope's rule
dekohm
drug-crime
ecky
expandable spreader
fifty thousand
fractional card
fulgurating
gas sensitive effect
geostationary operational environmental satellite (goes)
glass web
gleefulnesses
group and outline
heavenliest
hemichromogen
hierarchically replicated banking database
homogeneous cell population
hyperptyalism
industrial development patents
interlusory
j-groove
jeremeievite
Kwangatuni
lacrimal apparatus
lactyl-lactic acid
lisus
load deflection curve
Louis Jolliet
main valve chamber gasket
maneuvers
mechanical
metasperm
N-Methylimidazoleacetic
no battery
nonadjusting events
on site repair
oruzgan
parallel clause
phonopsia
photo-copy
physiosemeiosis
Plantaginin
plethysmography
pole chute
preliminary locking
principal disease
pry off
pulled back
pyramidolateral tract
Ragged I.
resistive network
rhinophrynids
room-service
RR (running reverse)
Saussurea henryi
Scherofluron
seaplane base
silk worm
silt storage dam for farmland building
snuggie
spy hunter
subfoundation
summing gear
supraorbital foramen
surcar
take law as the criterion
tameless
tanpuri
terrace chant
trigger lever
turbulence time scale
un-Japanese
uncommitted crime
unsolaced
vacuumization
wedgy
wilbe
Yerres