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这是本季最滑稽的一次对决,聚光灯挑战赛要求选手设计一个集搞笑与恐怖于一身的滑稽鬼角色,Laura赢得基础挑战赛获得豁免权,大胡子爷爷Roy双人造型赢得满堂彩。Tate再显好人情节,主动
[全屏观看] 点击右键- 另存为 可保存这个Flash影片 游戏简介:完全用英语加上思考的技术性意志游戏,非常的好笑尤其是主持的真是搞笑到不行阿!这个游戏如果不精通英文听力就糟糕了!玩
Where are you from orginly?Kentucky,Kentucky,and...and how does your mother enjoy your success? 你原先来自哪里 肯塔基 你妈妈如何看待你的成功的 Oh,she's...she's very hapy,she has more fun than I've. 她非常高兴 比我还高兴
Dialogue: Simon Cowell:Okay, and whatsyour name sir? 评委:好的,请问您的名字? XG:My name is Xiao Gao. 小高:我叫小高 Simon Cowell:What song are you going to sing? 评委:你打算唱什么歌? XG:I'm gonna sing Over
听力文本: 评委:好的,请问您的名字? 小高:我叫小高 评委:你打算唱什么歌? 小高:我准备的歌曲是:over the rainbow, 我准备好了。(开始唱) 评委:对不起,小高,我必须打断你,你没
听力文本: 京晶:嘿,小高,在干嘛呢?我打扰你了吗? 小高:没呢。我正在排练呢,我要参加美国偶像的一个海选。 京晶:啊?真的吗?你打算唱什么歌呢? 小高:你准备好了吗?我这就
Trick someone 骗某人 John tricked me into coming. He told me there would be free food. John把我骗过来。他跟我说这里有免费的吃的。 Find something in the trash can 在垃圾桶里捡到/找到 Who threw out my shoes? I found it in
Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc. Bernie looked at Morr
A businessman walked into a New York City bank and asked for the loan officer. He said he was going to Europe on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000. The loan officer said the bank woul
A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says,
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, and then orders the bartender to prepare a
A Hasty Interruption 轻率的插话 The fine-furniture store where I work has been in business since the 1920s. Recently I received a call from a woman who wanted to replace some chairs from a dining
A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come in to the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot s
Class, Lass and Ass Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day, so he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows:
资深黑人评论员Larry Wilmore吐槽如日中天的NBA新星林书豪。 这段是最近各大脱口秀有关林书豪的吐槽中最搞笑的一段,一起来瞧瞧。 Larry Wilmore的抱怨点是在Black History Month 黑人历史月,这个亚
Matt Walker draws cartoons for a living. Hes a staff cartoonist for Political, an American political journalism outlet just outside Washington. Where a strange mix of things in that we are making serious commentary on serious topics, but were doing i
Drop your last pathetic card, so I get end this 打出你最后一张可怜的卡吧,让我灭了你,结束这场战斗 My grandpa has no pathetic card 你大爷我没有烂卡 but I does contain the unstoppable Ajudea. impossible 但我有一张无
It seems you have transformed yourself significantly during the past few years 近些年来,你似乎在改变自己, as a person and a basketball player. 不管是私下的自己或是球场上的你, Is that true? 是这样的吗? Actually,