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英语笑话：School Jokes

The mother says to her daughter, Did you enjoy your first at school? The daughter answers, First day? Do you mean I have to go back again tomorrow? Principal: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all of your teachers. What have you been doing?

发表于:2018-12-03 / 阅读(77) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

新标准小学英语活动用书第一册 36

[00:00.00]MODULE 10 第十模块 Location [00:06.14]Unit 1 第一单元 Where's the rabbit? [00:13.64]Activity 1 活动一 Listen and point. [00:25.42]Hello! Where's the rabbit? [00:29.41]It's in the hat.It's on the hat. [00:37.88]It's under the hat.

发表于:2018-12-12 / 阅读(75) / 评论(0) 分类 新标准小学英语活动用书1册(一年级起点)

新编大学英语阅读部分第三册Unit3-1

Unit 3 Leisure Activities In-Class Reading Entertaining Humor-What's Funny? Donald M. Huffman 1 The joy of laughing at a funny story is universal, probably as old as language itself. But, what is it t

发表于:2018-12-29 / 阅读(75) / 评论(0) 分类 新编大学英语阅读部分

VOA慢速英语2018--Have You Ever 'Played the Fool?'

Hello and welcome to Words and Their Stories from VOA Learning English. On this program we explore common words and expressions in American English. In the United States April 1 is a day when you need to be a little careful. Why? It is April Fools Da

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(60) / 评论(0) 分类 2018年VOA慢速英语(四)月

英语作文-小学 A Joke

英语作文 There was a cave full of lots of vampire bats. Once, a bat called Andy came home late and there was of blood all over his body. All of his friends and family asked him where the blood came from, and asked him to take place. He didn't want t

发表于:2019-01-06 / 阅读(74) / 评论(0) 分类 英语作文

愚人节的由来-April Fools Day(中英对照)

April 1 In sixteenth-century France, the start of the new year was observed on April first. It was celebrated in much the same way as it is today with parties and dancing into the late hours of the night. Then in 1562, Pope Gregory introduced a new c

发表于:2019-01-08 / 阅读(119) / 评论(0) 分类 节日英语

新标准小学英语活动用书第三册 22

[00:00.00]Module 7 [00:18.29]Unit 3 [00:24.63]What time is it? [00:28.68]Activity 1 [00:34.74]Listen and point. [00:41.98]It's five past 3. [00:46.60]It's five past 3. [00:51.54]It's quarter past 2. [00:57.00]It's quarter past 2. [01:01.15]It's five

发表于:2019-01-09 / 阅读(337) / 评论(0) 分类 新标准小学英语活动用书3册(一年级起点)

新标准小学英语活动用书第一册 33

[00:00.00]MODULE 11 第十一模块 Friends [00:07.34]Unit 1 第一单元 How old are you? [00:15.49]Activity 1 Listen and point. [00:28.29]Hello!Look,I'm six.How old are you,Daming?I'm six,too. [00:41.22]How old are you,Lingling?I'm seven.I'm seven,

发表于:2019-01-09 / 阅读(130) / 评论(0) 分类 新标准小学英语活动用书1册(一年级起点)

新课标小学英语阅读100篇 39

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发表于:2019-01-09 / 阅读(105) / 评论(0) 分类 新课标小学英语阅读100篇

英语情景对话：Election Day(2)

A: Will you be voting? B: I will. Will you be voting? A: Well, when is the election? B: You dont know that? A: I just dont know. B: Its this Tuesday. A: You cant be serious. B: Why would I joke? A: Thanks for telling me. B: You shouldve known already

发表于:2019-01-15 / 阅读(81) / 评论(0) 分类 英语情景对话-选举

【英语时差8,16】廉价便利小吃店

Greasy Spoon Feifei: Youre looking very pleased and contented today, Diarmuid. Diarmuid: I am very happy today Feifei. Why? Because I had my breakfast at my local greasy spoon this morning. Feifei: Greasy spoon? I dont understand. How could you have

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(102) / 评论(0) 分类 英语时差8，16

【英音模仿秀】血肠复兴

模仿文本： In fact, whichever food culture you explore in the world, you'll find some kind of blood sausage.The voices you've just heard belong to three butchers who've all taken part in an event that's held each year in a relatively obscure tow

发表于:2019-01-24 / 阅读(71) / 评论(0) 分类 英音模仿秀

美丽新世界Brave New World 第11章(1)

After the scene in the Fertilizing Room, 授精室那一幕之后， all upper-caste London was wild to see this delicious creature,伦敦的上层种姓都迫不及待地想见识一下这位妙人,who had fallen on his knees before the Director of

发表于:2019-01-29 / 阅读(60) / 评论(0) 分类 美丽新世界

木偶奇遇记 第86期:匹诺曹遭威胁(1)

54.67CHAPTER 27 第27章 Going like the wind, Pinocchio took but a very short time to reach the shore. 像风一般，皮诺乔很快就到达了海岸。 He glanced all about him, but there was no sign of a Shark. The sea was as smooth as glass. 皮诺

发表于:2019-01-29 / 阅读(65) / 评论(0) 分类 木偶奇遇记

英语语法：26 Words that Sound Funny

Grammar Girl here. Today's topic is words that sound funny. Funny ha ha, not funny weird. And now, on to funny words. Guest writer Kevin Cummings, of the Shortcomings Audio podcast, writes, I had my first comedy hit with the phrase itty-bitty kidneys

发表于:2019-01-30 / 阅读(157) / 评论(0) 分类 英语语法 Grammar Girl

演讲开场15秒,抓住观众的心

演讲开场后的15秒，足以让你的观众决定是否还要继续听下去。千万不要浪费这短短的15秒，不然你在演讲中，就会后悔地看到他们开始低头玩手机啦！为了防止这种情况发生，以下给出4个建议

发表于:2019-02-18 / 阅读(76) / 评论(0) 分类 英语口语

听播客学英语 286 灯泡

A few years ago there were lots of lightbulb jokes in English. You probably had them in your language too. Here is an example. How many policemen/civil servants/school teachers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five one to stand on a table holding

发表于:2019-02-19 / 阅读(58) / 评论(0) 分类 听播客学英语

跟艾米莉一起学口语 第197期:打破僵局

breaktheice打破僵局；打破沉默 例句： Whatwehavetodonowistobreaktheice. 我们的当务之急是打破僵局。 Thehosttellajoketohisguesttobreaktheice. 主人为了打破僵局，给客人讲了个笑话。 Peterissooutgoing,he'salwaysthe

发表于:2019-02-23 / 阅读(65) / 评论(0) 分类 跟艾米莉一起学口语

老外最常用的英文短语 第764期:remember somebody (sth) ...ing

remember somebody (sth) ing 记住某人做过某事 I don't remember you doing the laundry. 我不记得见过你洗衣服。 I remember people telling me about it. 我记得别人对我说过这件事。 You remember me telling you that joke, right

发表于:2019-02-26 / 阅读(85) / 评论(0) 分类 老外最常用的英文短语

《柯南脱口秀》第55期:交流时很风趣

You look good,you look good,Cedric.Thank you man,I like it. 你看起来很棒 赛德里克 谢谢 老兄 我喜欢 I can't get away,if I wear a hat like that,someone would knock it off my head. 我就不行 如果我戴那样的帽子 别人会从我头

发表于:2019-03-04 / 阅读(98) / 评论(0) 分类 柯南脱口秀
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