Threenunsweretalkingabouttheirparishpriest. Theywerediscussinghisroom,whichtheytookturnscleaningeveryweek.Theyweresurprisedbysomethingstheyhadfound! Onesaid,IfoundsomepornomagazinesandIthrewthemaway. Anothersaid,IfoundsomecondomsandIpokedholesinthem.

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(45) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

Aten-year-oldstudentasked,Teacher , wouldyoupunishmeforsomethingIdidn tdo? Ofcoursenot,theteacherreplied. Thekidsaid , Good , becauseIdidn'tdomyhomework. Notes: 1.Aten-year-oldstudentasked,Teacher,wouldyoupunishmeforsomethingIdidn'tdo? 一个 1

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Aboytoldhismomshewasawfulatraisingkids. Shereplied,Holdyourtongue.That'snottrue! Theboysaid,ThenwhydoyousendmetobedwhenI'mnottiredandwakemeupinthemorningwhenIam? Notes: 1.Aboytoldhismomshewasawfulatraisingkids. 一个男孩告诉他妈妈,说她在养

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ThreeEngineers Therewerethreeengineersridingalonginacar. Theywereanelectricalengineer,amechanicalengineerandacomputerengineer. Suddenly , thecarbrokedown. Theelectricalengineersaid,Maybeit'sadeadbattery. Themechanicalengineersaid , Maybethefanbel

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The teacher says: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say I am beautiful, which tense is it? The student says: Obviously it's the past tense. NOTES: Present Tense: I am beautiful. Past Tense: I was beautiful. This is funny because

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(52) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

Some Advice on Learning English We''d better develop our interest in English at the beginning of our study. To develop interest in English study is not very hard. We may have the feeling of satisfaction and achievement from our English study when we

发表于:2018-12-27 / 阅读(40) / 评论(0) 分类 英语时差8,16

Ever since money was invented there have been people trying to fake it. Thats why its important for everyone to know how to spot a fake banknote. And the best thing to do is to know by heart what genuine notes should look like. Here is our expert Lee

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Please fill in this exchange memo in duplicate, your name and the amount you want to change. 请填写这张兑换水单,写您的姓名和要兑换的金额,一式两份。 Here are the notes and the memo. 这是500英镑和您的兑换水单。

发表于:2018-12-27 / 阅读(52) / 评论(0) 分类 旅游英语口语就该这么说

RACHEL MARTIN, HOST: When you take notes on the puzzle or maybe when you sit down in class, do you pull out your laptop, or do you pull out a piece of paper? A researcher at Princeton University says it matters which one you choose because you'll lea

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Sarah: So what do you think about switching over to electronic textbooks in the classroom? Peter: Thats a really good question, its one I've been debating myself for quite some time. I think, Im mostly for it because I think the textbooks tend to be

发表于:2018-12-29 / 阅读(36) / 评论(0) 分类 英语趣味课堂

AA:I'm Avi Arditti with Rosanne Skirble, and this week on Wordmaster: English teacher Nina Weinstein talks about building vocabulary by understanding root words. NINA WEINSTEIN: Basically half of all the words in the English language come from other

发表于:2018-12-30 / 阅读(57) / 评论(0) 分类 词汇大师(Wordmaster)

[00:00.00]What about the selling rate for US dollar in notes today? [00:02.03]今天的美圆售价怎么样? [00:04.07]The buying rate of U.S. dollar notes is 860 yuan per hundred dollars. [00:06.91]美圆买入价是100美圆兑860元。

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Mike: You have a great voice. You should join our choir. Grace: I dont know anything about music. I cant even read music. Mike: Its not that hard. I could teach you. Look, this is a piece were working on right now. Grace: Whats that weird thing at th

发表于:2019-01-01 / 阅读(57) / 评论(0) 分类 地道美语播客

Can you name those notes? Probably notperhaps one in 10,000 speakers of European languages has perfect pitch, the ability to recognize a note without having heard any reference note first. But theres a much better chance you could successfully name

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(105) / 评论(0) 分类 60秒科学

释义: Betweenand 在之间;rock 石头;hard place 坚硬的地方;between a rock and a hard place: Being in a dilemma where the only two available options are both unsatisfying or bad. 处于一个两难的境地中,其中的两种选择都

发表于:2019-01-17 / 阅读(58) / 评论(0) 分类 英语俚语天天说

9. Could you give me some small notes? 给我一些小票好吗? 还能这样说: Do you have small notes for me? Can you offer me small notes? 谚语: Even a small star shines in the darkness. 星星再小,也会发光。 10. Please sign the

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模仿文本: Yep, it seems hard currency is making a comeback, wrong-footing everyone who was predicting a move towards a cashless society, including the American central bank - the Federal Reserve. Remember how we were told the rise of debit and

发表于:2019-01-24 / 阅读(49) / 评论(0) 分类 英音模仿秀

AA: I'm Avi Arditti with Rosanne Skirble, and this week on Wordmaster: English teacher Nina Weinstein talks about building vocabulary by understanding root words. NINA WEINSTEIN: Basically half of all the words in the English language come from other

发表于:2019-02-14 / 阅读(58) / 评论(0) 分类 英语单词大师-Word Master

The high-stakes struggle between President Trump and fired FBI Director James Comey is our top story again tonight. The president has answered Comey's Senate testimony with outright denials, new talk of possible tapes, and a pledge to tell his story

发表于:2019-02-17 / 阅读(53) / 评论(0) 分类 PBS访谈社会系列

======== TEST 1 PART C 17-20 ======== 17. What kind of assignment is the professor discussing with the students? [A] Reviewing book reports. [B] Reading magazine articles. [C] Selecting information so

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