英语笑话听力+文本：Three nuns 三个尼姑
时间：2018-12-26 作者：英语课 分类：英语笑话（MP3+文本）
Three nuns were talking about their parish priest.
They were discussing his room, which they took turns cleaning every week. They were surprised by some things they had found!
One said, "I found some porno magazines and I threw them away."
Another said, "I found some condoms and I poked holes in them."
The third nun said, "Oh shit!"
1. Three nuns were talking about their parish priest.
有三个修女在谈论她们的教区教士。
clergy泛指神职人员；priest通常是指天主教的教士，他们不能结婚，且必须禁欲；基督教的minister是可以结婚的。信徒通常称呼他们为神父。
nun [nʌn] n.修女 parish [ˈpærɪʃ] n.教区 priest [pri:st] n.牧师；僧侣
2. They were discussing his room, which they took turns cleaning every week.
他们在讨论他的房间，那里每周由她们轮流打扫。
"turn"指“（轮流做某事时的）机会”，"take turns"指“采用轮流的方式做某事”，后接动名词。若要表达轮到了谁，可以用It's one's turn。
3. They were surprised by some things they had found!
她们对所发现的一些东西感到吃惊！
句中的by也可以用at取代，使用by时，其被动语气较强。
surprised [səˈpraɪzd] adj.吃惊的
4.One said, "I found some porno magazines and I threw them away."
其中一个人说：“我发现了一些色情杂志，我把它们扔掉了。”
porno也可以写成porn，它们是pornographic和pornography的缩写形式。
porno [ˈpɔ:nəʊ] adj.色情的 porn [pɔ:n] adj.色情的 pornography [pɔ:ˈnɒgrəfi] n.色情；色情文字
pornographic [ˌpɔ:nəˈgræfɪk] adj.色情的
5. Another said, "I found some condoms and I poked holes in them."
另一个人说：“我发现了一些安全套，我在上面戳了几个洞。”
6. The third nun said, "Oh shit!"
第三个修女说：“噢！可恶！”
oh是表示恐惧、喜悦、惊讶、痛苦是所发出的感叹词，而shit则是生气、焦急时所发出的感叹词。
shit [ʃɪt] interj.可恶！