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I'm Not a Quitter 我不是轻易放弃的人 A young lady came in for her interview with the human resources department of a large company and handed the executive her application. 一位年轻的女士到一家大公司应聘面试，她把自己的材
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In Prison vs. at Work 蹲监狱和上班 IN PRISON... You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. 在监狱里 你大部分时间待在8x10大小的牢房里。 AT WORK... You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle. 上班时 你大部分时
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Is Your Wife at Home Now 你妻子现在在家吗 The boss arrived at his office with a terrible headache. That's funny, boss. Commented an employee. A few days ago, I had a terrible headache too, but it didn't last long. My wife pulled me over the s
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Part-time Job 兼职工作 When my son was a high-school sophomore, he got a part-time job sacking groceries at a supermarket. He came home all smiles. 我儿子在一所中学读二年级时，在一家超级市场找到了一份包装食品的兼职工
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The Lost Purse 丢失的钱包 A lady lost her purse in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. 一位女士圣诞节购物时，混乱中丢了钱包。一个诚实的小男孩捡到了钱包并还给
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The Lost Purse 丢失的钱包 A lady lost her purse in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. 一位女士圣诞节购物时，混乱中丢了钱包。一个诚实的小男孩捡到了钱包并还给
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Too Much 太浓了 I used to have a job painting clown faces on children at a flea market. Each day when I arrived, I'd paint my own face first. One morning as I examined my makeup in the rest room, I was pleased that my clown white looked even, my m
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A Soldier's Brilliant Idea 士兵的妙计 Mr. Robinson had to travel somewhere on business, and as he was in a hurry, he decided to go by air. He liked sitting beside a window when he was flying, so when he got on to the plane, he looked for a windo
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Is He a Good Doctor 他是个好医生吗 An American visiting a remote area in South America became sick. I have to see a doctor, he told a local. How can I know which doctor is a good one? 一个在南美洲比较偏僻的地方旅游的美国人生病
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Think Like a Lawyer 律师思维 The professor of a contract law class asked one of his better students, If you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it? 合同法教授问他的一个好学生：如果你要给某人一个橘子，你
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Basic Rules for Cats猫的基本行为准则1. CHAIRS AND RUGS1. 关于椅子和地毯If you have to throw up, get into a chair quickly. 如果要呕吐，迅速跳到一把椅子上。 If you cannot manage in time, get to an Oriental rug. 如果来不
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Two Cockroaches两只蟑螂Two cockroaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant. 两只蟑螂正在一条胡同里的垃圾堆上大吃特吃，一只开始谈论一家新开张的餐厅。 I was i
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Poor Snake可怜的蛇An old snake goes to see his doctor. 一只上了年纪的蛇去看医生。 Doctor, I need something for my eyes, I can't see very well these days.医生，我该配副眼镜了，这段日子以来我一直看不清东西。 T
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Poor Plumber 可怜的管子工 A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. 一位女士在等着管子工来，他本该10点来的。 Ten o'clock came and went; no plumber; eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock, one o'clock;
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Smart Parrot 聪明的鹦鹉 A lady walk into a pet store and asks the salesman if he has any parrots for sale. 一位女士走进一间宠物商店询问是否有鹦鹉出售。 He replies that he has a very special parrot in back. 店员回答说里面
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Correct Male Responses 男人正确的回答 What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument and/or divorce if the man does not answer properly. 这些问题之所以说它们不好是因为每一个问
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A Man's Guide to What a Woman Is Really Saying 女人话语隐含意义指南 I JUST NEED SOME SPACE. 我需要一些空间。 ... without you in it. 没有你在里面。 DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS? 我穿这身衣服是不是显胖？ We haven't h
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Brain Transplant 脑移植 A patient needed a brain transplant and the doctor told the family, Brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the costs yourselves. 一个病人需要进行脑移植，医生对他的家属说：脑器官是很贵的
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A Woman's Guide to What a Man Is Really Saying 男人话语隐含意义指南 I'M HUNGRY. 我饿了。 I'm hungry. 我饿了。 I'M SLEEPY. 我困了。 I'm sleepy. 我困了。 I'M TIRED. 我累了。 I'm tired. 我累了。 WHAT'S WRONG? 出什么事
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Forgotten Pillowcases 忘了拿的枕套 A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the saying, You can't take it with you. 一个吝啬的老律师被诊断出得了不治之症。于是他决定要
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